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Preeeeow, world.
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[[File:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|150px|The Cheat is behind the box!]]
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Welcome to the '''<span style="font-size: 120%">Ugly Bird Wiki</span>''', the [[The Cheat|Ugly Bird]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|anyone can edit]].
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We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about our favorite ugly bird.
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'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages]]&nbsp;| [[Toons]]&nbsp;| [[Games]]&nbsp;| [[Characters]]&nbsp;| [[Downloads]]&nbsp;| [[Store]]&nbsp;| [[Email]]&nbsp;| [[Legal]]&nbsp;| [[Museum]]</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Features:'''</span> [[helium]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Powered by The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Kick The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Cheat Commandos]]&nbsp;&middot; [[mile]]&nbsp;&middot; [[lackey]]</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Popups:'''</span> [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]&nbsp;&middot; [[licensed#Easter Eggs|Ugly Bird]]</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 1.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Miscellany:'''</span> [[Kicking The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sterrance]]&nbsp;&middot; [[The Sneak]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Cool Tapes]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Dijjery Doo]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Rabid The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Ilko Skevüld]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Physiology of The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[caper]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Where U Goin' 2?]]</p>
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[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|180px|Meh!]]</div> At knee-height (1' 2" ''et'' 18lb.), covered with yellow fuzz, and sporting a [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], '''[[The Cheat]]''' is decidedly "[[lady...ing|holy crap adorable]]". [[Homestar Runner]] believes that The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. He speaks entirely in a language of high-pitched squeaks and growls, as highlighted in [[cheat talk]], which the other characters evidently understand just fine. The Cheat is loyal to [[Strong Bad]], protected by [[Strong Mad]], and respected by the rest of the gang. He is an amateur Flash animator in his spare time, creating [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons and music videos. The [[Cheat Commandos]] are based on [[Firebert]], The Cheat's alternate persona that he initially used to spy on the [[Homestarmy]] (despite Strong Bad's disapproval of the commando name). The Cheat lives in [[The King of Town's Grill]], and he plays the drums in [[Marzipan]]'s band, [[Cool Tapes]].
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{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=<s>ORDER</s>|msg=This user has no rhyme or reason to where he might put a random user box.}}
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#006699|codebkgd=red|codecolor=white|code=<big>R</big>|msg=<font color=white>This user believes that homestar runner cartoons are not for kids under college age.}}
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First, I should say that none of my names are Kevin or Dan, none of my initials are G, and none of my names end in -erson.  My name has nothing to do with the fact that I have a brother named Kevin.  I just felt like hitting a handful of running gags in this name.  But y'all already knew that.  And because of what I just said, I must be from the southern United States.
 
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I first found the website about a year ago and I watched [[dragon]] and some other sbemails.  Then i took a two-month hiatus and then tried to remember the three words:  home, star, and runner.  somehow they were right.  I was watching the cartoons and i'm thinking "clearly strong bad is the main character." "oh so the one guy's name is homestar runner. why did they name the site after him?" then i found out homestar was once/still is the main character and i watched some older toons and it's like "these guys are trying to tell today's <s>kids</s> adults that stupid is better than smart."  I've seen the page that says "homestar is stupid but it doesn't matter because he's so dang nice." Homestar is nice?  I can't tell b/c of how stupid he is.  I mean, i'm not disagreeing that he's nice, it just isn't as visible to me as the fact that he is stupid.
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I have been watching these cartoons for almost a year now.  As I previously stated, the first sbemail I saw was [[dragon]], which I think was during the 2006 summer break.  The last one i saw (that is, before the newest one always got that honor) was [[island]], sometime around sbemail 160.
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In case anyone's not wondering, by my standards, kids are not adults until age 23 for boys and age 28 for girls. This explains why i called myself a kid in that userbox.
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<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:sbemail38.PNG|180px|THAT is an ugly bird.]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:thecheat physiology.png|180px|The Cheat's physiology just plain baffles me.]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:SBpetshow.png|180px|Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:Prehistoric land.png|180px|The Cheatsaurus]]</div>
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<div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:cheatar.png|180px|You mean you can't turn into a giant guitar after all? Then what good are you?]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px"> [[File:yellodello.png|180px|The most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon!]]</div></div>
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==Other Interests==
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====July 29, 2002====
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It seems like most of what I do these days is sit and stare at a computer screen.  Otherwise, I also enjoy other things.
