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"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see A Jorb Well Done.

"Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see Career Day.

The occupations of many Free Country, USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.

Known occupations

Character	Jobs
Homestar Runner	Athlete (may or not be a amateur) (A Jorb Well Done, montage, A Jumping Jack Contest, Strongest Man in the World, Marshmallow's Last Stand, Homestar Ruiner) Office worker (tech support?) (dullard, Biz Cas Fri, isp, 4 branches, from work) News anchor (Main Page 11) Host of The Show (the show, Main Page 19, 4 branches) Teacher (The King of Town DVD, A Jorb Well Done, anything) Bunmaker (disconnected) Pitchman (Fluffy Puff Commercial) Homestarmy Colonel (army, more armies, Strong Badia the Free) Server at The Pizz (pizza joint) Server at a diner (Summer Short Shorts, Main Page 5, Date Nite, Blubb-O's Commercial) Crazy Go Nuts University mascot (mascot, 4 branches, rough copy, On Break) Doughnut Vendor (Donut Unto Others)
Pom Pom	Athlete (may or not be a amateur) (A Jumping Jack Contest, Strongest Man in the World, Homestar Ruiner) Filmmaker (pom pom, technology) "Big Cheese" at the office (from work) Mascot (On Break)
Strong Bad	Office worker (Biz Cas Fri, dullard, 4 branches, from work) Prinicpal of Crazy Go Nuts University and a high school (CGNU, Homestar Quiz, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8) Thief (caper, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon) News anchor (local news) News meteorologist (Main Page 11) Investigative reporter (interview) Former Tragic Clown Dog mascot (part-time job) Former tag-team wrestler (Marshmallow's Last Stand, yes, wrestling) Lifeguard (may be amateur) (keep cool) Indie comics author (comic) Voice-over artist for local events (monster truck) Former newspaper delivery-boy (the chair) Expensive briefcase carrier (secret identity) Columnist for a women's help magazine. (secret identity) Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet (montage) Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz (pizza joint) Health Inspector (Donut Unto Others)
The Cheat	Former toner salesman (montage) Office worker (internal tech support?) (Biz Cas Fri 3) Domestic servant (lackey) Flash animator (may be amateur) (Powered by The Cheat) Assistant thief (caper, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon, garage sale) Drummer (Cool Things) Commando (army) Disc jockey (geddup noise, nightlife) Owner of Cheatsa Pizza (pizza joint)
Marzipan	Kindergarten Montesodium teacher (coloring, Career Day) Guitarist/singer (Weclome Back, Cool Things) Actress (being mean)
Strong Mad	Bassist (Cool Things) Former tag-team wrestler (Marshmallow's Last Stand) Bouncer (nightlife) Actor (being mean) Security Guard (Homestar Ruiner, Strong Badia the Free)
Strong Sad	Experimental film director (Experimental Film) Temp (from work) Soldier, Homestarmy (army) Violinist (Quality Time) Rock journalist (Baddest of the Bands)
Coach Z	Coach Referee (montage) Rapper (may be amateur) (rampage, New Boots, Rap Song) Janitor (Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene, DNA Evidence) Blubb-O's mascot (Blubb-O's Commercial) Actor (being mean)
Bubs	Concession stand owner/operator Professional handyman (12:00) ISP operator (isp) The Office IT Professional (from work) Paranormal Investigator (Bug In Mouth Disease) Normal Investigator (Bug In Mouth Disease) TV/VCR Repairman (Bug In Mouth Disease) Toga Yoga Instuctor (DNA Evidence) Bartender (nightlife) Black market dealer in legitimate goods (licensed) Videlectrician (Baddest of the Bands) Veterinarian (Best Caper Ever) Doughnut Vendor (Donut Unto Others) Questionable Medical Coverage Provider (Donut Unto Others)
The King of Town	King Food marketer Star of a quite popular cartoon show (senior prom, KOT's VOQPCS!) Authorized Godzilla re-seller (TrogdorCon '97) Teacher (being mean)
Homsar	7-inches salesman (Weclome Back) Soldier, Homestarmy (army)
Marshie	Mascot for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows (retirement, Fluffy Puff Commercial, Meet Marshie)
Old-Timey Strong Bad	Vaudevillian (alternate universe) Ghost hunter (That A Ghost) Radio drama narrator (radio)
Senor Cardgage	Mortgage broker (Senor Mortgage) Used car salesman (Senorial Day) Movie theater usher (the movies, rated) Commercial pitchman (candy product) Guest Bubs (temporary) (original) Owner of a shady daycare (licensed)
Vector Strong Bad	Training simulator for Stinkoman (alternate universe)
Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife	Soldier, Homestarmy (army)
The Poopsmith, The Cleric, The Blacksmith, The Hornblower, The Knight, The Little Chef Guy	Servants to The King of Town Musicians in a marching band, a general business band, and a Mariachi Band
Frank Bennedetto	Soldier, Homestarmy (army, Labor Dabor)
Wagon Fulla Pancakes	Former toner salesperson (montage) Athlete (for the Champeenship) (montage) Used car dealership TV spokesperson (montage)
Crack Stuntman	Voice of Gunhaver in Cheat Commandos Spokesperson for Pistols for Pandas (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2) Guest Bubs (temporary) (original)