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At knee-height (1' 2" et 18lb.), covered with yellow fuzz, and sporting a gold tooth, The Cheat is decidedly "holy crap adorable". Homestar Runner believes that The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. He speaks entirely in a language of high-pitched squeaks and growls, as highlighted in cheat talk, which the other characters evidently understand just fine. The Cheat is loyal to Strong Bad, protected by Strong Mad, and respected by the rest of the gang. He is an amateur Flash animator in his spare time, creating Powered by The Cheat cartoons and music videos. The Cheat Commandos are based on Firebert, The Cheat's alternate persona that he initially used to spy on the Homestarmy (despite Strong Bad's disapproval of the commando name). The Cheat lives in The King of Town's Grill, and he plays the drums in Marzipan's band, Cool Tapes.

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-[[File:Knightni.png|thumb|500px|What i probably look like. Yeah i'm about 12 feet tall.]]
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-The time has come to bend at the knees, so I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease.<br>
+[[File:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|150px|The Cheat is behind the box!]]
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+<div style="margin-top: -1em; padding-top: 1px">
+<p style="margin: 2.5em 0 0em; text-align: center; font-size: 115%; line-height: 1.3">
+Welcome to the '''<span style="font-size: 120%">Ugly Bird Wiki</span>''', the [[The Cheat|Ugly Bird]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|anyone can edit]].
+</p>
+<p style="margin: 0 0 1em; text-align:center;">
+We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about our favorite ugly bird.
+</p>
+<p style="font-variant: small-caps; text-align: center; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 1em; font-size: 105%;">
+'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages]]&nbsp;| [[Toons]]&nbsp;| [[Games]]&nbsp;| [[Characters]]&nbsp;| [[Downloads]]&nbsp;| [[Store]]&nbsp;| [[Email]]&nbsp;| [[Legal]]&nbsp;| [[Museum]]</p>
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+<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Features:'''</span> [[helium]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Powered by The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Kick The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Cheat Commandos]]&nbsp;&middot; [[mile]]&nbsp;&middot; [[lackey]]</p>
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+<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Popups:'''</span> [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]</p>
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+<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 1.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Miscellany:'''</span> [[Kicking The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sterrance]]&nbsp;&middot; [[The Sneak]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Cool Tapes]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Dijjery Doo]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Rabid The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Ilko Skevüld]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Physiology of The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[caper]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Where U Goin' 2?]]</p>
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-<div style="float:right;padding-left:25px">[[File:newerstrongsad.PNG|thumb|200px|left|This is who i'm most like <br>(but without all the gray fatness. I'm about as thin as Coach Z.)]]</div>
-My name fits in this category, and i'm okay with that.
+{{#ifexist:HRWiki:Featured article for {{CURRENTISOYEAR}}, week {{CURRENTWEEK}}, day {{CURRENTDOW}}|=== Today's featured article ===
-*[[Plural Instead of Singular]]
+{{HRWiki:Featured article for {{CURRENTISOYEAR}}, week {{CURRENTWEEK}}, day {{CURRENTDOW}}}}
-I first found the website about {{yearssince|June 2006}} years ago and I watched [[dragon]] and some other sbemails. Then i took a two-month hiatus and then tried to remember the three words: home, star, and runner. somehow they were right. <font color=#804000>I was watching the cartoons and i'm thinking "clearly strong bad is the main character." "oh so the one guy's name is homestar runner. why did they name the site after him?" then i found out homestar was once/still is the main character and i watched some older toons and it's like "these guys are trying to tell today's <s>kids</s> adults that stupid is better than smart." I've seen the page that says "homestar is stupid but it doesn't matter because he's so dang nice." Homestar is nice? I can't tell b/c of how stupid he is. I mean, i'm not disagreeing that he's nice, it just isn't as visible to me as the fact that he is stupid.</font> The material in brown is considerably outdated now.
