Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
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Cheerleader, So-And-So, and The Ugly One go on Spring Break (they forgot to call What's Her Face) and try to hang out with some college boys (or "Olda Boys," as Cheerleader says).
Page Title: Spring Type Break!
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Thomas, Olda Boys, The Man with the Huge Mouth, George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Henry Rollins
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Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad!! Cheerleader (two piece!)! So and So (one piece!)! What's Her Face (same clothes!)! The Ugly One (three piece?!!)!
WHAT'S HER FACE: I got a postcard!
WHAT'S HER FACE (reading): Dear the one with baggy pants: WE'RE ON SPRING BREAK! We tried to call you but we forgot. We are having WAY too much fun and we'll try to remember to bring you a shell or some sand.
WHAT'S HER FACE (turning the card over): This side has birds on it.
{Mailbox chomps the card}
CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, & THE UGLY ONE: WE'RE ON VACATION!
SO AND SO: It's like the fun never ends!
CHEERLEADER: Let's go put our stuff down by them olda boys.
OLDA BOY 1: I miss video games.
OLDA BOY 2: I miss my mom.
SO AND SO: I bet they play sports!
THE UGLY ONE: Ooh... I'm too NERVOUS!
{The Ugly One sticks her head in the sand, a Fat Bird flies in and perches on her}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: PERCH!
THE UGLY ONE:My lungs are filling up with sand. And cigarrette butts.
CHEERLEADER: Hiya boys! Is this spot taken?
CHEERLEADER: We're in college!
SO AND SO: We're in 8th grade!
{Cheerleader punts So and So}
SO AND SO: Ow! My hopes of reaching 1st base!
CHEERLEADER: Oh that's just my little sister who's at least 5 years younger than me. She's never kissed a boy.
OLDA BOY 1: You look the same age.
CHEERLEADER: I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!
THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: SAILING MISHAP!!
OLDA BOY 2: I'm gonna miss her.
OLDA BOY 1: I'm gonna miss video games.
THE UGLY ONE: I hope nobody cool or famous is staring at me.
GEORGE WASHINGTON: Look, look at that girl.
SO AND SO: She's my friend, but not my best. Now who wants to tandem parasail with me?
GEORGE WASHINGTON: Woot.
ABE LINCOLN: Woot.
HENRY ROLLINS: Woot.
STRONG BAD: IT'S ALMOST OVER!
{What's Her Face is hanging out with Thomas. Thomas is skateboarding}
WHAT'S HER FACE: Do an indy nosebone.
{So and So and the other guys parasail by.}
SO AND SO: Sooooo goooood!
WHAT'S HER FACE: I think my friend and some presidents just flew by.
THOMAS: LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS!!!!! ....'d
WHAT'S HER FACE: Sweet moves, Thomas!
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: NOW IT'S OVER!
Easter Eggs
At the end, you can click the "O" in "Now" for an intellectual conversation between the "olda boys." The "olda boys" sure can break it down:
- (Set to the Teen Girl Squad theme song)
- OLDA BOY #1: "I miss video games."
- OLDA BOY #2: "I miss my mom."
- OLDA BOY #1: "I miss video games."
- OLDA BOY #2: "I-I-I miss my mom."
- OLDA BOY #1: "I miss video games."
- OLDA BOY #2: "I miss my mom."
- OLDA BOY #1: "I miss video games."
- OLDA BOY #2: "I-I-I miss my mom."
Fun Facts
- The muscular guy who shows up with the Presidents is musician Henry Rollins (formerly of the punk band Black Flag). An awesome photo of Hank can be found here.
- Henry Rollins has tattoos of the Black Flag and Einsturzende Neubauten logos.
- "Cigarrette" is misspelled.
- The boat that hit cheerleader is named S.S. Inevitable.
- The mailbox has "W. Herface" on it.
- The stamp on the postcard has an outline of Abe Lincoln.
- It's possible Henry Rollins is with the Presidents because his real name is Henry Garfield, similar to President James A. Garfield.
- It is impossible to do a late three sixty shove it to boneless. A boneless is a variation of an ollie, and therefore would have to come first.
- This Teen Girl Squad issue subtley implements the "birds getting killed" tradition by the mailbox eating the postcard with birds on it.
- This is the only issue where What's Her Face doesn't get hurt. Unless you count her feelings...
External Links
| Teen Girl Squad | |
|---|---|
| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
