Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
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[[Image:puppet badjoke.png|thumb|right|220px|"Nice belt indeed!"]] | [[Image:puppet badjoke.png|thumb|right|220px|"Nice belt indeed!"]] | ||
'''Bad Jokes''' is Homestar Runner's first Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]]. | '''Bad Jokes''' is Homestar Runner's first Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]]. | ||
| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "Flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "Linnell" Linnell on | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "Flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "Linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "Marty" Beller on skins, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "Homeslice" Runner]] on vox |
'''Date:''' Monday, May 24, 2004 | '''Date:''' Monday, May 24, 2004 | ||
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Make it up,<br> | Make it up,<br> | ||
Bad jokes, come on,<br> | Bad jokes, come on,<br> | ||
| - | I'm really | + | I'm really good at tellin' bad jokes,<br> |
I'm tellin bad jokes now,<br> | I'm tellin bad jokes now,<br> | ||
The ones you've heard a million times,<br> | The ones you've heard a million times,<br> | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' I'm tellin' bad jokes now,<br> | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' I'm tellin' bad jokes now,<br> | ||
| - | Really bad jokes now | + | Really bad jokes now!<br> |
Tells a bad joke to me,<br> | Tells a bad joke to me,<br> | ||
Girl!<br> | Girl!<br> | ||
Lady!<br> | Lady!<br> | ||
| - | Why did something cross the road | + | Why did something cross the road?<br> |
I don't know,<br> | I don't know,<br> | ||
| - | Make it up | + | Make it up!<br> |
| - | Bad jokes, come on | + | Bad jokes, come on!<br> |
Some people walk into a bar...<br /> | Some people walk into a bar...<br /> | ||
Bad jokes!<br /> | Bad jokes!<br /> | ||
Somethin' happens...<br /> | Somethin' happens...<br /> | ||
| - | And all three of different ethnic backgrounds...<br /> | + | And probably all three of different ethnic backgrounds...<br /> |
Maybe religious backgrounds...<br /> | Maybe religious backgrounds...<br /> | ||
It's gonna be funny...<br /> | It's gonna be funny...<br /> | ||
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'''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' ''{in background}'' Who's there? | '''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' ''{in background}'' Who's there? | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno, man!<br /> |
A bad joke!<br /> | A bad joke!<br /> | ||
| - | Gimme some spice!<br /> | + | Gimme—gimme some spice!<br /> |
| - | + | Gimme some sugar spice! Ow!<br /> | |
''{Marty Beller plays a drum solo, and there is a short instrumental break.}'' | ''{Marty Beller plays a drum solo, and there is a short instrumental break.}'' | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, we | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, we tellin' bad jokes now!<br /> |
| - | ''{in a falsetto voice}'' | + | ''{in a falsetto voice}'' We tellin' bad jokes now!<br /> |
''{back to normal voice}'' We always tellin' bad jokes!<br /> | ''{back to normal voice}'' We always tellin' bad jokes!<br /> | ||
''{talking with the music}'' I told a good joke once...<br /> | ''{talking with the music}'' I told a good joke once...<br /> | ||
I had the audience in the palm of my hand!<br /> | I had the audience in the palm of my hand!<br /> | ||
| + | ''{The Johns start chanting "Jokes!" in the background.}''<br /> | ||
They was laughin'...<br /> | They was laughin'...<br /> | ||
| - | ''{The Johns start forced-laughing.}'' | + | They was laughin' like there was no tomorrow!<br /> |
| + | ''{The Johns start forced-laughing.}''<br /> | ||
I can't remember the punch line...<br /> | I can't remember the punch line...<br /> | ||
| - | But | + | But I slayed 'em, I killed 'em.<br /> |
| - | I | + | I knocked 'em dead!<br /> |
| - | I'm really | + | I'm really good at tellin' bad jokes,<br> |
I'm tellin' bad jokes now,<br> | I'm tellin' bad jokes now,<br> | ||
The ones you've heard a million times,<br> | The ones you've heard a million times,<br> | ||
| - | The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya | + | The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya!<br> |
| - | Why was I stapled to the chicken?<br> | + | |
| + | '''FLANSBURGH:''' ''{in background}'' Bad jokes! | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why was I stapled to the chicken?<br> | ||
I don't know man,<br> | I don't know man,<br> | ||
I wasn't stapled to any chicken! | I wasn't stapled to any chicken! | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Solid! That's pretty good, guys. Layin' it down back there. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Solid! That's pretty good, guys. Layin' it down back there. | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''FLANSBURGH:''' Nice belt! |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' On the skins— ''{floor tom hit interrupts his train of thought}'' I— ''{floor tom hit} | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' On the skins— ''{floor tom hit interrupts his train of thought}'' I— ''{floor tom hit}'' ''{whispers to himself}'' Nice belt...? Nice belt indeed! |
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== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
*The "Bad Jokes" in the song reference the following jokes: | *The "Bad Jokes" in the song reference the following jokes: | ||
| - | **''' | + | **'''Q:''' Why did the chicken cross the road?<br>'''A:''' To get to the other side! |
| - | **''' | + | **'''Q:''' Why did the ''{any animal}'' cross the road?<br>'''A:''' Because it was stapled to the chicken! |
| - | **''' | + | **'''Q:''' What did zero say to eight?<br>'''A:''' "Nice belt." |
*The extra jokes referenced in the DVD version are vague. | *The extra jokes referenced in the DVD version are vague. | ||
**"Some people walk into a bar..." references "bar jokes", which can range broadly. | **"Some people walk into a bar..." references "bar jokes", which can range broadly. | ||
| - | **"Somethin' happens... And all three of different ethnic backgrounds... Maybe religious backgrounds..." references | + | **"Somethin' happens... And all three of different ethnic backgrounds... Maybe religious backgrounds..." references a commonly used setup for an ethnic/religious joke, where each takes a different course of action. |
**"Knock knock... Who's there?" references [[Wikipedia:Knock-knock joke|knock-knock jokes]], which can also range broadly. | **"Knock knock... Who's there?" references [[Wikipedia:Knock-knock joke|knock-knock jokes]], which can also range broadly. | ||
*This is the first puppet toon in which [[The Cheat]] does not appear. | *This is the first puppet toon in which [[The Cheat]] does not appear. | ||
| + | *This song seems to be loosely based on "Bad Jokes" by English comedian Lenny Henry, which has a similar structure and funky musical style. | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
| - | + | {{nextlinks|toons/puppet-jam-bad-jokes|111|old=puppetjam1}} | |
| - | + | *read the [[TMBW:Bad Jokes|TMBW.net entry]] | |
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Revision as of 01:54, 6 February 2021
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Bad Jokes is Homestar Runner's first Puppet Jam with They Might Be Giants.
