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Okay, so I'm not very good at incoherent crap. Only coherent crap.
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== Definition List ==
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== Really Short Definition List ==
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; AAAAAAAAAA : The Anglo-Americo-Australian Association Against Arbitrarily Asinine Alliterative Acronym Abuse. [http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cgi-bin/comic.pl?comic=245]
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; AAAAAAAA : My name, according to the guy after me at Best Buy who just pressed the confirm button a lot after I failed to input a name for my high score in the Guitar Hero demo. I'm serious.
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; A-NOTHING! : See ''Nothing''.
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; Buzz : Despite his low IQ (see the entry for Zero), mathgrant is somehow capable of creating sucky music using this program. Wow.
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; Arrow : Appears in [[Wikipedia:Dance Dance Revolution|Dance Dance Revolution]] to tell you which pads to step on. Also appears in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] to kill [[The Ugly One]].
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; CGNU : With their new E-niversity, you can get a degree in Caps Lock Technician in just four clicks!
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; Chance : [[What's Her Face]] sings a song about having one with a guy.
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; Corporate Rock : See ''Sucks''.
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; Costume Palace : Where the [[King of Town]] bought his crown.
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; Dead : [[The Cheat]] is not dead. [[Homestar Runner]]'s brain is dead. Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon should be dead.
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; Decemberween : The best one ever was in 2001.
; Decemberween : The best one ever was in 2001.
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; Douglas : The Cheat can't say this word, which is why the black sycamore outside the window has a more advanced vocabulary than The Cheat.
 
; Everybody : Name of some guy who likes the Homestar Runner. The intro page seems to be dedicated to him: "Everybody! La-di-da-di-da!"
; Everybody : Name of some guy who likes the Homestar Runner. The intro page seems to be dedicated to him: "Everybody! La-di-da-di-da!"
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; Fluffy Puff Mayo : Definition 1 (Homestar): Pretty darned good mayo. Definition 2 (everyone else): Poison.
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; Fraternity : I don't really know what this word means. I think it means, like, friendship, or bondage, or something. . .
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; GIVE BABY : How to get free pills.
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; G : I can count to it!
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; Hitler : His brain is in a jar.
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; Homestar Runner : mathgrant ''wishes'' he were as smart as this guy.
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; How to tell if someone's dumb : See ''How to tell if someone's stupid''.
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; How to tell if someone's stupid : See ''How to tell if someone's dumb''.
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; Infinity : When you put it in an empty glass, it becomes colorful and a great subject for, say, experimental films.
; Infinity : When you put it in an empty glass, it becomes colorful and a great subject for, say, experimental films.
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; Jar : Hitler's brain is in one.
 
; Jig : Strong Bad quickly discovers that this dance is more effective for catching fish than a lure is.
; Jig : Strong Bad quickly discovers that this dance is more effective for catching fish than a lure is.
; King : What the King of Town claims to be.
; King : What the King of Town claims to be.
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; Limozeen : A band that [[Strong Bad]] likes. One time, their name was at the top of the screen, but Larry didn't know that.
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; Limozeen : A band that Strong Bad likes. One time, their name was at the top of the screen, but Larry didn't know that.
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; Luigi : Mario's brother. It's gonna take the world's biggest miracle for the King of Town to be able to dress up as him on Halloween.
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; Mississippi Mud : A delicious cake-type thing that's SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD. Seriously, you ought to try one. And if you're under 10, good luck spelling it.
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; Mario : An overweight plumber. The obese King of Town resembles him so much, that all he needed to do was put on the trademark M hat to dress up as him for Halloween.
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; Nothing : What Strong Bad got Marzipan for her birthday. Also, what The Poopsmith says.
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; mathgrant : See ''Moron''.
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; O RLY? : According to a new law passed on the internet, anyone who fails to respond to this with a YA RLY! will be fined a million billion dollars.
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; Moron : What you are if you don't like Homestar Runner. Also, what mathgrant is.
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; Pee : I really got, I really gotta do this, I really got, I really gotta do this, do this.
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; Mrs. Commanderson : A pre-kindergarten teacher who also works for [[The Cheat Commandos]]. Obviously, she never has any time to sleep.
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; Qat : A word Scrabble players LOVE, and most people don't know what it means.
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; Normal : What the word Douglas is, and what everything else on HSR isn't.
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; Rap : I can't believe people pay 50 Cents for this junk.
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; Nothing : What Strong Bad got [[Marzipan]] for her birthday. Also, what's in mathgrant's head.
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; Sbu : Making Bubs say this word renders him incapable of lying -- I mean, flying.
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; Peasantry : A small village where [[Rather Dashing]] lives. The population is dwindling due to [[Trogdor]].
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; Typhlosion : A Pokemon character, and mathgrant's favorite, possibly. The fact that he even knows Pokemon besides Pikachu exist probably makes him insane.
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; PUT BABY IN BUCKET : How to get a free meatball sub.
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; UPPERCASE : WHAT THIS ENTIRE LINE IS IN.
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; Rocks : They're in your head if you hate HSR.
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; Victor : The letter V.
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; Sbu : Making [[Bubs]] say this word renders him incapable of lying -- I mean, flying.
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; Wiki : What this is.
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; Self-reference : See ''Self-reference''.
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; Xenophobic : The fear of strangers. Hey, I had to put SOMETHING for X.
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; Sucks : A word that describes the SB e-mail [[tape leg]], as well as all reality television shows. Some people prefer to euphemize with the word "vacuums".
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; Yon dungeon : Where a SCROLL and a FLASK usually reside.
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; Sweet Cuppin' Cakes : A crazy cartoon.
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; Zero : mathgrant ''wishes'' his IQ were this high.
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; Teen Girl Squad : Awesome HSR cartoon.
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; Thatched-roof Cottage : Trogdor fodder.
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; THROW BABY : The quickest way to get soda.
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; Trophy : [[The Cheat]] deserves one.
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; Twenty-Sided Die : Popular RPG item. One squishes [[So and So]] in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], but Strong Bad thinks it has only twelve sides, because he can't even count to G.
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; Website : What this is.
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; Z : Last letter in the alphabet.
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; Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz : You'd have to be totally dull to say this word while watching a cartoon by [[The Brothers Chaps]].
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== HRWiki Main Page Parody ==
== HRWiki Main Page Parody ==

