Teen Girl Squad Issue 4

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Cheerleader's totally bummed that school's happening again this year, So and So is falling head over heels for Brett Bretterson, and the other two are getting squished.

Page Title: TGS Tissue 4


NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {cool parents!} So and So! {student council} What's Her Face! {shop lifting?} The Ugly One! {prepaid lunch!}

CHEERLEADER: I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year.


CHEERLEADER: Y'all are so wack.

THE UGLY ONE: Wiggidy-wack?

CHEERLEADER: Nope, just regular type.

SO AND SO: Not me. I sat next to Brett Bretterson in math and he asked to study with me at lunch.

{Hearts appear above her head and one gets pierced with an arrow.}

CHEERLEADER: You made Brett Bretterson up in first grade, he's not real.

SO AND SO: {Turns towards no one and says to thin air} Oh, Brett, there you are. Thank you, you've filled out nicely too.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {reading the caption above What's Her Face's bemused expression} Weirded out!

SO AND SO: {walking obliviously towards the "Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit") Okay, let's go. {falls in} Ahhh! Go Growlbacks!

WHAT'S HER FACE: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

CHEERLEADER: Okay gals, Quarterback is over there. I'm gonna go see if he has any plans for dating me. Is-a my unda-wears showing?

THE UGLY ONE: Yes ma'am.

CHEERLEADER: Grood! ...I mean good. And great. ...Great and good.


WHAT'S HER FACE: We're cool.

{A heavy weight and a sack of potatoes fall on What's Her Face and The Ugly One. These are labelled "NO" and "YOU'RE NOT" respectively}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {As the objects fall} NO! YOU'RE NOT!

{Cut to Cheerleader standing beside Quarterback}

CHEERLEADER: So Quarterman, how's about you and me?

QUARTERBACK: How's about you get some brains?

THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: {in a cockpit on top of a giant, eyepatched brain} CEREBELLUM'D!

{Cut to the bottomless spirit pit}

SO AND SO: Little help down here?... Maybe some Lunchables?... Or a juice box?...

...I love you too, Brett.


Easter Eggs

  • At the end, if you click on the "o" in "over," you get a bonus skit with What's Her Face and The Ugly One trapped under NO pounds and YOU'RE NOT potatoes.
  • At the end, if you click on the !, you get to hear So and So talk to herself some more.

Fun Facts

  • This is the only proper TGS issue (The Decemberween Teen Girl Squad special not included) where birds don't get killed somehow. (Though in Issue # 5, no living birds get killed, a postcard with a picture of birds on it gets CHOMP'D.) One of So and So's love hearts gets ARROW'D, however.
  • The cerebellum is the bottom rear section of the brain. Its function is disputed, but the two main theories are that it either functions as a regulator of the timing of movements, or that it is the brain's learning/encoding machine.
  • The title of So-and-So's book changes throughout the toon. At first it says "subject", then "math types", and finally "poly-sci".

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