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What the crap is pressed bunson?
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[[File:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|150px|The Cheat is behind the box!]]
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Welcome to the '''<span style="font-size: 120%">Ugly Bird Wiki</span>''', the [[The Cheat|Ugly Bird]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|anyone can edit]].
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We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about our favorite ugly bird.
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'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages]]&nbsp;| [[Toons]]&nbsp;| [[Games]]&nbsp;| [[Characters]]&nbsp;| [[Downloads]]&nbsp;| [[Store]]&nbsp;| [[Email]]&nbsp;| [[Legal]]&nbsp;| [[Museum]]</p>
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=== Browse the knowledge base ===
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Features:'''</span> [[helium]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Powered by The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Kick The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Cheat Commandos]]&nbsp;&middot; [[mile]]&nbsp;&middot; [[lackey]]</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Popups:'''</span> [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 1.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Miscellany:'''</span> [[Kicking The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sterrance]]&nbsp;&middot; [[The Sneak]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Cool Tapes]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Dijjery Doo]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Rabid The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Ilko Skevüld]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Physiology of The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[caper]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Where U Goin' 2?]]</p>
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This page has been vandalized 01 times. i think. 11/9
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[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|180px|Meh!]]</div> At knee-height (1' 2" ''et'' 18lb.), covered with yellow fuzz, and sporting a [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], '''[[The Cheat]]''' is decidedly "[[lady...ing|holy crap adorable]]". [[Homestar Runner]] believes that The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. He speaks entirely in a language of high-pitched squeaks and growls, as highlighted in [[cheat talk]], which the other characters evidently understand just fine. The Cheat is loyal to [[Strong Bad]], protected by [[Strong Mad]], and respected by the rest of the gang. He is an amateur Flash animator in his spare time, creating [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons and music videos. The [[Cheat Commandos]] are based on [[Firebert]], The Cheat's alternate persona that he initially used to spy on the [[Homestarmy]] (despite Strong Bad's disapproval of the commando name). The Cheat lives in [[The King of Town's Grill]], and he plays the drums in [[Marzipan]]'s band, [[Cool Tapes]].
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First, I should say that I used to be known around here as Kevin G. Dannerson.  Now I am glad to have had my name changed to this.  Especially after it was originally an April Fools Joke.  NI!
 
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I first found the website about two years ago and I watched [[dragon]] and some other sbemails.  Then i took a two-month hiatus and then tried to remember the three words:  home, star, and runner.  somehow they were right.  I was watching the cartoons and i'm thinking "clearly strong bad is the main character." "oh so the one guy's name is homestar runner. why did they name the site after him?" then i found out homestar was once/still is the main character and i watched some older toons and it's like "these guys are trying to tell today's <s>kids</s> adults that stupid is better than smart."  I've seen the page that says "homestar is stupid but it doesn't matter because he's so dang nice." Homestar is nice?  I can't tell b/c of how stupid he is.  I mean, i'm not disagreeing that he's nice, it just isn't as visible to me as the fact that he is stupid.
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I have been watching these cartoons for about two years now.  As I previously stated, the first sbemail I saw was [[dragon]], which I think was during the 2006 summer break.  The last one i saw (that is, before the newest one always got that honor) was [[island]], sometime around sbemail 160.
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In case anyone's not wondering, i can't think of a good reason to keep a standard of how old people are when they are not kids anymore.
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<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:sbemail38.PNG|180px|THAT is an ugly bird.]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:thecheat physiology.png|180px|The Cheat's physiology just plain baffles me.]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:SBpetshow.png|180px|Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:Prehistoric land.png|180px|The Cheatsaurus]]</div>
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<div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:cheatar.png|180px|You mean you can't turn into a giant guitar after all? Then what good are you?]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:yellodello.png|180px|The most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon!]]</div></div>
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==Favorite Quotes==
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====July 29, 2002====
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[helium]] {{watch|sbemails/38-helium}}
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===Strong Bad===
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====February 19, 2008====
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*"Oh look The Cheat, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom."
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[licensed]] {{watch|sbemails/190-licensed}}
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*"I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an 'I approve this email' joke."
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*"Oh yeah.  I forgot to tell you guys.  We also switched Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee with super mud." (and anything immediately following)
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*"I think my imagination's broke. Let me think up the best thing ever: Beef stew. Yup, it's busted all right."
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*"You internet types ruined Trogdor. Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad."
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*"A sbemail fan ''fiction'' (since I have plenty of time to say both syllables)."
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*"Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date."
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*"Do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue as to what you're talking about?"
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*"What? Whoa, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!"
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===Strong Mad===
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====July 14, 2003====
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*"IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?"
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*{{u|cheat}} [[The Cheat's Character Video]] {{watch|vcr-cheat}}
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*"CAN I KEEP IT?" "IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!"
