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Using ingredients both edible and inedible, [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] create culinary '''concoctions'''— mixtures of foods not usually found together. Results range from the delightful to the disgusting. Completed concoctions are then usually consumed by said characters. Often, the concoctions use foods that are running gags in themselves, such as [[chocolate]]. Some also include [[Eating Non-Food Items|inedible items]], such as light bulbs or lumps of coal.
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Using ingredients both edible and inedible, [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] create culinary '''concoctions'''{{--}} mixtures of foods not usually found together. Results range from the delightful to the disgusting. Completed concoctions are then usually consumed by said characters. Often, the concoctions use foods that are running gags in themselves, such as [[chocolate]]. Some also include [[Eating Non-Food Items|inedible items]], such as light bulbs or lumps of coal.
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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*[[Bronco Trolleys]] are made from [[Wikipedia:Triscuit|Triscuits]], peanut butter, and an orange slice with the [[Food Still In Peel or Package|peel intact]].
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*[[Bronco Trolleys]] {{--}} The title snack is made from a [[Wikipedia:Triscuit|Triscuit]], peanut butter, and an orange slice with the [[Food Still In Peel or Package|peel intact]].
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*[[Suudsu]] is made from skim milk and [[Wikipedia:Gummy_bears|gummi bears]].
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*[[Homestar Quiz]] {{--}} "The Poopsmiths<!--[sic]--> Super Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies" contain "[[Whatsit|You-know-what]]", along with common cookie ingredients; the recipe is given as a reward for a perfect score on the quiz.
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*[[Piemonade]] is composed of a slice of [[pie]] stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it and a lemon wedge on the side.
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*[[Meet Marshie]] {{--}} The commercial shows four different marshmallow concoctions:
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*The three chocolate desserts in [[bottom 10]], "Chocolardiac Arrest", "This Brownie Might Kill You", and "Chocozuma's Revenge", contain successively more outrageous chocolate items, including a still-wrapped brownie and a Jell-O pudding cup.
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**Breakfast {{--}} a plate of [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]] covered with maple syrup and butter
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*[[Strong Bad]] tricks [[Coach Z]] into eating a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] hair in [[secret recipes]].
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**Lunch {{--}} a plate of marshmallows covered with slices of tomatoes. Beside it are salt and pepper respectively branded "7" and "3".
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*[[The Poopsmith]]'s second cake from [[big white face]] contains beans, fortune cookies, Chinese food, grapes, [[Wikipedia:Golden Grahams|Golden Grahams]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], ice cubes, lemon slices, and a [[Swiss Cake Roll]].
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**Munch {{--}} a plate of Fluffy Puffs with nails through them. There are three D batteries around it.
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*The [[Meet Marshie]] commercial shows a plate of [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]] covered with maple syrup and butter and a plate of marshmallows covered with slices of tomatoes, as well as a plate of Fluffy Puffs with nails through them and a plate where the marshmallows are wearing a hat and eyepatch, smoking a cigar.
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**Pinner {{--}} a plate where the marshmallows are wearing a hat and eyepatch, smoking a cigar.
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*The [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]] contains a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor, globules of semi-solid licorice colloid, a channel of liquid nougat, a crispity cookety log, rich and creamy pepperoni, tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal, and Boring Brown Chocolate.  
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*Email [[big white face]] {{--}} Strong Bad's second cake for [[The Poopsmith]] contains beans, and Easter eggs include fortune cookies, Chinese food, grapes, [[Wikipedia:Golden Grahams|Golden Grahams]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], ice cubes, lemon slices, and a [[Swiss Cake Roll]] with "5" and "0" candles.
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*"The Poopsmiths<!--[sic]--> Super Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies" contain "[[Whatsit|You-know-what]]", along with common cookie ingredients; the recipe is given as a reward for a perfect score on the [[Homestar Quiz]].
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*Email [[privileges]] {{--}} [[The Cheat]] orders a large thin-crust pizza with mushrooms and [[Wikipedia:Pop-Tarts|Pop-Tarts]].
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*[[Homestar Runner]] attempts to use a [[blender]] to make a real fruit smoothie out of avocado, "total load" brand protein shake mix, and a [[Wikipedia:Game Boy line|Game Boy]] in [[alternate universe]].
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*Email [[other days]] {{--}} [[Piemonade]], also known as p-nade, is composed of a slice of [[pie]] stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it and a lemon wedge on the side.
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*Homestar Runner combines several unlikely ingredients to make [[Marzipan]]'s [[Halloween]] potion in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
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*Email [[secret recipes]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] tricks [[Coach Z]] and [[Homestar Runner]] into eating a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair.
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*Coach Z spikes a bowl of punch with [[Wikipedia:Listerine|Listerine]] in [[senior prom]].
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*Email [[bottom 10]] {{--}} There are three chocolate desserts listed as examples of unnecessarily dangerous names, all of which contain successively more outrageous chocolate items:
