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The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.
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:''"Job" redirects here.  For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see [[A Jorb Well Done]]''.
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:''"Career" redirects here.  For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see [[Career Day]]''.
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The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.
==Known occupations==
==Known occupations==
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!Jobs
!Jobs
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|[[Homestar]]
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|[[Homestar Runner]]
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* [[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]])
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*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jorb Well Done]], [[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])
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* News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
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*[[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[dullard]], [[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
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* Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
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*News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
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* Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
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*Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
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* Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]])
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*Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[anything]])
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* Bunmaker ([[disconnected]])
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*Bunmaker ([[disconnected]])
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*Actor ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]])
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*Pitchman ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]])
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*[[Homestarmy]] Colonel ([[army]], [[more armies]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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*Server at The Pizz ([[pizza joint]])
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*Server at a diner ([[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Main Page 5]], [[Date Nite]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
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*[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]  mascot ([[mascot]], [[4 branches]], [[rough copy]], [[On Break]])
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*Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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*Detective ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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|[[Pom Pom]]
|[[Pom Pom]]
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*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]])
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*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])
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*Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]])
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*Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]], [[independent]])
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*"Big Cheese" at the office ([[from work]])
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*Mascot ([[On Break]])
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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*Detective ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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|[[Strong Bad]]
|[[Strong Bad]]
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* Office worker ([[Biz Cas Fri]], [[4 branches]])
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*Office worker ([[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]], [[dullard]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
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* Prinicpal<!--sic--> of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] and a high school ([[CGNU]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
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*Prinicpal<!--sic--> of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] and a high school ([[CGNU]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
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* Thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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*Thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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* News anchor ([[local news]])
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*News anchor ([[local news]])
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* News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
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*News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
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* Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
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*Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
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* Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]])
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*[[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]], [[On Break]])
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* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
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*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
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* Lifeguard ([[keep cool]])
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*Lifeguard ''(may be amateur)'' ([[keep cool]])
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* Indie comics author ([[comic]])
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*Indie comics author ([[comic]])
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* Voice actor for local events ([[monster truck]])
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*Voice-over artist for local events ([[monster truck]])
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* Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
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*Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
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*Expensive briefcase carrier ([[secret identity]])
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*Columnist for a women's help magazine. ([[secret identity]])
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*Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet ([[montage]])
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*Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz ([[pizza joint]])
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*Health Inspector ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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|[[The Cheat]]
|[[The Cheat]]
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* Former toner salesman ([[montage]])
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*Former toner salesman ([[montage]])
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* Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
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*Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
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* Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
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*Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
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* Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered By The Cheat]])
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*Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered by The Cheat]])
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* Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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*Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[garage sale]])
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* Drummer ([[Cool Things]])
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*Drummer ([[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
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*Commando ([[army]])
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*Disc jockey ([[geddup noise]], [[nightlife]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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*Owner of Cheatsa Pizza ([[pizza joint]])
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*Actor ([[more armies]])
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|[[Marzipan]]
|[[Marzipan]]
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* Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]])
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*Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]], [[Career Day]])
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* Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]])
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*Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
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*Actress ([[being mean]])
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|[[Strong Mad]]
|[[Strong Mad]]
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* Bassist ([[Cool Things]])
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*Bassist ([[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
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* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
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*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
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*Bouncer ([[nightlife]])
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*Actor ([[being mean]])