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===Strong Sad===
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====July 5, 2004====
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*"Loquentia, ambruglia, precipitous, saralee cheesecake, denouement..."
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[cheatday]] {{watch|sbemails/107-cheatday}}
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*"I was able to develop an anti-chicken wing.  Which is actually just a bowl of Kashi...it's the culinary opposite of chicken wings."
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*"This part doesn't really represent anything, i just always wanted to pour coffee on coach z."
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*(seemingly in the middle of giving a weather report) "I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoison sauce..."
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===The Cheat===
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====February 4, 2008====
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*Anything directly after Strong Bad says, "Maybe chopping my head off isn't such a good idea."
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[pet show]] {{watch|sbemails/189-pet-show}}
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===Homestar===
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====December 24, 2016====
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*"Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!"
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*{{u|hr}} [[Toon]]: [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] {{watch|toons/homestar-runner-goes-for-the-gold}}
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*"What in Pete Sampras is going on here?"
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*"I can't believe you're The Cheating on me!"
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*"Yes Strong Bad, I ate Luigi. He tasted like mushrooms."
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*"Yeah, I'm like an octopus."
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*"Now bring that beep back!"
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===Marzipan===
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====August 8, 2005====
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*"If this is Strong Bad calling to prank call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest b/c that one's my favorite."
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[lady...ing]] {{watch|sbemails/135-ladying}}
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*"I'm lounging on the Lanai enjoying a wheat-grass-tini in my wheat-grass-kini."
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*"I'm busy tuning my costume!"
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===Homsar===
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====February 14, 2005====
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*"Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?"
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[secret recipes]] {{watch|sbemails/124-secret-recipes}}
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*"Oh no! You shanked my jengaship!"
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**(soothing) "Hello Strong Bad. What's the haps?"
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**(soothing) "We will join Strong Badia, first for some sandwiches, then to die side by side in battle."
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===Pom Pom===
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====February 25, 2002====
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*"(blows bubbles in milk)"
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*{{u|sb}} [[Toon]]: [[Where's The Cheat?]] {{watch|toons/wheres-the-cheat}}
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*{{u|cheat}} [[Powered By The Cheat]]: [[The Cheat Theme Song]] {{watch|toons/the-cheat-theme-song}}
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===King of Town===
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====October 13, 2003====
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*"What am I, gettin' my mega-physical?"
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*{{u|cheat}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[mile]] {{watch|sbemails/87-mile}}
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*"What are we doing here? Making omelets? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that."
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*"They've stolen my Poopsmith!"
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*"I play guitar apparently."
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*"My name's Furious Fingers...I own 17 guitars, with a combined total of 43 necks."
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*"You've got to feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure."
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===Poopsmith===
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====January 26, 2004====
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*"(shrugs)"
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[lackey]] {{watch|sbemails/96-lackey}}
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===Bubs===
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====May 31, 2004====
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*"My chocolates! Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said."
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*{{u|cc}} [[Toon]]: [[Cheat Commandos O's]] {{watch|toons/cheat-commandosos}}
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*"Without a receipt, i can only exchange it for something of lesser or much lesser value."
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*"Well, there's a bunch of my aught four crap in that filthy box over there. gotta make room for the aught five crap."
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*"No I will NOT slice my fingers thin! I just want a dang hambloiger!"
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*"Hey, Bubs, this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs!"
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*"Just wanted to let you know that...Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I think he'll be out of commission for a while."
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===Coach Z===
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====July 25, 2006====
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*"What are ya torkin' abort?"
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*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[Summer Short Shorts]] {{watch|toons/summer-short-shorts}}
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*"Tommy John surgery!"
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*"Oh, dag! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!"
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===Others===
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====May 24, 2004====
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*'''STINKOMAN''': "Hey, Sticklyman, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?"
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*{{u|sb}} [[Short]]: [[The Cheatar]] {{watch|toons/the-cheatar}}
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*'''STINKOMAN''': "Hahahaha! Pan Pan is fat! Hahahaha! He fell on you! Hahahaha! He's a good bear."
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*'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': "Why, I oughta fill you up with cat gut and call ya lunch."
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*'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': "Why no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel!"
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*'''SENOR CARDGAGE''': "My left name is tremendous savings, Miss America."
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**'''SENOR CARDGAGE''': "If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheesburgwich?"
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====before May 12, 2003====
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*'''KING OF TOWN''': "I'm in my sixties."
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*{{u|game}} [[Game]]: [[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]] {{linkbox|superboard|play}}
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*'''COACH Z''': "This Coach Z costume is spot on."
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====May 4, 2000====
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*{{u|hr}} [[Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{watch|toons/yellodello-mark2}}
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:Wait... I think I did something wrong...
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*'''STRONG BAD''': Homestar as Angus Young of AC/DC
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