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*[[Bubs]] sells a "Gumball Surprise" baloney sandwich from his [[Baloney Sammich Truck]] in [[Weclome Back]].
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**"Chocolardiac Arrest" {{--}} a slice of chocolate cake covered with chocolate pudding and topped with a chocolate whipped cream.
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*Homestar Runner eats a lightbulb sandwich in [[theme song]].
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**"This Brownie Might Kill You" {{--}} "Chocolardiac Arrest" topped with more chocolate, including [[ice cream]] with a cherry on top, wafers, sauce and a nut bar.
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*The King of Town tells about his "Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!" which consists of onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
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**"Chocozuma's Revenge" {{--}} "This Brownie Might Kill You" topped with many other forms of chocolate, including a still-wrapped brownie and a Jell-O pudding cup. Part of the dessert also reaches outside the plate.
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*Email [[bedtime story]] {{--}} [[Suudsu]] is made from skim milk and [[Wikipedia:Gummy bear|gummy bears]].
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} Homestar Runner combines several unlikely ingredients to make [[Marzipan]]'s [[Halloween]] potion.
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*Email [[candy product]] {{--}} The [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]] contains a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor, globules of semi-solid licorice colloid, a channel of liquid nougat, a crispity cookety log, rich and creamy pepperoni, tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal, and Boring Brown Chocolate.  
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*Email [[alternate universe]] {{--}} Homestar Runner attempts to make a real fruit smoothie out of avocado and "total load" brand protein shake mix, using a [[blender]] that already had a [[Wikipedia:Game Boy line|Game Boy]] in it.
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*Email [[senior prom]] {{--}} Coach Z spikes a bowl of punch with [[Wikipedia:Listerine|Listerine]], which he alleges is to look out for "all yer hygienes".
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*[[Weclome Back]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] sells a "Gumball Surprise" baloney sandwich from his [[Baloney Sammich Truck]].
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*Email [[theme song]] {{--}} Homestar Runner eats a lightbulb sandwich.
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*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] {{--}} The King of Town tells about his "Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!", which consists of onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal.
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*[[Rap Song]] {{--}} Coach Z pays The Cheat for his animation with a slice of chin strap pizza, consisting simply of a chin strap on a slice of pizza.
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*[[Toikey TV]] {{--}} Marzipan lists the ingredients for "Marzipan's Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken" {{--}} millet, bulgur, meatless veggie nuggets, tempeh, bean curd, fakin bacon, and a pair of hemp toddler pants {{--}} on her Thanksgiving TV program.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] gives out coupons for free Chocolate Covered Organic Packing Peanuts.
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} [[Renaldo]] brings an olive and baloney cake to his retirement party and says mother bakes him one for his birthday each year.
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*[[Fan Costumes 2015]] {{--}} an advertisement appears for Blubb-O's "Thick or Treat Burger". It appears to consist of a [[Blubb-O's Commercial|Thick-N-Nasty]] with Halloween candy in it.
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*{{postref|1264994288678682626|25|Mar|2020}} {{--}} In response to a Tweet regarding a Homsar milkshake, Strong Bad describes the "Homshake", which uses freezer burnt ice cream, bulk candies [[Food Still In Peel or Package|with wrappers]], liquid smoke with cap still on, "milk prolly", and a garnish of hot dogtopus.
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*{{Decemberweenvent Calendar|14}} {{--}} [[Strong Mad ]] makes Strong Bad a "Chocolate Glowy Box" which is a wad of melted chocolate with powered (and overcharged) holiday tree lights in it.
==A concoction of concoctions==
==A concoction of concoctions==
<gallery>
<gallery>
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Image:bronco_t.PNG|Bronco trolleys
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Image:bronco t.PNG|Bronco trolleys
Image:Suudsu.PNG|Suudsu
Image:Suudsu.PNG|Suudsu
Image:p-nade.png|Piemonade
Image:p-nade.png|Piemonade
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Image:Chocozumas_Revenge.PNG|Chocozuma's Revenge
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Image:Chocozumas Revenge.PNG|Chocozuma's Revenge
Image:Pawdabber.png|Sour cream and The Cheat hair
Image:Pawdabber.png|Sour cream and The Cheat hair
Image:50cake.PNG|The Poopsmith's second cake (see featured image for further additions)
Image:50cake.PNG|The Poopsmith's second cake (see featured image for further additions)
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Image:Gumball Surprise.png|A gumball-and-baloney sandwich
Image:Gumball Surprise.png|A gumball-and-baloney sandwich
Image:Lightbulb Sandwich.png|Creepy pants all the time get some light globe sandwiches
Image:Lightbulb Sandwich.png|Creepy pants all the time get some light globe sandwiches
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Image:Last Three Items in the Pantry Special.png|The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!
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File:Last3itemsinpantry.PNG|The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!
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Image:Marzipan's Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken.png|For all you turkey liberators out there
</gallery>
</gallery>
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[[Category:Food_running_gags]][[Category:Food and drinks]]
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[[Category:Food running gags]][[Category:Food and drinks]]