+|=== This week's featured article ===
+<div style="float:left; margin:0 1em 0.5em 0; border:1px solid #FFC000; background: #EEE">
+[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|180px|Meh!]]</div> At knee-height (1' 2" ''et'' 18lb.), covered with yellow fuzz, and sporting a [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], '''[[The Cheat]]''' is decidedly "[[lady...ing|holy crap adorable]]". [[Homestar Runner]] believes that The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. He speaks entirely in a language of high-pitched squeaks and growls, as highlighted in [[cheat talk]], which the other characters evidently understand just fine. The Cheat is loyal to [[Strong Bad]], protected by [[Strong Mad]], and respected by the rest of the gang. He is an amateur Flash animator in his spare time, creating [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons and music videos. The [[Cheat Commandos]] are based on [[Firebert]], The Cheat's alternate persona that he initially used to spy on the [[Homestarmy]] (despite Strong Bad's disapproval of the commando name). The Cheat lives in [[The King of Town's Grill]], and he plays the drums in [[Marzipan]]'s band, [[Cool Tapes]].
+<div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|Help select articles]]''' &middot; '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More featured articles...]]'''</div>
-I have been watching these cartoons for quite some time now. As I previously stated, the first sbemail I saw was [[dragon]], which I think was during the 2006 summer break. The last one i saw (that is, before the newest one always got that honor) was [[island]], sometime around sbemail 160.
-<br><br>
-==Favorite Quotes==
+<gallery perrow=5>
-(in no order, and some of them are better than others)
+Image:Cheatsuit.png
+Image:The Cheat hammerspace.PNG
+Image:The cheat tooth.PNG
+Image:TheCheatAsRudolf.png
+Image:cool tapes.PNG
+Image:RabidTheCheat.png
+Image:sbemail135.PNG
+Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG
+Image:sbemail107.PNG
+Image:pizza trophy award.PNG
+Image:sbemail38.PNG
+Image:GreenTheCheat.png
+Image:FrontCheat.png
+Image:TheCheat 3D variation.PNG
+Image:King'sgonemadwithpower.png
+Image:sbemail87.PNG
+Image:puppetthecheat.png
+Image:the cheat blue mouth.png
+Image:GreenHelmet3pack.png
+Image:twin cheats.png
+</gallery>
+}}
-===Strong Bad===
+|width="50%" class="MainPageWhatsNewBox"|
-*"Oh look The Cheat, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom."
-*"I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an 'I approve this email' joke."
-*"Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you guys. We also switched Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee with super mud." (and anything immediately following)
-*"I think my imagination's broke. Let me think up the best thing ever: Beef stew. Yup, it's busted all right."
-*"Yeah, I bought the DNA snow cone."
-*"You internet types ruined Trogdor. Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad."
-*"A sbemail fan ''fiction'' (since I have plenty of time to say both syllables)."
-*"Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date."
-*"Do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue as to what you're talking about?"
-*"What? Whoa, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!"
-**"Come on, sweetheart, it doesn't have to be like this. We can be a couple again. Me, and you... and the ruby... maybe not you..."
-===Strong Mad===
+=== Ugly Bird Content ===
-*"IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?"
-*"CAN I KEEP IT?" "IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!"
-===Strong Sad===
+<p style="margin: .5em 0 .5em;">''Important updates to the <span class="plainlinks">[[HR:|official Ugly Bird site]]</span>.''</p>
-*"Loquentia, imbruglia, precipitous, saralee cheesecake, denouement..."
+<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:sbemail38.PNG|180px|THAT is an ugly bird.]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:thecheat physiology.png|180px|The Cheat's physiology just plain baffles me.]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:SBpetshow.png|180px|Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:Prehistoric land.png|180px|The Cheatsaurus]]</div>
-*"There needs to be a better word for weird."
+<div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:cheatar.png|180px|You mean you can't turn into a giant guitar after all? Then what good are you?]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:yellodello.png|180px|The most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon!]]</div></div>
-*"I was able to develop an anti-chicken wing. Which is actually just a bowl of Kashi...it's the culinary opposite of chicken wings."
-*"This part doesn't really represent anything, i just always wanted to pour coffee on coach z."
-*(in the middle of giving a weather report) "I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce..."
-===The Cheat===
+====July 29, 2002====
-*Anything directly after Strong Bad says, "Maybe chopping my head off isn't such a good idea."
+*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[helium]] {{watch|sbemails/38-helium}}
-===Homestar===
+====February 19, 2008====
-*"Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!"
+*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[licensed]] {{watch|sbemails/190-licensed}}
-*"What in Pete Sampras is going on here?"
