Teen Girl Squad Issue 1

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Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good.

Teen Girl Squad Episode #1

The very first one, which made its premiere in the Strong Bad Email comic. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD!

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, The Birds, A Helicopter, Visor Robot, Arrow'd Guy, Dinosaur, Strong Bad (Easter Egg)

Places: The Field, The Graveyard

Date: December 2, 2002

Running Time: 0:52

Page Title: TEE GEE ESS!!

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}

{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!

SO AND SO: Word.

THE UGLY ONE: Word.

WHAT'S HER FACE: Word.

{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}

CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!

SO AND SO: A'ight.

THE UGLY ONE: A'ight.

WHAT'S HER FACE: A'ight.

{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: VOIP!

{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}

CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.

{The girls walk right some more.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I miss Kristin...a.

{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}

THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!!

{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ARROWED!!!

THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!

{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: PUNT!

WHAT'S HER FACE: Dag, yo.

{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}

CHEERLEADER: I look so good!!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!!!!

The End

Easter Eggs

• At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone Strong Bad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader.

Easter Egg Transcript

{Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}

STRONG BAD: Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here.

Fun Facts

Trivia

• We know from the email comic that the members of Teen Girl Squad are Virginia, Joy, Kristen, and Jennifer. In this issue, only So and So is given a name: Kristen (or Kristina). The other members of TGS are not named individually.
• Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "What's Her Face has a run in with a T-Rex. Other stuff happens".
• This is the only complete issue of TGS that does not end with an "it's over!" splash.

Remarks

• Notice that the walk-on Strong Bad in the easter egg covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't.
• You can still click Whats Her Face's headstone after the easter egg has been activated, but it doesn't do anything.
• When Cheerleader says "Kristen, you look burnt or dead", Cheerleader's mouth is white instead of being dark.
• When Strong Bad walks in when you click Whats Her Face's grave stone, he's fully animated when he walks whereas all other characters just show a picture of them walking.

Real-World References

• Checkers, Rally's and Sonic are all popular drive-in style fast food chains.

External Links

• watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 1"
• view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 1"