Revision as of 22:11, 7 August 2006

DuaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a puzzle craze from the 2000's!
"close drawer"

Contents

About Me

I like HRWiki.

"You heard it, folks! mathgrant likes HRWiki!"

"It's fluffety. It's puffety. 1, 2, 3, 4, 9."

Random Incoherent Crap

Random incoherent crap happens! Stave it off, 1, 2, 3, and now what would you do if you were a diffirent town for one day????? I can do carthweels for a big old round old red old natsy old mile! And his hands looked like guacamole! It was the moooooooooooooon!!!! I knew it! LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO! I FEEL LIKE SOME SERIOUS BISCUIT DOUGH!

Okay, so I'm not very good at incoherent crap. Only coherent crap.

Really Short Definition List

AAAAAAAA 
My name, according to the guy after me at Best Buy who just pressed the confirm button a lot after I failed to input a name for my high score in the Guitar Hero demo. I'm serious.
Buzz 
Despite his low IQ (see the entry for Zero), mathgrant is somehow capable of creating sucky music using this program. Wow.
CGNU 
With their new E-niversity, you can get a degree in Caps Lock Technician in just four clicks!
Decemberween 
The best one ever was in 2001.
Everybody 
Name of some guy who likes the Homestar Runner. The intro page seems to be dedicated to him: "Everybody! La-di-da-di-da!"
Fraternity 
I don't really know what this word means. I think it means, like, friendship, or bondage, or something. . .
G 
I can count to it!
Homestar Runner 
mathgrant wishes he were as smart as this guy.
Infinity 
When you put it in an empty glass, it becomes colorful and a great subject for, say, experimental films.
Jig 
Strong Bad quickly discovers that this dance is more effective for catching fish than a lure is.
King 
What the King of Town claims to be.
Limozeen 
A band that Strong Bad likes. One time, their name was at the top of the screen, but Larry didn't know that.
Mississippi Mud 
A delicious cake-type thing that's SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD. Seriously, you ought to try one. And if you're under 10, good luck spelling it.
Nothing 
What Strong Bad got Marzipan for her birthday. Also, what The Poopsmith says.
O RLY? 
According to a new law passed on the internet, anyone who fails to respond to this with a YA RLY! will be fined a million billion dollars.
Pee 
I really got, I really gotta do this, I really got, I really gotta do this, do this.
Qat 
A word Scrabble players LOVE, and most people don't know what it means.
Rap 
I can't believe people pay 50 Cents for this junk.
Sbu 
Making Bubs say this word renders him incapable of lying -- I mean, flying.
Typhlosion 
A Pokemon character, and mathgrant's favorite, possibly. The fact that he even knows Pokemon besides Pikachu exist probably makes him insane.
UPPERCASE 
WHAT THIS ENTIRE LINE IS IN.
Victor 
The letter V.
Wiki 
What this is.
Xenophobic 
The fear of strangers. Hey, I had to put SOMETHING for X.
Yon dungeon 
Where a SCROLL and a FLASK usually reside.
Zero 
mathgrant wishes his IQ were this high.

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