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"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"
Blue Laser is the sworn enemy of the Cheat Commandos. They are a parody of COBRA, the principal evildoers of the G.I. Joe cartoons on which Cheat Commandos is based. This can be seen in the fact that Blue Laser:
- Has a Commander with a high squeaky voice and a partially obscured face
- Threatens to blow up the ocean (as Cobra threatened to do in one G. I. Joe episode)
- Succeeds only in blowing up its own minions
- Fires lasers of opposite color than the heroes (in this case, blue—the same color Cobra used in the G. I. Joe cartoon)
- Wears Cobra-inspired uniforms—blue bodysuits with their organization's logo positioned on the center of the chest
Remarks
- If you watch closely, you'll see that Blue Laser Commander's eyepatch moves from one eye to the other, depending on which direction he's facing, indicating that his cels are merely flipped over.
- Actual Blue Lasers are currently used for certain medical applications (e.g., corrective eye surgery), and will be used prominently in Sony's new high capacity Blu-Ray DVD technology.
Appearances
Cheat Commandos
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The Commandos | Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
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Blue Laser | Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
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Other Characters | Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
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Places | Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
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Combat Accessories | Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
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Episodes | Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS! An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
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Show Elements | Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
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Cast and Crew | A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
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Miscellaneous | Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics
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