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Pizzas that no one understands.
Jaded Teen Pizza is a pizza place, managed and run by Reynold's Brother. Like the manager, it seems to be punk-style, with its motto "No one understands our pizza", and it appears to be directed towards teenagers. Although it is primarily a pizza place, it has been implied that it also serves "wings". The uniforms are made up of white hats with a stylized picture of a pizza slice on them. Reynold's Brother wears three of those for some reason, one on each spike of his mohawk. Crackotage, Silent Rip, and Gunhaver (whom Reynold's Brother refers to by his given name, Charles) worked here after they were fired from the Cheat Commandos by Flashfight. It is not known if anyone else works there, as the kitchen was the only part seen. The three eventually started a rival restaurant known as "Kitchen Commandos", which failed and went out of business after three months.
[edit] Appearances
| Cheat Commandos
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| The Commandos |
Agent Chimendez, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Foxface, Green Helmets, Gunhaver, Reinforcements,
Reynold, Ripberger, Ser-g-geant Marshie, Silent Rip
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| Blue Laser |
Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
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| Other Characters |
Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
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| Places |
Arctic Playset, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage, Blue Laser HQ,
Cheat Commandos HQ, The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Kitchen Commandos, Price Style, Reynold's Office,
Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
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| Episodes |
Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping for Danger, Commandos in the Classroom,
Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS!, An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, 2 Part Episode: Part 1,
2 Part Episode: Part 2
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| Cast and Production |
A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
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| Miscellaneous |
Playsets (for figurines), Other Costumes, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Gunhaver's Gun,
Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
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