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[[File:Yonder Website.png|thumb|500px|Characters from Yonder Wiki]]
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[[File:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|150px|The Cheat is behind the box!]]
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Welcome to the '''<span style="font-size: 120%">Ugly Bird Wiki</span>''', the [[The Cheat|Ugly Bird]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|anyone can edit]].
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We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about our favorite ugly bird.
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'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages]]&nbsp;| [[Toons]]&nbsp;| [[Games]]&nbsp;| [[Characters]]&nbsp;| [[Downloads]]&nbsp;| [[Store]]&nbsp;| [[Email]]&nbsp;| [[Legal]]&nbsp;| [[Museum]]</p>
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{{userbox|border=#1D95CF|mainbkgd=#AED9EE|codebkgd=#666666|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar.png|43px]]|msg=The time has come to bend at the knees, so I invite you, everybody, no pressure, '''[[local news|put your mind at ease]]'''.}}
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=== Browse the knowledge base ===
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:pompom.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is... '''[[Pom Pom|Character 11]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Character 1.png|35px]]|msg=This user's second favorite character is '''[[Character 1]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Character 2.png|43px]]|msg=This user doesn't like '''[[Character 2]]''' so much.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Character 6.png|43px]]|msg=This user also likes '''[[Character 6]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#33CCFF|mainbkgd=#FF6600|codebkgd=#33CCFF|codecolor=#000000|code=<font color=#FFFFFF>4</font> retcarah|msg=This user's name backwards minus the first letter... is already an actual word.}}
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{{userbox|border=#33CCFF|mainbkgd=#FF6600|codebkgd=#33CCFF|codecolor=#F4F4F4|code=haracter 4|msg=This user's name forwards minus the first letter... is also already an actual word.}}
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#6666CC|codebkgd=#C0C0C0|codecolor=white|code=[[File:SmartyJuice.png|25px]]|msg=<font color=#FFFFFF>This user's [[Smarty Juice]] expired in 2007.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=teal|mainbkgd=mediumspringgreen|codebkgd=darkslategray|codecolor=steelblue|code=[[Image:count to G.PNG‎|43px]]|msg=This user... '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|can count to G.]]'''}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#663300|codebkgd=#FFFF66|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Sb_and_poopsmith.PNG|35px]]|msg=<font color=white>So apparently this user... is '''[[secret identity|<font color=#0080FF>not Character 9</font>]]'''.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFBB00|codebkgd=#FFE800|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user '''[[cheat talk|can speak Character 6]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=purple|mainbkgd=plum|codebkgd=darkviolet|codecolor=purple|code=[[Image:Count to purple backwards.png‎|43px]]|msg=This user '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|can also count to purple... backwards]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:JustOnionBubs.png|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite pseudocharacter is... '''[[Onion Bubs|Onion Character 4]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#00A0A0|codebkgd=#FFA000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[File:princess_shellbra.png|34px]]|msg=This user's other favorite pseudocharacter is... '''[[Princess Shellbra|Character 1792]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Ssgoose.png|43px]]|msg=This user's '''[[narrator|goose is cooked]]'''...}}
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{{userbox|border=#999999|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#FF6600|codecolor=#F00000|code=[[File:Thnikkaman_logo.png|43px]]|msg=...b/c he got distracted by '''[[The Thnikkaman|Character 208]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#006699|codebkgd=green|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[File:thinginabag.png|43px]]|msg=<font color=white>This user also likes '''[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|<font color=#FF7000>Lookin at a Thing in a Bag</font>]]'''.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:sbemail106.PNG|43px]]|msg=Looks like this user's [[dangeresque 3|'''gonna have to relax''']].}}
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{{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=A word of wisdom: '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|maybe don't bite my style.]]'''}}
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<div style="float:right;padding-left:25px">[[File:Character_8.png|thumb|200px|left|This is who i'm most like <br>(but without all the gray roundellos. I'm about as thin as Character 3.)]]</div>
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Brought to you by a grant from... Green Cheat. And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice. Faceless Megacorp, with a couple of hills in the logo.
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Features:'''</span> [[helium]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Powered by The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Kick The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Cheat Commandos]]&nbsp;&middot; [[mile]]&nbsp;&middot; [[lackey]]</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Popups:'''</span> [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 1.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Miscellany:'''</span> [[Kicking The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sterrance]]&nbsp;&middot; [[The Sneak]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Cool Tapes]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Dijjery Doo]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Rabid The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Ilko Skevüld]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Physiology of The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[caper]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Where U Goin' 2?]]</p>
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==Favorite Quotes==
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{{#ifexist:HRWiki:Featured article for {{CURRENTISOYEAR}}, week {{CURRENTWEEK}}, day {{CURRENTDOW}}|=== Today's featured article ===
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[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|180px|One fine-looking young man]]</div> At knee-height (1' 2" ''et'' 18lb.), covered with yellow fuzz, and sporting a [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], '''[[The Cheat]]''' is decidedly "[[lady...ing|holy crap adorable]]". [[Homestar Runner]] believes that The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. He speaks entirely in a language of high-pitched squeaks and growls, as highlighted in [[cheat talk]], which the other characters evidently understand just fine. The Cheat is loyal to [[Strong Bad]], protected by [[Strong Mad]], and respected by the rest of the gang. He is an amateur Flash animator in his spare time, creating [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons and music videos. The [[Cheat Commandos]] are based on [[Firebert]], The Cheat's alternate persona that he initially used to spy on the [[Homestarmy]] (despite Strong Bad's disapproval of the commando name). The Cheat lives in [[The King of Town's Grill]], and he plays the drums in [[Marzipan]]'s band, [[Cool Tapes]].
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<div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|Help select articles]]''' &middot; '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More featured articles...]]'''</div>
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===Character 1===
 
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*"Habomabeybo."
 