-*"I can't believe you're The Cheating on me!"
-*"Yes Strong Bad, I ate Luigi. He tasted like mushrooms."
-*"Yeah, I'm like an octopus."
-*"Now bring that beep back!"
-*"Oh yeah, I remember that. They had to replace me because I didn't have any legs."
-*'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR''': "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?"
-===Marzipan===
+====July 14, 2003====
-*"If this is Strong Bad calling to prank call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest b/c that one's my favorite."
+*{{u|cheat}} [[The Cheat's Character Video]] {{watch|vcr-cheat}}
-*"I'm lounging on the Lanai enjoying a wheat-grass-tini in my wheat-grass-kini."
-*"I'm busy tuning my costume!"
-*"Wanna hear my cover of ''Glory Days''?"
-===Homsar===
+====July 5, 2004====
-*"Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?"
+*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[cheatday]] {{watch|sbemails/107-cheatday}}
-*"Oh no! You shanked my jengaship!"
-**(soothing) "Hello Strong Bad. What's the haps?"
-**(soothing) "We will join Strong Badia, first for some sandwiches, then to die side by side in battle."
-===Pom Pom===
+====February 4, 2008====
-*"(bubbles)"
+*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[pet show]] {{watch|sbemails/189-pet-show}}
-===King of Town===
+====December 24, 2016====
-*"What am I, gettin' my mega-physical?"
+*{{u|hr}} [[Toon]]: [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] {{watch|toons/homestar-runner-goes-for-the-gold}}
-*"What are we doing here? Making omelets? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that."
-*"They've stolen my Poopsmith!"
-*"I play guitar apparently."
-*"My name's Furious Fingers...I own 17 guitars, with a combined total of 43 necks."
-*"You've got to feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure."
-*Writing a piece of lasagna on a piece of paper
-===Poopsmith===
+====August 8, 2005====
-*"(shrugs)"
+*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[lady...ing]] {{watch|sbemails/135-ladying}}
-===Bubs===
+====February 14, 2005====
-*"My chocolates! Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said."
+*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[secret recipes]] {{watch|sbemails/124-secret-recipes}}
-*"Without a receipt, i can only exchange it for something of lesser or much lesser value."
-*"Well, there's a bunch of my aught four crap in that filthy box over there. gotta make room for the aught five crap."
-*"No I will NOT slice my fingers thin! I just want a dang hambloiger!"
-*"Hey, Bubs, this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs!"
-*"Just wanted to let you know that...Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I think he'll be out of commission for a while."
-**"Technically it's an autonomous commonwealth, but you've got the right idea."
-===Coach Z===
+====February 25, 2002====
-*"What are ya torkin' abort?"
+*{{u|sb}} [[Toon]]: [[Where's The Cheat?]] {{watch|toons/wheres-the-cheat}}
-*"Tommy John surgery!"
+*{{u|cheat}} [[Powered By The Cheat]]: [[The Cheat Theme Song]] {{watch|toons/the-cheat-theme-song}}
-*"Oh, dag! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!"
-===Senor Cardgage===
+====October 13, 2003====
-*"My left name is tremendous savings, Miss America."
+*{{u|cheat}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[mile]] {{watch|sbemails/87-mile}}
-**"If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheesburgwich?"
-===Others===
+====January 26, 2004====
-*'''STINKOMAN''': "Hey, Sticklyman, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?"
+*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[lackey]] {{watch|sbemails/96-lackey}}
-*'''STINKOMAN''': "Hahahaha! Pan Pan is fat! Hahahaha! He fell on you! Hahahaha! He's a good bear."
-*'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': "Why, I oughta fill you up with cat gut and call ya lunch."
-*'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': "Why no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel!"
-*'''THE UGLY ONE''': "I belong in a museum!"
-*'''MOMKINS''': "I will be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers."
-*'''LAPPY 486''': "Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years."
-*'''THE WHEELCHAIR''': "Eh! Steve!! Get your sassy-frass out my berled holiday cabbage!"
-*mostly '''STRONG BAD''': "Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
-===Most disturbing===
+====May 31, 2004====
-*'''KING OF TOWN''': "I'm in my sixties."
+*{{u|cc}} [[Toon]]: [[Cheat Commandos O's]] {{watch|toons/cheat-commandosos}}
-*'''COACH Z''': "This Coach Z costume is spot on."
