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Contents 1 Alcohol 1.1 Appearances 1.1.1 General 1.1.2 Beer 1.1.3 Cognac 1.1.4 Martinis 1.1.5 Mouthwash 1.1.6 Wine

Alcohol

Appearances

General

• The Luau — Among the phrases of "Polynesian Prose" that Strong Sad recites is "Kahlúa and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Coach Z and Bubs leave messages while drunk.
• Nighttime Driving Type Game — Features "Drunk Drivers".
• Everybody to the Limit — Strong Bad is seen sitting in an armchair with a glass of liquor.
• Ballad of The Sneak — As mentioned in the song, The Sneak drinks bootleg hooch, a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
  • Also, there is a political cartoon featuring the subjects of prohibition and the Hawley-Smoot Tariff.
• Because, It's Midnite — The song mentions a "champagne glass".
• Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards — Gary Palaroncini says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive!"
• lures & jigs — Strong Bad attempts to "lure" fish into his and Coach Z's boat by telling them that they have "a keg" (to which he immediately appends "of worms and phytoplankton").
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 — The Olda Boys are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
• radio — Homestar Runner throws a rocks glass while yelling "High-ball!"
• space program — During the SBASAF slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
• myths & legends — Bubs states that the Bear holding a Shark shot glasses are "always popular with the kids".
• your funeral — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
• hygiene — Gene/Strong Bad's mother claims to have a "grown-up headache", a likely reference to a hangover.
• nightlife — Bubs runs the bar at Club Technochocolate and Strong Bad orders an expensive drink in an eye dropper.
• Peasant's Quest — The Baby is said to go on to develop a mead problem later in life.
• That A Ghost — Fat Dudley is caught drinking hooch.
• Biz Cas Fri 2 — Homestar is almost certainly hung over, mentioning that he partied so hard the night before he can't remember what he did and falls asleep under Strong Bad's desk.
• Commandos in the Classroom — One of the Blue Laser Minions asks Fightgar "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — The Scotsmen are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an alcoholic proof of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
• Fan Costumes '06 — Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's hot mom is giving out frozen "margaracheatas".
• Sickly Sam's Big Outing — A jug of hooch can be found in Sickly Sam's stomach.
• Strong Badia the Free — Strong Bad can order a Cold One and a green drink from Bubs at Club Technochocolate, both of which he proceeds to drink.
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — The shelf of the old club is stocked with neon colored "Ones", which Strong Bad comments "are all old and warm, and stuffed with light bulbs apparently".
• Hooked on Decemberween — Brainkrieg claims if they don't get video games for Decemberween, they'll spike Uncle Edgar's eggnog.
• I Killed Pom Pom — Marzipan mentions that she makes homemade kombucha.
• Characters from Yonder Website — The Smarty Juice's effects imply that it contains alcohol (or at least has fermented).

Beer

• Homestarloween Party — Pom Pom's girls are seen with beer, liquor, and other related paraphernalia.
• Dancin' Bubs — Background two includes a broken beer bottle and a beer mug.
• super powers — Strong Bad uses the diamond on his head to pop the cap off of a Cold One.
• theme party — Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a bear wearing sunglasses, holding a beer mug, along with Calvin, who appears to be passed out.
• time capsule — An Easter egg features Coach Z Ale, a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by Coach Z.
• theme song — In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
• rough copy — Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
• business trip — Homestar and Strong Bad have ordered beer called "Expen$e Account Ones".
• Date Nite — Homestar and Strong Bad are shown drinking 'old Ones after Marzipan and The Cheat left for their date.
• Where's an Egg? — One of the items the suspects have is a mug of beer.
• hremail 3184 — Bubs and Coach Z watch the explosion of the Lappy 486 in lawn chairs, with beer cans.
• Poker Night at the Inventory — Strong Bad mentions that he heard the Cold Ones were pretty good at The Inventory (causing Tycho to mock "aren't you like, ten?")
• sloshy - No-stalgia — sloshy mentions "[not] meetin' old friends for beers", while the backup singer would "still like to get beers if we can".
• Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare — One of the prizes of the Match game (first seen in a @StrongBadActual Tweet on 12 Dec 2020) is a six pack of Coors (alternately referred to by Strong Bad as Cold Ones).
• parenting — Two of the "real family restaurants" that Strong Bad considers taking his pudding baby to are a micro-brewery and a craft distillery.

Cognac

• modeling — "Colognac" is a portmanteau formed by combining "cognac", a distilled liquor, and "cologne", a fragrance.
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Coach Z raps about Hennessy, a brand of cognac.

Martinis

• Thorax Corporation:
  • Our Gentle Staph page contains the statement, "Click on a man to read his drunken ramblings."
  • Leg Delabor's page includes an animated GIF of that at one point shows a martini.
  • Leg Delabor's "Paths to Total Stardom" page states that he was drinking while thinking of new PRODUKTs.
• Meet Marshie — Marshie recommends Fluffy Puff Marshmallows over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a martini.
• That Time of Year — Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Marzipan is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a portmanteau of wheatgrass and martini.
• senior prom — Strong Bad mentions consuming "okratinis", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.
• SBCG4AP Dev Blog — One of Strong Bad's edited screenshots includes a "high class bikini [lady]" with a martini.

Mouthwash

• The Best Decemberween Ever — Coach Z drinks mouthwash, offers Homestar some, and passes out at the end of the cartoon as Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine", an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
  • Coach Z is also seen spiking the punch with Listerine in senior prom.
• Decemberween Short Shorts — In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.

Wine

• making out — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to make out with her, Strong Bad proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine".
• the show — The character on the "We'll be right back" screen holds a wine glass.
• different town (Easter egg) — A drawing of Eh! Steve! drinking from a wine glass can be seen.
• dangeresque 3 — Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen.
• montage — Strong Bad and the Wagon Fulla Pancakes drink wine on a boat in the lake.
• rock opera — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs the viewers that he is "pleasant".
• Videlectrix — The Game Gallery has a picture of a glass of wine and cheese.
• New Boots — Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
• Drive-Thru — Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine.
• Baddest of the Bands — A bottle of wine sits on a table at Club Technochocolate.
• Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle — After finding wine and cheese in the castle study, Strong Bad suggests that the Vampire will be having a wine tasting later. After winning the game, he and The Cheat have a wine tasting in the Alchemist's laboratory with the members of the metal band Ratt.