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===Character 7===
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*"Dah Do Dah Do!"
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Image:Cheatsuit.png
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Image:The Cheat hammerspace.PNG
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Image:The cheat tooth.PNG
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Image:TheCheatAsRudolf.png
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Image:cool tapes.PNG
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Image:RabidTheCheat.png
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Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG
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===Character 8===
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*"Mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope."
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===Character 6===
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=== Ugly Bird Content ===
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*"Meh."
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===Character 2===
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<p style="margin: .5em 0 .5em;">''Important updates to the <span class="plainlinks">[[HR:|official Ugly Bird site]]</span>.''</p>
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*"Baybo baybo baybo baybo."
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<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:sbemail38.PNG|180px|THAT is an ugly bird.]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:thecheat physiology.png|180px|The Cheat's physiology just plain baffles me.]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:Prehistoric land.png|180px|The Cheatsaurus]]</div>
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<div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:cheatar.png|180px|You mean you can't turn into a giant guitar after all? Then what good are you?]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:yellodello.png|180px|The most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon!]]</div></div>
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===Character 5===
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====July 29, 2002====
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*"Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob."
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[helium]] {{watch|sbemails/38-helium}}
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===Character 12===
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====February 19, 2008====
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*"AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA"
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[licensed]] {{watch|sbemails/190-licensed}}
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===Character 11===
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====July 14, 2003====
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*"(bubbles)"
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*{{u|cheat}} [[The Cheat's Character Video]] {{watch|vcr-cheat}}
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===Character 10===
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====July 5, 2004====
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*"Doo hoo hoo!"
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[cheatday]] {{watch|sbemails/107-cheatday}}
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===Character 9===
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====December 24, 2016====
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*"(shrugs)"
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*{{u|hr}} [[Toon]]: [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] {{watch|toons/homestar-runner-goes-for-the-gold}}
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===Character 4===
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====August 8, 2005====
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*"Blaa blo blee blo blaa blo blaa blo."
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[lady...ing]] {{watch|sbemails/135-ladying}}
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===Character 3===
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====February 14, 2005====
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*"Baseboard baseboard baseboard baseboard!"
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[secret recipes]] {{watch|sbemails/124-secret-recipes}}
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===Character 13===
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====February 25, 2002====
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*"Oh."
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*{{u|sb}} [[Toon]]: [[Where's The Cheat?]] {{watch|toons/wheres-the-cheat}}
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*{{u|cheat}} [[Powered By The Cheat]]: [[The Cheat Theme Song]] {{watch|toons/the-cheat-theme-song}}
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Why, it almost seems like everybody's got their own personal type of spice.
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====May 31, 2004====
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*{{u|cc}} [[Toon]]: [[Cheat Commandos O's]] {{watch|toons/cheat-commandosos}}
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==Other Random Favorites==
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====July 25, 2006====
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===Examples of misaligned dialogue===
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*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[Summer Short Shorts]] {{watch|toons/summer-short-shorts}}
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'''Character 8:''' Mope mope mope mope mope mope mope.
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====May 24, 2004====
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*{{u|sb}} [[Short]]: [[The Cheatar]] {{watch|toons/the-cheatar}}
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'''Character 2:''' Baybo baybo baybo.
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====before May 12, 2003====
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*{{u|game}} [[Game]]: [[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]] {{linkbox|superboard|play}}
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====May 4, 2000====
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*{{u|hr}} [[Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{watch|toons/yellodello-mark2}}
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:Wait... I think I did something wrong...
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...okay, I'll be honest, I don't think I've had ''enough'' Smarty Juice.<br>
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...that's right, far out.
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One fine-looking young man
At knee-height (1' 2" et 18lb.), covered with yellow fuzz, and sporting a gold tooth, The Cheat is decidedly "holy crap adorable". Homestar Runner believes that The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. He speaks entirely in a language of high-pitched squeaks and growls, as highlighted in cheat talk, which the other characters evidently understand just fine. The Cheat is loyal to Strong Bad, protected by Strong Mad, and respected by the rest of the gang. He is an amateur Flash animator in his spare time, creating Powered by The Cheat cartoons and music videos. The Cheat Commandos are based on Firebert, The Cheat's alternate persona that he initially used to spy on the Homestarmy (despite Strong Bad's disapproval of the commando name). The Cheat lives in The King of Town's Grill, and he plays the drums in Marzipan's band, Cool Tapes.


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