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'''Legendary Strong Bad Animals''' are creatures that [[Strong Bad]] imagines himself as in the email "[[animal]]." These were abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad settles on [[Sterrance]].
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Strong Bad imagines himself as '''various made-up creatures''' in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[animal]]. Most are abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on [[Sterrance]].
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==Monstrosity==
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===Monstrosity Strong Bad===
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[[Image:Monstrosity Strong Bad.png|thumb|"I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?"]]
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[[Image:Monstrosity_Strong_Bad.png|thumb|right|130px|The Strong Bad Monstrosity]]
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Monstrosity, as Homestar dubs it, is the first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. Its defining features include:
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The first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. It has
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*Claws
*Claws
*Horns
*Horns
*Tusks
*Tusks
*Tentacles
*Tentacles
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*Power Doors
 
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*15 Year Drivetrain Warranty
 
*Proboscis
*Proboscis
*Segmented Eyes
*Segmented Eyes
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Monstrosity Strong Bad bubbles a green froth when it speaks (due to its proboscis).  
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Although Strong Bad mentions these, it doesn't appear to have:
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*Power Doors
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===Deep Sea Fangly Fish===
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Monstrosity bubbles a green froth when it tries to speak due to its [[Wikipedia:Proboscis|proboscis]].
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[[Image:Deep_sea_fangly_fish.png|thumb|right|140px|There is always a bigger fish]]
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The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and back deck (for dinner and dancing). Instead of a dangling  bioluminescent light, it's lure is a "[[Powered by The Cheat]]" Homestar Runner head. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of [http://en.wikipedia.org/Anglerfish Anglerfish].  
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(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with [[Wikipedia:Antler|antlers]], which are often mistaken for [[Wikipedia:Horn (anatomy)|horns]]. Also, the eyes are actually [[Wikipedia:Compound eye|compound eyes]], not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)
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==Deep Sea Fangly Fish==
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[[Image:Deep sea fangly fish.png|thumb|"Free puppies, gingersnaps, pocket PCs!"]]
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The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with [[Baby Styles]] on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling  bioluminescent light, its lure is a [[Homestar Runner]] head, which tries to attract prey with promises of free puppies, ginger snaps, and Pocket PCs. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of [[Wikipedia:Anglerfish|Anglerfish]].
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==Da Huuuuuudge==
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[[Image:Da Huuuuuudge.png|thumb|"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"]]
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:''Main Article: [[Da Huuuuuudge]]''
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==The Red Steckled Elbermung==
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[[Image:The Red Steckled Elbermung.png|thumb|"No, no, no!"]]
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This is a red gastropod-like animal with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. It seems to have hair growing on its back. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".
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===Da Huuuuuudge===
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==El Pardack==
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[[Image:Da_Huuuuuudge.png|thumb|right|140px|Oh, wow! Look at the huuuuuudge!]]
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[[Image:pardack.png|thumb|"Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?!"]]
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On his third attempt, Strong Bad envisioned Da Huuuuuudge. He here tries to let the name dictate what the animal will look like. As a result... it looks like a blob. Specifically, it looks like a big yellow blob with a Strong Bad face on it. Marzipan seems to be intrigued.
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This is a stodgy, potato-like creature with one arm resembling [[Senor Cardgage]]'s. Its other arm is a [[soolnd]] with three toes. It says "what the?", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing". The style in which El Pardack is drawn somewhat resembles that of [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]].
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===The Red Steckled Elbermung===
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[[Image:The_Red_Steckled_Elbermung.png|thumb|right|140px|Not Approved]]
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This is a red gastropod with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down it's salient features with a "no"
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===The Pardack===
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==Stnank and Grumberto==
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[[Image:pardack.png|thumb|right|140px|El Pardack]]
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[[Image:stnank and grumberto.PNG|thumb|''You're making a terrible Stnank!'']]
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This is a stodgy creature with one of Strong Bad's arms. Its other arm is a soolnd. It says "What the!", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing".
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Two animals that were sketched for the email, but didn't make it.
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The words below the Pardack are "El Pardack". "El" is the masculine form of "the" in Spanish.
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[[Category:Character Variations]]
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The name "Stnank" was eventually used in the email [[do over]], though it was not used as any kind of made-up animal. Strong Bad made up the word to describe a mild mistake that would be worthy of re-doing.
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==Sterrance==
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[[Image:sterrance.png|thumb|"Aww... look at Sterrance... I want one!"]]
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:''Main article: [[Sterrance]]''
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[[Category:Animals]]

Current revision as of 22:12, 13 February 2023

Strong Bad imagines himself as various made-up creatures in the Strong Bad Email animal. Most are abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on Sterrance.

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[edit] Monstrosity

"I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?"

Monstrosity, as Homestar dubs it, is the first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. Its defining features include:

  • Claws
  • Horns
  • Tusks
  • Tentacles
  • Proboscis
  • Segmented Eyes

Although Strong Bad mentions these, it doesn't appear to have:

  • Power Doors
  • 15 Year Drivetrain Warranty

Monstrosity bubbles a green froth when it tries to speak due to its proboscis.

(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with antlers, which are often mistaken for horns. Also, the eyes are actually compound eyes, not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)

[edit] Deep Sea Fangly Fish

"Free puppies, gingersnaps, pocket PCs!"

The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in Powered by The Cheat style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with Baby Styles on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling bioluminescent light, its lure is a Homestar Runner head, which tries to attract prey with promises of free puppies, ginger snaps, and Pocket PCs. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of Anglerfish.

[edit] Da Huuuuuudge

"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"
Main Article: Da Huuuuuudge

[edit] The Red Steckled Elbermung

"No, no, no!"

This is a red gastropod-like animal with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. It seems to have hair growing on its back. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".

[edit] El Pardack

"Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?!"

This is a stodgy, potato-like creature with one arm resembling Senor Cardgage's. Its other arm is a soolnd with three toes. It says "what the?", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing". The style in which El Pardack is drawn somewhat resembles that of Biscuitdoughhandsman.

[edit] Stnank and Grumberto

You're making a terrible Stnank!

Two animals that were sketched for the email, but didn't make it.

The name "Stnank" was eventually used in the email do over, though it was not used as any kind of made-up animal. Strong Bad made up the word to describe a mild mistake that would be worthy of re-doing.

[edit] Sterrance

"Aww... look at Sterrance... I want one!"
Main article: Sterrance
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