super powers
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Strong Bad Email #25
Aaron C. asks if the blue diamond on Strong Bad's head is the source of all his super powers.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: Strong Bad Email is filmed in front of live studio audience.
Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your forehead the source of all your super powers? Or is it merely decorative? Aaron C.
STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, sorta, Aaron. But see, there's only one power. Though I guess it is pretty super. Check it out.
{He turns to his left an picks up a Cold One. He tightens up in concentration, and his blue diamond starts glowing, causing the bottle cap to pop off & jizz.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} So, there you go. It's not much, but as you can imagine it's a big hit with the ladies. So far I've only found it works with Cold Ones. But come to think of it...
{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z and Homestar are talking to each other.}
COACH Z: Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight pants.
{Strong Bad peeks out from behind a locker.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooooh, tight pants.
{Strong Bad uses the blue diamond on his forehead to make Homestar's cap pop off.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh!
{Homestar picks his cap up and looks back at Coach Z.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sorry about that. What were we talking about?
COACH Z: The tightest of pants.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right, right. Tight pants.
{Strong Bad uses his blue diamond to make Homestar's cap pop off again.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What the...?
{Strong Bad giggles as Homestar picks his cap up again.}
COACH Z: Are you okay there, Homestar?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't know. Is my head getting bigger?
{The Paper comes down. Strong Bad makes Homestar's cap pop off for the third time, causing Homestar to once again have to retrieve it.}
COACH Z: Once again, I put the blame squarely on tight pants.
Fun Facts
- "Strong Bad Email is filmed in front of live studio audience" is an obvious spoof of similar announcements made during 1970s sitcoms.
- "This is the first time Strongbad has admitted to having, and uses his superpower.
