So and So

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Kristen Kristina So and So-erson
Polite and Boring!
In color!!!

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Biography

So and So is the "smart" member of the Teen Girl Squad. Of all the girls, only So and So's "real" name, Kristen, is revealed. It is only used in the first cartoon, and even then one of her friends mistakenly refers to her as "Kristina."

So and So is portrayed as the smartest of the Teen Girl Squad girls, but she lacks common sense, typifying the "booksmart" stereotype. Besides her academic aptitude, So and So also seems to be the Teen Girl most into shopping. Within the Squad, So and So acts with a degree of submissiveness, though her aggressive blandness keeps her happily adrift during the Squad's adventures. So and So generally defers to Cheerleader without question, although the death of Cheerleader in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 revealed her hidden desire to not only reform the Squad but to over-achieve to her heart's content.

She has no more or less luck with boys than the rest of the Squad. Although No I In Team Boy agreed to date her in TGS2, he was CHILDREN'D soon after. Her only other romantic interest was her imaginary boyfriend, Brett Bretterson, who was last "seen" down the Fighting Growlbacks Spirit Bottomless Pit.

As with the rest of her cohorts, So and So dies in various bizarre and unexpected ways from issue to issue. In the first issue, she was the first Teen Girl to die, and did so by being VOIPED by the Visor Robot. In TGS4, she fell down the Fighting Growlbacks Spirit Bottomless Pit. A group of trolls cause her to be TWELVE SIDED DIED in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, ending her burgeoning gothic keyboardist phase. In Teen Girl Squad Issue 9, Arrow'd Guy panned her play, expressing his displeasure by having her SPEAR'D. Most recently in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, she was squished by a giant golf ball and smashed in the face with a Koopa shell.

Remarks

  • Her possible e-mail address appeared on www.thoraxcorp.com on the sign up page, however it doesn't appear to be a real address.
  • So-and So's stepmom's surname is So and So-erson, which would make her full name Kristen So and So-erson.

Pre-K Version

In Pre-K, So and So was polite and boring.

Defining Traits

  • fashion sense
  • over-achieving bandit
  • school spirit
  • math-crazy
  • student council
  • wears a one-piece
  • wants a savings bond
  • hooked on classics
  • polite and boring
  • library
  • wears viscious violent violet

Hurt and/or Killed by

Filmography

Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast
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