current status
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Strong Bad Email #56
Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z (as Coach B), Bubs (as Zubs)
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Transcript
{Start of the e-mail, we're staring at the monitor. Strong Bad ain't there. Then we hear footsteps getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}
STRONG BAD: Oh! The e-mail!
{he sits at the computer}
STRONG BAD: Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an e-mail real quick-a-like.
{reading}
Hey man, I was just wondering what your current status with the ladies is? Jordan Reynolds New Hampshire
STRONG BAD: Uhh, let's see... {typing} Strong Bad with the ladies - Current Status: They all still want me. {stops typing} Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A...logarithm...for de ladies.
{we hear voices offscreen}
COACH Z: Hey Strong Bad!
BUBS: Hey Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: Oop, gotta go!
{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk on... except their heads have been swapped, and they are now Coach B and Zubs.}
COACH B: Well... he's not here.
ZUBS: Well, you betta find him quick! This crap ain't funny!
COACH B: I'd be hard-pressed to do anything quick in this train-wreck! What've ya, been eatin' concrete?
{Coach B walks off.}
ZUBS: Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! Ronald McDonald... rumble-mumble....
{Zubs walks off, The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- At the end, click on the disk on the table and it will say, "Current status of the Coach B/Zubs project: pretty hilarious."