-*'''COACH Z''': "I was gonna hit the showers, but now i don't has to."
-*'''STRONG BAD''': "Briefly, let's discuss what this dream means."
-==Favorite Halloween Costumes==
+====July 25, 2006====
-(again, some are better than others)
+*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[Summer Short Shorts]] {{watch|toons/summer-short-shorts}}
-*'''STRONG BAD''': Homestar as Angus Young of AC/DC
+====May 24, 2004====
-*'''STRONG MAD''': a Thwomp
+*{{u|sb}} [[Short]]: [[The Cheatar]] {{watch|toons/the-cheatar}}
-*'''STRONG SAD''': David Bowie
-*'''THE CHEAT''': Izzy
-*'''HOMESTAR''': Route 66
-*'''MARZIPAN''': Prince
-*'''HOMSAR''': Slash of Guns & Roses
-*'''POM POM''': The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
-*'''KING OF TOWN''': Mario
-*'''POOPSMITH''': Doc (probably)
-*'''BUBS''': Apollo Creed
-*'''COACH Z''': Queen Latifah
-==Other Random Favorites==
+====before May 12, 2003====
-===Favorite first emails on a computer===
+*{{u|game}} [[Game]]: [[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]] {{linkbox|superboard|play}}
-:1. animal
-:2. invisibility
-:3. some kinda robot
-:4. from work
-:5. weird dream
-:6. the bird
-:7. independent
-===Examples of misaligned dialogue===
+====May 4, 2000====
+*{{u|hr}} [[Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{watch|toons/yellodello-mark2}}
+:Wait... I think I did something wrong...
-'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, do you even have half a brain?
+<!--Please don't remove these lines when updating this page-->
+</div>
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, I've got half a mind.
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-==Pages I have created==
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-*[[Billy Dee Williams]] (a page i could have sworn i'd been to numerous times before i made it)
-*[[1983]]
-*[[Good Graphics]]
-*[[Gasoline]]
-*[[Your Bad Self]]
-*[[Cash Money]]
-*[[Anvils]]
-*[[Simone]]
-*[[Ornaments]]
-*[[Penguins]]
-*[[Hot Dogs]]
-*[[F-Sack]]
-*[[Maps and Minions]]
-*[[Idaho]]
-*[[Buried Alive]]
-*[[Consummate V's]]
-==Other Interests==
-When I'm not working, it seems like most of what I do these days is sit and stare at a computer screen. Otherwise, I also enjoy other things.
-===Music===
-I can legitimately say that music is my life, for reasons not listed here. I especially enjoy the sounds of the following:
-:some AC/DC
-:most Aerosmith
-:Beatles
-:most Bon Jovi
-:Boston
-:Cars
-:Chicago
-:Def Leppard
-:most Eagles
-:Eddie Money
-:Electric Light Orchestra
-:Elton John
-:Foreigner
-:most Guns & Roses
-:Jackson Browne
-:Journey
-:Kansas
-:Led Zeppelin
-:Lynyrd Skynyrd
-:Pink Floyd
-:Queen
-:Rolling Stones
-:Rush
-:Styx
-:Tom Petty
-:U2
-:Van Halen
-:Who
-:ZZ Top
-just to name a few
-and to a lesser extent
-:Allman Brothers
-:Charlie Daniels
-:Deep Purple
-:Dire Straits
-:Doobie Brothers
-:Fleetwood Mac
-:Heart
-:Hootie and the Blowfish (of course)
-:John Mellencamp
-:some KISS
-:Loverboy
-:Marshall Tucker Band (of course)
-:Pat Benatar
-:Peter Frampton
-:Poison
-:some Red Hot Chili Peppers
-:REO Speedwagon
-:Scorpions
-:Simon and Garfunkel
-:Steve Miller
-:Supertramp
-:.38 Special
-:Yes
-and of course
-:[[Cool Tapes]]
-:[[Limozeen]]
-and that does not necessarily mean I like or dislike the people in those bands
-as you can probably tell, most of the music I listen to is older than I am.
-===Favorite Sports===
-I am also a huge sports fan. I can legitimately call myself a bracketologist. Please ask me about this or my favorite sports teams.
