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''{reads "Pilmple-Faced Bill" as written}'' | ''{reads "Pilmple-Faced Bill" as written}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! I paid that pilmple-faced bill months ago! You gotta tell grody Blackhead-Flaced Janice from accounting to update her records! ''{clears screen}'' As for being famous and licensing stuff, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to be famous to liscense stuff. Just look at Biscuitdoughhandsman. He licensed his likeness to a paper towel company— | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to shot of paper towel roll with pictures of Biscuitdoughhandsman and Basil.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —years ago, but no one knows who the crap he is. | ||
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| + | '''OLD LADY:''' Get this, ????, it's exorbitantly absorbent! | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, lady! ''{cut back to Lappy}'' No, the true sign of being famous is in the ''unlicensed'' stuff! And we're all over that! In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed ''unlicensed'' seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs. | ||
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| + | ''{An application form flies onto the screen with the header "So you wanna be an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad & The Cheat knock-offs" and entries for "Name", "Number", and "I'll get back to you".}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has— | ||
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| + | ''{"Country of manufacture" page comes up with a county-like shape in the middle. Names keep appearing and being crossed out.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —changed name five times since I was in seventh grade, that you sell your wares from a— | ||
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| + | ''{"Type of Store" page comes up, with a note "(Circle one)".}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —blanket, ''{a "Dirty Blanket" appears and watches fill it}'' or inside a trench coat, ''{A "Dirty Trenchcoat<!-- sic -->" appears and watches fill it}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' that you always refer to the selling of our items— | ||
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| + | ''{"You gotta yell this" page comes up, with a cartoony figure of a man and a table with 4 watches}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —as "numba one bargain!", ''{the phrase appears in a speech bubble}'' and that— | ||
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| + | ''{The Two Guys" page comes up with pictures of Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —one of us has to have a human nose. | ||
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| + | ''{Noses appear on both. Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}'' | ||
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
Revision as of 07:19, 19 February 2008
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Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Bubs, Homestar Runner.
Places: Computer Room,Shady Daycares National Park, Bubs' Concession Stand
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Running Time: 4:18
Page Title: Lappy 486
Contents |
Transcript
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STRONG BAD: {singing} Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email. {brings up the email}
subject: famousOk Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now,
but why haven't you licensed anything yet? Like where's the
strong Bad novels and fluffy pillows, I need more Strong
Bad in my day, come on man help me out!
From yours truly
Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving
{reads "Pilmple-Faced Bill" as written}
STRONG BAD: Hey! I paid that pilmple-faced bill months ago! You gotta tell grody Blackhead-Flaced Janice from accounting to update her records! {clears screen} As for being famous and licensing stuff, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to be famous to liscense stuff. Just look at Biscuitdoughhandsman. He licensed his likeness to a paper towel company—
{Cut to shot of paper towel roll with pictures of Biscuitdoughhandsman and Basil.}
STRONG BAD: —years ago, but no one knows who the crap he is.
OLD LADY: Get this, ????, it's exorbitantly absorbent!
STRONG BAD: Shut up, lady! {cut back to Lappy} No, the true sign of being famous is in the unlicensed stuff! And we're all over that! In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.
{An application form flies onto the screen with the header "So you wanna be an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad & The Cheat knock-offs" and entries for "Name", "Number", and "I'll get back to you".}
STRONG BAD: The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has—
{"Country of manufacture" page comes up with a county-like shape in the middle. Names keep appearing and being crossed out.}
STRONG BAD: —changed name five times since I was in seventh grade, that you sell your wares from a—
{"Type of Store" page comes up, with a note "(Circle one)".}
STRONG BAD: —blanket, {a "Dirty Blanket" appears and watches fill it} or inside a trench coat, {A "Dirty Trenchcoat" appears and watches fill it}
STRONG BAD: that you always refer to the selling of our items—
{"You gotta yell this" page comes up, with a cartoony figure of a man and a table with 4 watches}
STRONG BAD: —as "numba one bargain!", {the phrase appears in a speech bubble} and that—
{The Two Guys" page comes up with pictures of Strong Bad and The Cheat}
STRONG BAD: —one of us has to have a human nose.
{Noses appear on both. Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}
Easter Eggs
- During the email, click on the words "shady daycares" to see a postcard from Shady Daycares National Park.
- After the final bit of dialogue, click on the star on Homestar's shirt to see a scene in the field. Homestar is standing, still with his face covered in cuts and glass shards. The Cheat floats across the screen from the left, puffed up like a balloon.
- HOMESTAR: {singing in the same tune as before} Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird ugly bird...
Fun Facts
Inside References
- The Easter egg is a callback to the ending of helium.
Real-World References
- An example of the illegal usage of characters in a day-care occurs in an urban legend in 1989, in which Disney forced three day-care centers in Florida to remove all murals of their characters, which were used without their consent. The centers complied and Universal Studios Florida and Hanna-Barbera put up new murals of Hanna-Barbera's stable of characters.
- stright to DVD releases
External Links
- watch "licensed"
- watch "licensed" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "licensed"
- forum thread re: "licensed"
