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*A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of. | *A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of. | ||
| - | *Coach B and Zubs enter from the right. However, the only door to the computer room in Strong Bad's house is on the left. | + | *Coach B and Zubs enter from the right. However, the only door to the computer room in Strong Bad's house is on the left. They would also have to have entered from the second story window. |
===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
Revision as of 04:42, 25 December 2022
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In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Zubs and Coach B
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Compy 386
Date: Monday, December 30, 2002
Running Time: 1:14
Page Title: Compy 386!
DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Two
Contents |
Transcript
{Start of the email at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. The mechanical humming of the Compy 386 can be heard faintly. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}
STRONG BAD: Oh! The email!
{He sits at the computer}
STRONG BAD: Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an email {he types strongbad_email.exe} real quick-a-like.
{email pops up}
{reading fast}
Hey man,
I was just wondering what your
current status with the ladies is?
Jordan Reynolds
New Hampshire
STRONG BAD: Uhh, let's see... {typing} Strong Bad with the ladies —Current Status: They all still want me. {stops typing} Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.
COACH Z: {offscreen} Hey, Strong Bad!
BUBS: {offscreen} Hey, Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: Oop, gotta go!
{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.} [1]
COACH B: Well... he's not here.
ZUBS: Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!
COACH B: I'd be hard-pressed to do anything quick in this train-wreck! What've ya been eatin', concrete?
{Coach B walks off.}
ZUBS: Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! {Cut to his feet. Shortly after, he walks off} Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble...
{The Paper comes down.}
Footnote
- For the purpose of this transcript, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.
Easter Eggs
- At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:
The Coach B/Zubs Project
Current Status: Pretty Hilarious
Fun Facts
Explanations
- A logarithm is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.
Trivia
- The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "loom disk 1 of 24".
- The YouTube description for this email is "Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail."
Remarks
- A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of.
- Coach B and Zubs enter from the right. However, the only door to the computer room in Strong Bad's house is on the left. They would also have to have entered from the second story window.
Real-World References
- Zubs mumbles the name of Ronald McDonald, the clown mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain, known for wearing large red clown shoes.
YouTube Version
- The Easter egg plays automatically.
External Links
- watch "current status"
- watch "current status" on YouTube
- watch "current status" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "current status"