Cast (in order of appearance): John "Flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "Linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "Marty" Beller on skins, Puppet Homestar "Homeslice" Runner on vox
Date: Monday, May 24, 2004
Running Time: 1:14
Page Title: Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
DVD: Everything Else, Volume 1
Contents |
Transcript
{Puppet Homestar appears. They Might Be Giants are behind him, John Flansburgh with a guitar and John Linnell with an accordion. Marty Beller is off screen on drums.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
{TMBG start to play rock music.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} I'm tellin' bad jokes now,
Really bad jokes now,
Tells a bad joke to me,
Girl!
Lady!
Why did something cross the road,
I don't know,
Make it up,
Bad jokes, come on,
I'm really good at tellin' bad jokes,
I'm tellin bad jokes now,
The ones you've heard a million times,
The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya,
Why was I stapled to the chicken?
I don't know man,
I wasn't stapled to any chicken!
FLANSBURGH: {yells} Nice belt!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nice belt man!
Bad jokes,
Bad bad jokes,
Uh!
{They stop playing and singing.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Solid! That's pretty good, guys. Layin' it down back there.
BELLER: Nice belt!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: On the skins— {floor tom hit interrupts his train of thought} I— {floor tom hit}
BELLER: {whispers} Nice belt!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {whispers to himself} Nice belt...? {to Beller} ...Nice belt indeed!
DVD Transcript
Everything Else, Volume 1 contains a different version of this song.
{Puppet Homestar appears. They Might Be Giants are behind him, John Flansburgh with a guitar and John Linnell with an accordion. Marty Beller is off screen on drums.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
{TMBG start to play rock music.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} I'm tellin' bad jokes now,
Really bad jokes now!
Tells a bad joke to me,
Girl!
Lady!
Why did something cross the road?
I don't know,
Make it up!
Bad jokes, come on!
Some people walk into a bar...
Bad jokes!
Somethin' happens...
And probably all three of different ethnic backgrounds...
Maybe religious backgrounds...
It's gonna be funny...
But only to you!
Bad jokes!
JOHN FLANSBURGH: {in background} Bad jokes!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bad jokes! Come on!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
JOHN FLANSBURGH: {in background} Who's there?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno, man!
A bad joke!
Gimme—gimme some spice!
Gimme some sugar spice! Ow!
{Marty Beller plays a drum solo, and there is a short instrumental break.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, we tellin' bad jokes now!
{in a falsetto voice} We tellin' bad jokes now!
{back to normal voice} We always tellin' bad jokes!
{talking with the music} I told a good joke once...
I had the audience in the palm of my hand!
{The Johns start chanting "Jokes!" in the background.}
They was laughin'...
They was laughin' like there was no tomorrow!
{The Johns start forced-laughing.}
I can't remember the punch line...
But I slayed 'em, I killed 'em.
I knocked 'em dead!
I'm really good at tellin' bad jokes,
I'm tellin' bad jokes now,
The ones you've heard a million times,
The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya!
FLANSBURGH: {in background} Bad jokes!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why was I stapled to the chicken?
I don't know man,
I wasn't stapled to any chicken!
FLANSBURGH: {yells} Nice belt!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nice belt man!
Bad jokes,
Bad bad jokes,
Uh!
{They stop playing and singing.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Solid! That's pretty good, guys. Layin' it down back there.
FLANSBURGH: Nice belt!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: On the skins— {floor tom hit interrupts his train of thought} I— {floor tom hit} {whispers to himself} Nice belt...? Nice belt indeed!
Fun Facts
- The "Bad Jokes" in the song reference the following jokes:
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side! - Q: Why did the {any animal} cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken! - Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: "Nice belt."
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- The extra jokes referenced in the DVD version are vague.
- "Some people walk into a bar..." references "bar jokes", which can range broadly.
- "Somethin' happens... And all three of different ethnic backgrounds... Maybe religious backgrounds..." references a commonly used setup for an ethnic/religious joke, where each takes a different course of action.
- "Knock knock... Who's there?" references knock-knock jokes, which can also range broadly.
- This is the first puppet toon in which The Cheat does not appear.
- This song seems to be loosely based on "Bad Jokes" by English comedian Lenny Henry, which has a similar structure and funky musical style.
External Links
- watch "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes"
- watch "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes"
- forum thread re: "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes"
- read the TMBW.net entry
