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In addition to normal [[Catch Phrases|catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, the numerous companies throughout the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner universe]] all have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.'''
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In addition to normal [[catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.'''
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
===[[Ab-Abber 2000]]===
===[[Ab-Abber 2000]]===
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*"They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!" — [[suntan]]
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*"They'll be [[all up ons]]!" — [[suntan]]
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===[[Blubb-O's]]===
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*"You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's" — [[nightlife]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
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*"Come the Heck Down" — [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
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===[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]===
===[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]===
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*"We're always awesome!" — [[Bubs#Character_Video_Transcript|Bubs' Character Page]]
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*"We're always awesome!" — [[Bubs's Character Video]]
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*"We've got everything! Twice!" — [[Homestar Ruiner]]
===[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]===
===[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]===
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===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
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*"Buy all our playsets and toys!"
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*"[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]"
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*"Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
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*"Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) — [[An Important Rap Song]]
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===[[Coach Z Ale]]===
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===[[Minor Drinks#coach_z_ale|Coach Z Ale]]===
*"Differently Lame!" — [[time capsule]]
*"Differently Lame!" — [[time capsule]]
===[[Cold One]]===
===[[Cold One]]===
*"A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — [[property of ones]]
*"A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — [[property of ones]]
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===[[Compé]]===
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*"Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — [[Compy Catalog]]
===[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]===
===[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]===
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*"Made from the best stuff!" — [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
*"Made from the best stuff!" — [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
*"They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!"
*"They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!"
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*"Yeah! Still!" — [[retirement]]
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*"Why ever drink again?" — [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
===[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]===
===[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]===
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*"Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" — [[Mr. Shmallow]]
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*"Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
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*"Look Lively!!" — [[Mr. Shmallow]]
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*"Look Lively!!" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
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===[[Grampy Aught-Six]]===
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*"Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." — [[Compy Catalog]]
===[[Hamburger Shampoo]]===
===[[Hamburger Shampoo]]===
*"Geddup Noise approved!" — [[geddup noise]]
*"Geddup Noise approved!" — [[geddup noise]]
*"Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" — [[geddup noise]]
*"Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" — [[geddup noise]]
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===[[Lappy 486]]===
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*"Finally, a computer for your lap!" — [[animal]]
===[[Litigation Jackson]]===
===[[Litigation Jackson]]===
*"The system really works, jerks!" — [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
*"The system really works, jerks!" — [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
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===[[Polymascotfoamalate]]===
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*"Ingenuitizing the future!" — [[4 branches]]
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===[[Roomy-Vac]]===
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*"The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — [[Compy Catalog]]
===[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]===
===[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]===
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*"I hope I don't get caught!" — [[labor day]], [[the bet]]
*"I hope I don't get caught!" — [[labor day]], [[the bet]]
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===[[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage]]===
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===[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]===
*"Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — [[Senor Mortgage]]
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*"No Probalo!" — [[Senor Mortgage]]
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===[[Minor_Foods#Sog dog|Sog Dog]]===
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*"Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!" — [[environment]]
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===[[Minor Foods#Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum|Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]]===
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*"It's Light Green!!!" — [[2 emails]]
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*"Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" — [[2 emails]]
===[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]===
===[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]===
*"A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!" — [[morning routine]]
*"A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!" — [[morning routine]]
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===[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]]===
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===[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]]===
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*"More rides than you or your grandmother can handle" — [[theme park]]
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*"More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)" — [[theme park]]
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===[[Strong Badia]] Action Cool News 5===
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===[[Strong Badia]] [[Action Cool 5|Action Cool News 5]]===
*"We're investiga-awesome!" — [[local news]]
*"We're investiga-awesome!" — [[local news]]
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===[[Suge Brown]]===
===[[Suge Brown]]===
*"Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!" — [[best thing]]
*"Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!" — [[best thing]]
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===[[Minor Foods#Temporarios|Temporarios]]===
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*"Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" — [[strong badathlon]]
===[[The Cheatcakes]]===
===[[The Cheatcakes]]===
*"Those people go to prison!" — [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]]
*"Those people go to prison!" — [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]]
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===[[The King of Town]]'s Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show===
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===[[KOT's VOQPCS!|The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]===
*"Let the King have some!" — [[senior prom]]
*"Let the King have some!" — [[senior prom]]
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*"For reals this time!" — [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
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===Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders===
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===[[Minor Foods#Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders|Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]]===
*"Whisk Away The Worries!" — [[2 emails]]
*"Whisk Away The Worries!" — [[2 emails]]

Revision as of 23:27, 19 February 2021

"The Future is You... Probably"

In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.

Contents

Appearances

Ab-Abber 2000

Blubb-O's

Bubs' Concession Stand

Bubs' Old Pizza

Cheat Commandos

Coach Z Ale

Cold One

Compé

  • "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog

Crazy Go Nuts University

  • "The future is you... probably" — CGNU

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights

Grampy Aught-Six

Hamburger Shampoo

Lappy 486

  • "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal

Litigation Jackson

Polymascotfoamalate

Roomy-Vac

  • "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog

SBLOUNSKCHED!

Schenectady Crispies

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

Sog Dog

Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum

  • "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
  • "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" — 2 emails

Strong Bad's EGGS

Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA

  • "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)" — theme park

Strong Badia Action Cool News 5

Styles Upon Styles

  • "Steep prices and trees!" — animal

Suge Brown

Temporarios

The Cheatcakes

The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show

Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders

Videlectrix

  • "We use computers... to make video games!"

See also

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