Teen Girl Squad Issue 9
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The girls do funny things in TGS Issue 9.
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Date: June 20, 2005
Running Time: M:SS
Page Title: Summatime Style!
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Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "backyard pool!" next to her} So and So {library!} What's Her Face {24 hour diner!} The Ugly One {parking deck?}
CHEERLEADER: Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!
{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}
THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS: Bye old person...
CHEERLEADER: Cuz now i'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE: LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
MR. PITTERS: {simultaneously} LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!
WHAT'S HER FACE: I've had my license for a year-
CHEERLEADER: Stop saying words. here she comes now!
{Learner's permit girl appeaers and is driving really fast.}
LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL: 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock!
{The Learners' Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD
CHEERLEADER: Owww, my entire life!
SO AND SO: Whoa, Cheerleader's gone.
ALL 3 GIRLS: WE'RE FREE!
MR. PITTERS: We're ointment!
THE UGLY ONE: The tyranny is over!!
{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}
SO AND SO: I can overachieve like a bandit!
{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...}
WHAT'S HER FACE: I can date science-fiction Greg again!
{...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.}
THE UGLY ONE: I can stop showering!!!!
{...as well as Mr. Pitters...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.}
MR. PITTERS: I can be a teen girl!
{Two vultures appear over him.}
FIRST VULTURE: Ain't no teen girl.
{Cut to a dining room table where the vultures are seen eating Mr. Pitters.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Chomp chomp chomp chomp...
SECOND VULTURE: Quite good, quite good.
{Cut back to the remaining girls}
SO AND SO: You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls.
{Cut to the intro to "Best Friends Squad." The normal music is switched for the Best Friends Squad theme, as sung by Strong Bad.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: A glue stick, some glitta paint, some cutouts from a magazine, BFF carved in a tree, that stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!
Easter Eggs
Click on the Exclimation point at the end of the toon to see Over Achiever Strike Again
Fun Facts
External Links
| Teen Girl Squad | |
|---|---|
| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast, Teen Girl Squad Deaths |
