Biscuitdoughhandsman

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"It was Biscuitdoughhandsman! I knew it!"

Biscuitdoughhandsman is a crafty criminal that Coach Z knows pretty well. He is the subject of a drawing Bubs made when he acted as sketch artist for The King of Town, who was trying to describe who had stolen his crown. The King of Town tries to describe Strong Bad with "a head like a big old, round old, red old, nasty old egg," and "hands looked like biscuit dough." Coach Z is henceforth determined to catch "Biscuit Dough Hands Man", not realizing that the King was describing Strong Bad. Oddly, Coach Z's reaction and his later statement "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" suggest that he and Bubs crossed paths with Biscuitdoughhandsman before (although it might be possible that Coach Z was talking nonsense again, which wouldn't be a huge surprise). His actions, while never clarified, must have been severe, as he is part of the FBI most wanted list, as of Baddest of the Bands.

Biscuitdoughhandsman has been announced as the next target of Strong Bad's hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism on the Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum, as mentioned in the email pizzaz.

He also appears on Main Page 22, saying fhqwhgads (in the Visor Robot's voice), inside four of the pop-ups which appear when you scroll over "Downloads".

There is also a newspaper called The Biscuitdoughhandsman Review that wrote a review for Strong Bad's rock opera "SBEMAIL!", claiming that it was "better than a goat".

In myths & legends, Strong Bad mentions a "Biscuitdoughhandsman conspiracy", and a semi-anonymous Coach Z claims to have seen his severed hand in the "lacker" room.

Biscuitdoughhandsman licensed his likeness to the producers of "exorbitantly absorbent" paper towels despite his obscurity, as seen in licensed.

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