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[helium]] {{watch|sbemails/38-helium}}
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===Music===
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I can legitimately say that music is my life. I especially enjoy the sounds of the following:
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:some AC/DC
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====February 19, 2008====
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:some Aerosmith
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[licensed]] {{watch|sbemails/190-licensed}}
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====July 14, 2003====
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*{{u|cheat}} [[The Cheat's Character Video]] {{watch|vcr-cheat}}
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and to a lesser extent
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====July 5, 2004====
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[cheatday]] {{watch|sbemails/107-cheatday}}
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:Red Hot Chili Peppers
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====February 4, 2008====
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[pet show]] {{watch|sbemails/189-pet-show}}
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and that does not necessarily mean I like or dislike the people in those bands
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====December 24, 2016====
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*{{u|hr}} [[Toon]]: [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] {{watch|toons/homestar-runner-goes-for-the-gold}}
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as you can probably tell, most of the music I listen to is older than I am.
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===Favorite Sports===
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[lady...ing]] {{watch|sbemails/135-ladying}}
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I am also a huge sports fan.  My favorite sports teams are:
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====February 14, 2005====
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[secret recipes]] {{watch|sbemails/124-secret-recipes}}
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Baseball:
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====February 25, 2002====
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:Atlanta Braves
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*{{u|sb}} [[Toon]]: [[Where's The Cheat?]] {{watch|toons/wheres-the-cheat}}
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::ever since the days of [[Mark Lemke]]
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*{{u|cheat}} [[Powered By The Cheat]]: [[The Cheat Theme Song]] {{watch|toons/the-cheat-theme-song}}
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Football:
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:Carolina Panthers
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*{{u|cheat}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[mile]] {{watch|sbemails/87-mile}}
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::in that order
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====January 26, 2004====
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:San Antonio Spurs
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*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[lackey]] {{watch|sbemails/96-lackey}}
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and I prefer college sports over pro sports
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====May 31, 2004====
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*{{u|cc}} [[Toon]]: [[Cheat Commandos O's]] {{watch|toons/cheat-commandosos}}
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==Things that annoy me==
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====July 25, 2006====
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*<s>Having to mash enter twice to make one show up</s> Okay I think I might have this one figured out.
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*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[Summer Short Shorts]] {{watch|toons/summer-short-shorts}}
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*Having my edits reverted.
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*Summer breaks
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=="Takin' a baby break"==
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====May 24, 2004====
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*{{u|sb}} [[Short]]: [[The Cheatar]] {{watch|toons/the-cheatar}}
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This baby break is crazy.  Nothing new is coming out, which means I don't really want to watch anything, which means there isn't really anything for me to edit right now...
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*{{u|game}} [[Game]]: [[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]] {{linkbox|superboard|play}}
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Any idea when <s>they'll</s> i'll be back?  I mean, they can take their time...
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====May 4, 2000====
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*{{u|hr}} [[Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{watch|toons/yellodello-mark2}}
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:Wait... I think I did something wrong...
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I guess that's all for me for now. Now get back in there and win me a car!
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And anything on my user page is game for my talk page.
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If anyone knows who i am after just this, they have got to be related to me...just put it in my talk page if you think you do.
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Meh!
At knee-height (1' 2" et 18lb.), covered with yellow fuzz, and sporting a gold tooth, The Cheat is decidedly "holy crap adorable". Homestar Runner believes that The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. He speaks entirely in a language of high-pitched squeaks and growls, as highlighted in cheat talk, which the other characters evidently understand just fine. The Cheat is loyal to Strong Bad, protected by Strong Mad, and respected by the rest of the gang. He is an amateur Flash animator in his spare time, creating Powered by The Cheat cartoons and music videos. The Cheat Commandos are based on Firebert, The Cheat's alternate persona that he initially used to spy on the Homestarmy (despite Strong Bad's disapproval of the commando name). The Cheat lives in The King of Town's Grill, and he plays the drums in Marzipan's band, Cool Tapes.
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