pet show
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Strong Bad enters The Cheat in a pet show against Marzipan, Pom Pom and the King of Town
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Announcer, Pom Pom, The King of Town, Marzipan, Old-Timey Strong Bad (Easter Egg), The Sneak (Easter Egg)
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Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Monday, February 3, 2008
Running Time: 3:44
Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: Continue to roast your Strong Bad email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189. {brings up the email}
subject:pet showHaihai Strong Bad
Have you ever thought of entering The Cheat in a pet show?
Have fun,
Sarah, QLD
{reads QLD as "Quick Look Down"}
STRONG BAD: Look down?
{cut to Homestar kneeling at Strong Bad's feet}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahhhh...
STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad kicks Homestar away} Braugh! {cut back to the Lappy} Whoa! Thanks for warning, Sarah. Homestar is always trying to give the old relish foot. {typing} Have I ever entered The Cheat in a pet show? The Cheat? No. But I have entered Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat in plenty! That's his show name acourse. Oh yeah, The Cheat's got papers. He's won Best in Sheen four years in a row!
{cut to Strong Bad and Strong Mad rubbing The Cheat with glazed doughnuts}
STRONG BAD: Sit still! There's three dozen more where that came from. Last year was way too close to race. This year we need a secret weapon. Strong Mad, hand me the Bavarian Cream!
THE CHEAT: {sighs}
{cut to Strong Sad brushing The Cheat in the laundry room}
STRONG SAD: And I told him, if you want to show up thirty minutes late, {The Cheat responds} he can find someone else. Because my time is valuable. Mm-hmm. I'm takin' these night classes, gonna get an education... {The Cheat responds. Strong Sad holds up a mirror} Does the back look okay?
{cut to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch, with Strong Mad looking over the back.}
STRONG BAD: With a rusty fork and a guitar string. Good response! Me too, actually. All right, what if they ask you about the world situation?
THE CHEAT: Meh.
STRONG BAD: Meh! Classic! That'll really knock them dead. {cut to closeup of Strong Bad} Especially that stodgy old Madam Bodewell. That lady has it in for us. {back to the three on the couch} Just because you peed on her dress that one time.
STRONG MAD: I'M SORRY.
{cut to gold plated Cat Mess trophy with bags of Cat Mess along the side}
ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show, {fade into the gym where the contest is taking place, panning along the table} where the hotly contest Best In Sheen competition is just getting underway! {camera stops on Marzipan and Homestar}
HOMESTAR: Oh, man, Marzipan. We're going to clean house today. {two-shot} We're going to clean apartment! We're going to clean your room. We're going to clean tire shed! {Marzipan puts a leash on Homestar}
{cut Strong Bad and The Cheat}
STRONG BAD: All right, The Cheat. This is going to be a piece of cake for you. This is going to be a piece of pie! This is gonna be a piece of cobbler! This gonna be a piece of novelty dessert pizza! Now get out there and do your thing! {The Cheat dashes off}
{montage of The Cheat: The Cheat puts a drop of Puke Drops into Mme. Bodewell's water; distracts Pom Pom with a pinup girl and then he breaks Trivia Time; gnaws on The King Of Town's low fat grill's power cord; dances with a sign that says "Dance Competition?"}
{a wipe with the Pet Show logo reveals Pom Pom and a repaired Trivia Time}
ANNOUNCER: And now, for the judges scores! Pom Pom and Trivia Time: 3.5! Good GPA, terrible pet show score. {wipe with the Pet Show logo to The King Of Town} The King Of Town and a As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device: Not suppose to be here!
THE KING OF TOWN: I told you you'd never amount to anything! I'm not even your real father!
{wipe with the Pet Show logo to Homestar Runner on his knees with a leash}
ANNOUNCER: And Fluffle's Buffles Scruffle's Truffles Homestar Runner!
HOMESTAR: My friends call me Truffles.
ANNOUNCER: 8.5! {wipe with Pet Show logo to Strong Bad and The Cheat} And Saberlord's {unintelligible} The Cheat: Disqualified for flagrant use of relish foot!
{cut to Strong Bad's feet}
STRONG BAD: What?
ANNOUNCER: Scruffle's wins!
{cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, Homestar enters from the left with the leash still on and hold in the trophy}
HOMESTAR: Well, well, Strong Bad. Looks like you finally got a taste of your own medicine. Taste of your own potion. Taste of your own elixir! Taste of your own— {The Cheat throws an object at Homestar and he falls down}
{cut back to the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Don't worry, we're currently appealing the decision of the judges. We're also currently a-peeling {pull back to a wider shot with The Cheat peeling in a pile of potatoes} POTATOES! {Strong Bad jumps into the pile and a banner and confetti comes down}
{The New Paper comes down and the screen darkens}
{after a short pause}
STRONG BAD: Hey, The Cheat. Do you think we successfully glossed over the fact we lost the competition?
THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Man, is there anything that potatoes can't do?
Fun Facts
Explanations
External Links
- watch "pet show"
- watch "pet show" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "pet show"
- forum thread re: "pet show"