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*Strong Mad's dragon actually says 'dagron'. | *Strong Mad's dragon actually says 'dagron'. | ||
*Strong Bad notes that the email's not "from a female", but that's debatable. Kaiser could be a male or female? | *Strong Bad notes that the email's not "from a female", but that's debatable. Kaiser could be a male or female? | ||
| + | *"Kaiser" is the ultimate dragon form of the hero in the Breath of Fire series of video games. The person who sent the e-mail is probably a fan of that series. | ||
| + | *The Kaiser Dragon is also an Amercian-made car from the 1950's, but I don't think that relates. | ||
*Strong Bad writes it "TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR" because the font that the Brothers Chaps used doesn't have a capital "I" | *Strong Bad writes it "TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR" because the font that the Brothers Chaps used doesn't have a capital "I" | ||
*The drawings in the Trogdor song are in Strong Sad's drawing style. | *The drawings in the Trogdor song are in Strong Sad's drawing style. | ||
Revision as of 14:46, 16 November 2004
Strong Bad Email #58
kaiser wants to know if Strong Bad can draw a dragon.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Trogdor, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Homsar (easter egg), Strong Sad
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope it is from a female! {opens email, stops singing} Oh man! Not from a female.
{reading email}
Hey Strong Bad, Can you draw a dragon? I want to see your skills of an artist. well, g2g kaizer CA
{after "artist" Strong Bad says "okay"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} A dragon? That's easy! Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions. I make drawing FUN!!
{Cuts to a scene of a piece of paper on a table. You can only see Strong Bad's right boxing glove, and he is holding a pencil.}
STRONG BAD: To begin, draw an S {draws an S on the paper.} for snake. Er, dragon. {simple music starts playing} Er, whatever. Then, we'll draw a more different S. {draws another S connected to the other} For the head, put a top mark on a long V. {draws a triangle on top of the S} Then you add some legs... {draws two beefy legs} draw on a couple of arms... {draws two beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows.} ..wait a minute. {music stops with a record scratch} I think I need to start over. Thing doesn't look natural. {draws a speech bubble coming from the dragon that says 'The S is for sucks', and pulls up a clean sheet of paper.} Okay, so starting again, the same way. S, more different S. {Music starts again} Close it up real good at the top for his head {makes an attached, open-mouth head}, then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spineties, and angry eyebrows. {draws all of what he mentioned, plus stick legs.} You know, you can add smoke or fire {draws both coming from the dragon's mouth}, maybe some wings, if he's a.. wing-a-ling dragon. {Draws two wings on the dragon's back.} Let's put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. {draws a single beefy arm on the back of the dragon} That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there. Now he needs a name. How about, TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR. {writes it below the dragon} Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty. {draws rays of majesty coming from the dragon}
{Cut to Compy 386.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} So there's my dragon, kaizer. {music stops} Let's see how the other students are doing.
{Cut to scene in a big room with several tables. Strong Bad approaches Coach Z, who is drawing with chalk on a small slate.}
STRONG BAD: All right! What do you got for me, Coach Z?
COACH Z: Take a look there! {zoom in a squiggly drawing that resembles a snake} I think she's lookin' pretty good!
STRONG BAD: I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! Geez. {walking away} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.
COACH Z: {offscreen} That happened once!
{Cut to Strong Mad. He is using an X-Acto Knife to carve the word 'DAGRON' into the table.}
STRONG BAD: Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man.
{Cut to Strong Sad, who has drawn a masterpiece.}
STRONG BAD: Oh crap! I didn't know you were doing one.
STRONG SAD: Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. {zoom in on his picture} I applied some chiaroscuro shading, and some...
STRONG BAD: I'll improve on your methods!!
{Strong Bad takes out his BMW lighter and sets Strong Sad's picture aflame. It quickly disintegrates with hardly a trace.}
STRONG SAD: What? That's not an improvement!
STRONG BAD: WA HA HA!! Trogdor strikes again!
{Cut to black and white pencil-drawn scene of Trogdor. Rock music is playing in the background.}
STRONG BAD: {screaming} TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!! {singing} Trogdor was a man! I mean, he was a dragon-man! Or, maybe he was just a dragon. Um... But he was still TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!! Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants! Burninating all the people! In their thatched roof COTTAGES!!! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!
{Cut to Compy 386.}
STRONG BAD: And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Strong Mad's "R" to see Homsar's attempt at drawing a dragon.
- {Strong Bad walks up to Homsar, who has written "TASTER'S CHOICE" on a piece of paper and taped it to the table}
- STRONG BAD: Get out of my house! {walks away}
- HOMSAR: I do what I'm told.
Fun Facts
- "And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHT!!!!!!!" is a reference to the email guitar, where Strong Bad says a similar phrase.
- Strong Bad uses the BMW Lighter to burn Strong Sad's drawing of a dragon.
- Strong Mad's dragon actually says 'dagron'.
- Strong Bad notes that the email's not "from a female", but that's debatable. Kaiser could be a male or female?
- "Kaiser" is the ultimate dragon form of the hero in the Breath of Fire series of video games. The person who sent the e-mail is probably a fan of that series.
- The Kaiser Dragon is also an Amercian-made car from the 1950's, but I don't think that relates.
- Strong Bad writes it "TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR" because the font that the Brothers Chaps used doesn't have a capital "I"
- The drawings in the Trogdor song are in Strong Sad's drawing style.
- This e-mail is famous for marking the first appearance of Trogdor.
- The Brothers Chaps say this email took the longest to make in an interview with Kevin Scott.
DVD Version
- The Homsar Easter Egg is automatically enabled, no clicking required.
