disconnected
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| Strong Bad Email #148 |
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Strong Bad's head disconnects from his body.
Cast (in order of appearance: Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Bubs, Coach Z
Places:
Computer: Lappy 486
Transcript
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STRONG BAD: {singing} This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email! {loads the email}
subject: sb!!!!Dear Strong Bad,
If your head got disconnected and your head was rolling
all over the place and you didn't even know were your
body is or your head, what would you do?
Jenny
{Strong Bad struggles to read everything between "were" and the final "head". He also sings Jenny's name, as follows:}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Jennyyy... {high-pitched} Jenny! {speaking normally, typing} Um, was your head connected to your body when you wrote this email? I think I get the gist of it. {clears the screen} While my head and body are normally the bosomest of buddies, I suppose I could double my productivity if they were separated. Like, I could raise that ruckus I've been planning in two days instead of four! The plausibilities are endless!
{Cut to The Field, where Strong Bad's disembodied head is speaking to Homestar Runner. A sign reads "THE CAREER ADVISOR IS REAL IN" with "REAL" being a separate removable word.}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} My head could be off giving folks career advice...
{The scene pans over and darkens, while an image of Strong Bad's headless body is throwing rocks from a bucket of "riot rocks" at The King of Town and The Poopsmith appears on the left. The Poopsmith is wearing whatsit-covered armor and holding a giant shield with the King's face on it, which is blocking the rocks. A bar separates the two different scenes.}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} ...whilest my body is rioting against the municipality!
{The body's scene darkens while the head's scene brightens.}
STRONG BAD'S HEAD: Maybe this running business just isn't for you. Have you ever considered the making and selling of tiny breads?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homestar Bunmaker, eh? Me likey, me likey! Thanks, Eggman!
