your funeral
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| Strong Bad Email #168 |
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Computer: Lappy 486
Date: March, 12, 2007
Running Time: 3:56
Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
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STRONG BAD: {singing} Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
subject: movieDear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad,
What do you think your funeral would be like?
Sincerely Yours
Bibendum
STRONG BAD: {typing} Oh man, Addendum. My funeral's going to be off all of the following: the hook, the chain, the charts, the grid, and most importantly, the wagon.
{clears screen}
STRONG BAD: First, I'll have to deal with the most difficult decision a newlydead faces: what to do with my stinking, rotten remains. I don't want to be just lying there surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers and sweat-smelling followers.
{cut to Strong Bad with his eyes blacked out lying surrounded by flowers in a coffin with the word "COUGHIN'" on the side. Behind him is a person wearing a ducky shirt.}
OLD LADY: Oh, he looks so peaceful.
STRONG BAD: {turns his head} Shut up, Lady! Peaceful is not how I roll.
{cut back to the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: That's why I'm gonna be taxidoimied! Nothing sums up my life's achievements quite like my stuffed corpse suplexing a cougar.
{cut to a white background. Strong Bad is standing on a log that says "Yosemite National Park" and holding a cougar}
STRONG BAD: {in a high voice} Mrow! {normal voice} It'll be kept in a place of honor for all the world to want to make out with.
{scene fades to Marzipan's house. Homestar Runner enters from the right with a brown hat and jacket; he hangs them on the taxidermized Strong Bad.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Marzipan, I'm home!
MARZIPAN: {entering from the right} Did you find the DNA evidence?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, but I'm getting close!
{cut back to the Lappy}
STRONG BAD:Well, maybe I'll just preserve myself fetal pig-style in a mason jar filled with the salty tears
{cut to a jar filled with a liquid looking like water with an obviously dead Strong Bad inside. He has pieces of flesh missing.}
STRONG BAD: of all the heartbroken private school girls that will pine-a for me-a.
{cut back to the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: That way, there'll be something to re-animate once the zombie uprising cometh. In 2046. On March 31st. At 2:03 pm.
{clears screen}
STRONG BAD: And while I'm a big fan of the classic {sings to the tune of Chopin's funeral march} "dunh-dunh-da-dunh-Dunh-da-dunh-da-dunh-da-dunh," my funeral dirge would be written and performed by Taranchula!!
Easter Eggs
- Click on the phone book after Homestar says "Acupuncture and Pizza" to see an ad for it.
- At the end of the email, click on the word Zombies to see a clip of Pom Pom and Strong Sad in their 2046 forms.
{cut to a pale orange room with an open door behind Re-animated Strong Bad. Strong Bad's brain is protruding out the left side of his head. He is wearing ripped denim jeans, and as he talks, purple slime oozes out of his mouth}
Re-animated Strong Bad: BAUGHRG!
{cut back to Future Strong Sad}
Future Strong Sad: We need to activate the doomsday device. Get the leotard!
{Taranchula is heard singing "Put 'em in a jar!"}
Fun Facts
Inside References
- This is the fourth email in a row mentioning DNA evidence.
- This is another mention of How do you type with boxing gloves on?
- The fat man at Strong Bad's funeral is wearing a duckie shirt.
Real-World References
- Bibendum is the official name of the Michelin Man.
- Yosemite is a national park located in California.
External Links
- watch "your funeral"
- watch "your funeral" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "your funeral"
- forum thread re: "your funeral"