-I will say:
-Baseball:
-:Atlanta Braves
-::ever since the days of [[Mark Lemke]]
-and I prefer college sports over pro sports
-==Things that annoy me==
-*Knowing how to make one new line show up, and forgetting to include the code.
-*Having my edits reverted (almost always, but only the good ones. you know, the [[tape-leg|<i>good</i> ones?]])
-**Unnecessary time limits whilst trying to edit a page which mean that my contributions never actually show up. Whether or not what i'm editing is this wiki.
-**Having a good practice edit reverted for a good reason, '''if and only if''' the person who changed it left an "''rv''" or an "''undid <font color=blue>revision 8675309</font>''" in the edit summary alongside the good reason. it seems like those should only be used if i've done something wrong.
-**Reverting a bad edit, <font color=#00A000>and having a great edit summary</font>, only to find out that someone else has already reverted the same bad edit i was reverting. <!--this wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the green-->
-*Seeing where people have inserted in Goofs or Glitches along the lines of "a little bit of the sound from the next frame plays over" when it's their computer making the error.
-*Seeing where people have inserted in Goofs along the lines of "one of Strong Bad's eyes is bigger than the other during this part." That's just TBC's attempt to make Strong Bad 3D when they only have two dimensions to work with.
-**Having to explain that multiple times.
-*Seeing where people have inserted in whatever section along the lines of "the clickable area for the back button in this toon extends far left of the back button itself." most of the sbemails in that era have that, so it's not noteworthy when they do.
-*Finding out a page doesn't exist, wanting to create it, deciding against it, then changing my mind several [[I'll Take Twelve|months]] or even [[Babies|years]] later to find out it has been created by then. and of course it's my fault that i didn't create it.
-*The fact that [[Crime and Punishment|these]] [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad|kind]] [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|of]] [[Blatant Lies|pages]] contain several instances right now that I feel lose a certain element of humor when they are viewed from that perspective. Of course, some of them belong there.
-*The following user box:
-{|
-{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#5FCA75|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#0036FF|code='''TOO MANY'''|msg=This user has too many freakin' userboxes.}}
 |}
-:b/c there is [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf|no such thing]] as too many user boxes.
-*Summer breaks (or year-long breaks or w/e)
-*Vandalism
-*My former roommate's tv
-*"Exeriouxly Forxe! Did I say that right?" No, H. Star, no you didn't.<br>"Exhut up and just xay your linex!" S. Bad, you didn't say "Xhut up" right either.
-*When people have a section on their user page entitled "Things that annoy me" or that same idea.
-==You know you've had too much homestar runner when...==
-...you have a dream about getting an awesome hug from a girl [[Lack of Visible Arms|with no visible arms]].<br>
-...every time you see a girl wearing a purple dress, the first thing you think is "[[Marzipan]]".<br>
-...every time you see _____ in a test, you think of Strong Bad's exaggerated "[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)|blank]]" when he is reading the King of Town's email templates.<br>
-...every time you see anything remotely related to an explosion, you think of Strong Bad saying "[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad#What's Her Face, Scene 1 or 2|A splode!]]"<br>
-...you can have a conversation with two friends, and in the middle, the three of you can successfully pull off all four parts of "[[techno|The System Is Down]]" randomly.<br>
-...if you have a stomachache, all you can think to describe the pain is, "[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Ow! My stomach lining!]]"<br>
-...whenever you have to print something, you say "[[autobiography|print_of_it.exe]]".<br>
-...whenever you hear "Back in Black" by AC/DC, you sing along with the words, "[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong]]" when there are actually no words to sing.<br>
-...whenever you hear "Barracuda" by Heart, you sing along with the words, "[[guitar|Jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAH]]" when there are actually no words to sing.<br>
-...you want to use not just "[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|pfargtl]]" in place of swearing, but also "[[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)|fcutrerstuds]]".<br>
-:Get ye flask<br>
-...you can't get [[ye flask]].<br>Second opportunity:
-:Get ye flask<br>
-...How many ye flask would you like?
-:2<br>
-...[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|TWO'D!]]
-==In closing==
-I guess that's all for me for now. Now get back in there and win me a car!
-Actually, just give me some food.
-And anything on my user page is game for my talk page.
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