Current revision as of 17:01, 14 December 2022

"I think I'm gonna puke my pants!"

Using ingredients both edible and inedible, characters in the Homestar Runner universe create culinary concoctions— mixtures of foods not usually found together. Results range from the delightful to the disgusting. Completed concoctions are then usually consumed by said characters. Often, the concoctions use foods that are running gags in themselves, such as chocolate. Some also include inedible items, such as light bulbs or lumps of coal.

[edit] Appearances

  • Bronco Trolleys — The title snack is made from a Triscuit, peanut butter, and an orange slice with the peel intact.
  • Homestar Quiz — "The Poopsmiths Super Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies" contain "You-know-what", along with common cookie ingredients; the recipe is given as a reward for a perfect score on the quiz.
  • Meet Marshie — The commercial shows four different marshmallow concoctions:
    • Breakfast — a plate of marshmallows covered with maple syrup and butter
    • Lunch — a plate of marshmallows covered with slices of tomatoes. Beside it are salt and pepper respectively branded "7" and "3".
    • Munch — a plate of Fluffy Puffs with nails through them. There are three D batteries around it.
    • Pinner — a plate where the marshmallows are wearing a hat and eyepatch, smoking a cigar.
  • Email big white face — Strong Bad's second cake for The Poopsmith contains beans, and Easter eggs include fortune cookies, Chinese food, grapes, Golden Grahams cereal, ice cubes, lemon slices, and a Swiss Cake Roll with "5" and "0" candles.
  • Email privileges — The Cheat orders a large thin-crust pizza with mushrooms and Pop-Tarts.
  • Email other days — Piemonade, also known as p-nade, is composed of a slice of pie stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it and a lemon wedge on the side.
  • Email secret recipes — Strong Bad tricks Coach Z and Homestar Runner into eating a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair.
  • Email bottom 10 — There are three chocolate desserts listed as examples of unnecessarily dangerous names, all of which contain successively more outrageous chocolate items:
    • "Chocolardiac Arrest" — a slice of chocolate cake covered with chocolate pudding and topped with a chocolate whipped cream.
    • "This Brownie Might Kill You" — "Chocolardiac Arrest" topped with more chocolate, including ice cream with a cherry on top, wafers, sauce and a nut bar.
    • "Chocozuma's Revenge" — "This Brownie Might Kill You" topped with many other forms of chocolate, including a still-wrapped brownie and a Jell-O pudding cup. Part of the dessert also reaches outside the plate.
  • Email bedtime story — Suudsu is made from skim milk and gummy bears.
  • Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Homestar Runner combines several unlikely ingredients to make Marzipan's Halloween potion.
  • Email candy product — The SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar contains a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor, globules of semi-solid licorice colloid, a channel of liquid nougat, a crispity cookety log, rich and creamy pepperoni, tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal, and Boring Brown Chocolate.
  • Email alternate universe — Homestar Runner attempts to make a real fruit smoothie out of avocado and "total load" brand protein shake mix, using a blender that already had a Game Boy in it.
  • Email senior prom — Coach Z spikes a bowl of punch with Listerine, which he alleges is to look out for "all yer hygienes".
  • Weclome Back — Bubs sells a "Gumball Surprise" baloney sandwich from his Baloney Sammich Truck.
  • Email theme song — Homestar Runner eats a lightbulb sandwich.
  • Decemberween Short Shorts — The King of Town tells about his "Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!", which consists of onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal.
  • Rap Song — Coach Z pays The Cheat for his animation with a slice of chin strap pizza, consisting simply of a chin strap on a slice of pizza.
  • Toikey TV — Marzipan lists the ingredients for "Marzipan's Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken" — millet, bulgur, meatless veggie nuggets, tempeh, bean curd, fakin bacon, and a pair of hemp toddler pants — on her Thanksgiving TV program.
  • Homestar Ruiner — Bubs gives out coupons for free Chocolate Covered Organic Packing Peanuts.
  • Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Renaldo brings an olive and baloney cake to his retirement party and says mother bakes him one for his birthday each year.
  • Fan Costumes 2015 — an advertisement appears for Blubb-O's "Thick or Treat Burger". It appears to consist of a Thick-N-Nasty with Halloween candy in it.
  • @StrongBadActual tweet (25 Mar 2020) — In response to a Tweet regarding a Homsar milkshake, Strong Bad describes the "Homshake", which uses freezer burnt ice cream, bulk candies with wrappers, liquid smoke with cap still on, "milk prolly", and a garnish of hot dogtopus.
  • Decemberweenvent Calendar (Day 14) — Strong Mad makes Strong Bad a "Chocolate Glowy Box" which is a wad of melted chocolate with powered (and overcharged) holiday tree lights in it.

[edit] A concoction of concoctions

Bronco trolleys

Suudsu

Piemonade

Chocozuma's Revenge

Sour cream and The Cheat hair

The Poopsmith's second cake (see featured image for further additions)

Marshmallows and maple syrup

Marshmallows and tomatoes

SBLOUNSKCHED!

A real fruit smoothie

Marzipan's magic brew

"...for all yer hygienes." Right.

A gumball-and-baloney sandwich

Creepy pants all the time get some light globe sandwiches

The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!

For all you turkey liberators out there

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