Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

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"I've finally finished Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, so you can all EAT IT!"

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

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• Mandatory actions will be bulleted and written in boldface.
• Actions that increase your awesomeness rating, but are not mandatory, will be bulleted and written in plaintext.
• Optional actions that might help you understand the scene will be bulleted and written in italics.

Walkthrough

Office

After the intro, you'll be playing as Dangeresque within the movie. You're in the Office now. Unlike previous SBCG4AP episodes, this is your home base, and the game will auto-save when you enter here. There's a knock at the door.

• Dangeresque's favorite nunchuck gun is sitting on the table. Make sure you hold on to this!
• Next to that is a strange trinket. Yeah, grab that too.
• Answer the phone for a celebrity name drop.
• Now answer the door.

In will walk Renaldo (Coach Z) and Dangeresque Too (Homestar Runner). Renaldo's retiring soon, so the heroes are having a small party.

• You get awesomeness points every time you aim your nunchuck gun at a character. You've got two characters here, so aim at both of them.
• Take Renaldo's drink.
• Now head for the door. Slightly missing her cue will be Cutesy Buttons (Marzipan).

She wants you to get the formula that will save the rainforest that she believes to be in Strongborneo. She'll also bring her plant Credenza onto the set, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

• Aim your nunchuck gun at her, too.
• And take Credenza for a, er, walk. Anything to get him off the set!
• Now open the map and head to Strongborneo.

Checkpoint: You'll have nunchucked three characters and have one celebrity name drop. You should be carrying the nunchuck gun, trinket, diet soda, and Credenza.

Strongborneo

Strong Badia is probably the best-looking set in the movie, and with a trickle-from-a-hose river/quicksand and cardboard box boat, that should speak volumes. However, it's disconnected from the rest of The Field this time, so don't bother trying to get the other locations on your map just yet. Renaldo will follow you around for most of the early parts of the movie, so you can speak with him for advice.

• What you have to do here is shoot the Stop Sign with your nunchuck gun. This will reveal a hole.
• Try to reach through the hole. Too small, but Renaldo's arms are skinnier, so he'll try. Oops, this triggers a monster! Of the Bear-holding-a-shark variety!
• Use the nunchuck gun on the monster to defeat it and save Renaldo.

In the chaos, however, Renaldo gripped the formula too tight, reducing it to a pile of dust. He will, however, mention that a Professor Experimento might be able to fix it. His lab will be added to your map.

• Head for the Secret Lab.

Secret Lab

Set in Strong Bad's computer room, Professor Experimento's lab is full of cardboardium wonders, including a nearly-completed rocket! He also dabbles in chemistry, so perhaps he can help you out. Unfortunately, he's hot-tempered, and throws scissors that bounce off of stick to the wall as you enter.

• Take the scissors. They could come in handy!
• Talk to Experimento (Pom Pom). He'll agree to fix the formula if you agree to get back the disk that was stolen from him. He'll then write the ingredients he needs on the chalkboard: Bubbly Drink, Stickanee Flower, and Yellow Hair.
• Hey, you already have one ingredient! Give Experimento the Diet Soda.
• Nunchuck-gun Experimento, 'cuz he's there.
• One of the pieces of Experimento's rocket is a manual page for Space Circus Catastrophe. Nab it.
• You can play the "Space Simulator" (which is the Fun Machine). Get a sufficiently high score to increase your awesomeness.
• Seems like the yellow hair should be easy, so maybe you should check out the Office again.

Checkpoint: You'll now have four characters nunchucked and a manual page. You'll have lost the diet soda but gained the safety scissors.

Office

• Use the scissors on Cutesy Buttons. Oops, Marzipan breaks from the script and refuses to part with even a small bit of hair. Cut!
• Examine the window behind Marzipan to try to get her to turn around. Nope, she's not terribly interested in what she sees. Do take note of the fact that the Shark Pond is visible outside of the window; that will be important later.
• Okay, let's hit Brainblow City!

Brainblow City

This is The Field, minus Strong Badia (which, remember, is cut off from the rest of the field as it's a different set.) The Brainblow City icon on the map sends you to the Brick Wall, but you can still get all of the other usual map locations (except the Concession Stand) by walking near them as usual.

• The Stick...anee Tree has a flower on it. Success! Take it.
• Walk far enough and you'll find the Shark Pond. Marzipan didn't care enough to look at this earlier, so maybe you can throw something in there do distract her long enough to get that hair sample. How about Credenza?
• While you're here, aim your sawed-off single-barreled nunchuck gun squarely at the sign on the far right side of the City (near the Concessi... er, Prison) to get "Renaldo Fun Sheets".
• Okay, enough here for now, back to the Office!

Office

• Direct Marzipan's attention to the window again and she'll be appalled to see Credenza floating in the "shark pond".
• Take advantage of her distraction to collect that hair she wouldn't give you before... though she rather violently makes you get Credenza back anyway!
• Okay, you have your ingredients, time to talk to Experimento! Head for the Secret Lab.

Checkpoint: You should have lost Credenza, but in exchange, you'll have the Flower and the Hair. You'll also have one Merchandise item, and you'll have witnessed one outtake.

Secret Lab