Teen Girl Squad Issue 7

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Summary

The girls reminisce on when they were toddlers.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Tompkins, Fat Man, Mrs. Commanderson, The Man with the Huge Mouth, Thomas, (Easter Egg) Fightgar and Gunhaver (Easter Egg)

Page Title: Diaper School Grads!

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teeny tiny girl squad! Cheerleader {fattycakes}, So and So {Polite and Boring}, What's Her Face {Lice and More!}, The Ugly One! {boy or girl?} and Tompkins.

{Music cuts out}

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: Ooncha, ooncha, one-two-three-cha, leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. Brush your teeth, comb your hair, I saw Tompkins in his under-where are you going, what are you doing, how do you be so short?

THE UGLY ONE: One Inch!

SO AND SO: Two Inch!

THE UGLY ONE: Three Inch!

SO AND SO: Four Inch!

THE UGLY ONE: Uh, thats as high as I can count.

{Music comes back on}

WHAT'S HER FACE I can count to G!

CHEERLEADER: That's nothing, I can count to purple backwards!

WHAT'S HER FACE Here comes Tompkins.

TOMPKINS: Listen up you undapants! Who wants to get hogtied, and pushed down, into, some snake water?

THE UGLY ONE: Tompkins, how do you be so short?

TOMPKINS: Heck, I'm taller than you.WORD UP!!!

ALL: TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!

TOMPKINS: Waaahh!

{Tompkins runs off. As he is running, various monstrous doodles threaten his life}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: AGGH! GRAGH! ...he died somehow.

{The deceased Tompkins is in three parts on an Olympic Style podium with the caption 'Torso takes Silver'}

{Cut back to the four girls}

WHAT'S HER FACE Tompkins crinkled when he walked.

SO AND SO: Poor guy never made it out of training pants.

CHEERLEADER: Whatta you kiddos think of my... VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!

{Cheerleader whips out a chocolate bar that has obviously fallen into the sandbox}

SO AND SO: Looks like you dropped it in the sand.

CHEERLEADER: No, I just dipped it in salt!

WHAT'S HER FACE Thats grosser than gross.

CHEERLEADER: Yeah? well my house has a hundred bafrooms!

SO AND SO: You mean your parent's house?

THE UGLY ONE: You mean two bafrooms?

CHEERLEADER: NO! ITS MINE! ITS A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!

{Large man in a singlet appears going down the slide}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: *random grunting* squished.

SO AND SO: She led a full life.

WHAT'S HER FACE She led a full stomach.

{Cut to a standard school bell that says "Bill Bellamy" on it.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: BRRRIIINNNG!

The remaining three girls: NAPTIME!!

{Mrs. Commanderson appears in the sky behind them then swoops down to grab the girls.}

THE UGLY ONE: Thanks Mrs. Commander...son.

MRS. COMMANDERSON: EERRAAAK!!

{Cut to modern times}

ALL: Look at how much we've grown!

{The guy with the large mouth awaits at the bottom of the screen.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!!

Easter Eggs

• As usual, clicking on the O in "It's over!" shows an egg, this one of Mrs. Commanderson introducing Thomas to the class.
• Clicking on the exclamation point in "It's over!" displays Mrs. Commanderson with two of the Cheat Commandos.

Fun Facts

• The paper this comic is drawn on has wider lines and a dotted middle line. It's typically used to assist elementary school children in learning how to draw their alphabet letters.
• When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on.
• So and So only has a flower on her dress in the introductions.
• When Mrs. Commanderson is fully on screen, the foot/claw that has The Ugly One in it is white paper style.
• The title (Diaper School Grads!) may be a reference to i rule and Homestar Quiz.
• "I think I have a chance with this guy" is a reference to Teen Girl Squad Issue 2.
• Mrs. Commanderson's voice sounds like Roz's from Monster, Inc., a computer animated film.

External Links

• watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 7"
• view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 7"