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*Security Guard ([[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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|[[Strong Sad]]
|[[Strong Sad]]
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* Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]])
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*Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]], [[independent]])
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*Temp ([[from work]])
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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*Violinist ([[Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar]])
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*Rock journalist ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
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|[[Coach Z]]
|[[Coach Z]]
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* Coach ([[autobiography]], [[A Jorb Well Done]])
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*Coach
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* Referee ([[montage]])
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*Referee ([[montage]])
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* Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[Hip Hop Dance]])
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*Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]], [[Rap Song]])
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*Janitor ([[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[DNA Evidence]])
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*[[Blubb-O's]] mascot ([[Blubb-O's Commercial]], [[On Break]])
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*Actor ([[being mean]])
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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*Policeman ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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|[[Bubs]]
|[[Bubs]]
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* Shopkeeper ([[part-time job]], [[Cool Things]])
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*Concession stand owner/operator
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* ISP operator ([[isp]])
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*Professional handyman ([[12:00]])
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*ISP operator ([[isp]])
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*The Office IT Professional ([[from work]])
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*Paranormal Investigator ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
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*Normal Investigator ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
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*TV/VCR Repairman ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
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*Toga Yoga Instuctor ([[DNA Evidence]])
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*Bartender ([[nightlife]], [[Strong Badia The Free]])
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*Black market dealer in legitimate goods ([[licensed]])
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*Videlectrician ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
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*Veterinarian ([[Best Caper Ever]])
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*Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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*[[Questionable Services|Questionable]] Medical Coverage Provider ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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*Sketch artist ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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*Lawyer ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
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|[[The King of Town]]
|[[The King of Town]]
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*King
*King
*Food marketer
*Food marketer
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*Host of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]])
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*Star of a comic strip ''(temporary)'' ([[old comics]])
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*Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
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*Star of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]])
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*Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[Trogdor Con '97]])
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*Teacher ([[being mean]])
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|[[Homsar]]
|[[Homsar]]
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*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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|[[Marshie]]
|[[Marshie]]
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* Mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] ([[retirement]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Meet Marshie]])
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*Mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] ([[retirement]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Meet Marshie]])
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|[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
|[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
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*Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]])
*Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]])
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*Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]])
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*Ghost hunter ([[That a Ghost]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
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*Entrepreneur ([[2 emails]])
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|[[Senor Cardgage]]
|[[Senor Cardgage]]
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* Mortgage broker
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*Mortgage broker ([[Senor Mortgage]])
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* Used car salesman
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*Used car salesman ([[Senorial Day]])
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* Movie theater usher
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*Movie theater usher ([[the movies]], [[rated]])
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*Commercial pitchman ([[candy product]])
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*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
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*Owner of a shady daycare ([[licensed]])
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|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
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*Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]])
*Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]])
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|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Bishop]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]]
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|[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
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|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[That Little Chef Guy]]
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*Servants to [[The King of Town]]
*Servants to [[The King of Town]]
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*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]] or a [[senior prom|general business band]]
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*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]], a [[senior prom|general business band]], and a [[the movies|Mariachi Band]]
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*Characters in a TV show ([[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]])
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|[[Frank Bennedetto]]
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Labor Dabor]])
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|[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]
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*Former toner salesperson ([[montage]])
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*Athlete ''(for the [[Champeenship]])'' ([[montage]])
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*Used car dealership TV spokesperson ([[montage]])
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|[[Crack Stuntman]]
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*Voice of [[Gunhaver]] in [[Cheat Commandos]]
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*Spokesperson for [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], [[Pistols For Pandas]])
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*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
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*Spokesperson for halloweensafety.gov ([[Halloween Safety]])
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| [[Litigation Jackson]]
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*Movie Star ([[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[rampage]])
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*Lawyer ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
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[[Category:Activity running gags]]
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{{incomplete list}}
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[[Category:Money]]

Current revision as of 00:44, 28 November 2022

"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see A Jorb Well Done.
"Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see Career Day.

The occupations of many Free Country, USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.

[edit] Known occupations

Character Jobs
Homestar Runner
Pom Pom
Strong Bad
The Cheat
Marzipan
Strong Mad
Strong Sad
Coach Z
Bubs
The King of Town
Homsar
Marshie
Old-Timey Strong Bad
Senor Cardgage
Vector Strong Bad
Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife
  • Soldier, Homestarmy (army)
The Poopsmith, The Cleric, The Blacksmith, The Hornblower, The Knight, That Little Chef Guy
Frank Bennedetto
Wagon Fulla Pancakes
Crack Stuntman
Litigation Jackson

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