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StrongBadEmail #111
Brian asks what Strong Bad does on all the other days of the week.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Coach Z, The Cheat, Homestar Runner and Strong Sad (Easter Egg)
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {talking} I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt. Again with the
{reading email}
dear strong bad, what do you do on all the other days of the week? sincerely, brian holmes CA
{Strong Bad reads the name as "B. Ryan Holmes, certified arborist")
STRONG BAD: {typing and speaking like a robot}Good question, Brian. I am going to answer this email like a robot. Don't you think this is a great idea? {normal voice} Yeah, sorry, me neither. OK, other days o' the week. Let's see...
{A calendar appears with a heading "A Month" and weeks starting on Monday. On Monday is written "checka' e-mail.}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover}On Tuesdays, I check my snail mail.
{"checka snail mail" gets written in on Tuesday. Cut to Strong Bad at a mailbox that reads "sb_snailmail.exe"}
STRONG BAD: I got a snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
{he opens his letter and reads it}
Dear Mr. Bad, This constitutes your final warning. Please remit payment of three(3) dollars and sixty-two(62) cents or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" -style collections agency. Swarthily, Bubs' Concession Stand
STRONG BAD: {speaking sarcastically} Oh, no, final warning. Is there nothing I can do to dissuade you? Like maybe give you a ride in my BMW?!?
{Strong Bad pulls out the BMW lighter and burns the paper, laughing. He then looks around.}.
STRONG BAD: Um... where's my house?
{Cut back to the calendar}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Then to better help folks over the hump, on Wednesdays I give free motivational lectures.
{"give lecture" is written in on Wednesday. Cut to the chalkboard with Coach Z and Strong Mad listening to Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: You gots to look inside yourself! Positate the negative. When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade.
COACH Z: I'm a new man!
STRONG MAD: I'M THE HUMP!
{cut back to the calendar}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Due to a prior arrest, Thursdays are community service days, so me and the old Cheatasaurus head down to Strong Badia and give the place a firm scrubbin'.
{"community service" gets written in for Thursday. Cut to StrongBadia, where Strong Bad is vacuuming the dirt and The Cheat is washing the Tire}
STRONG BAD: You know what I always say, The Cheat. Stay smart, vacuum... dirt.
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Don't forget to wash where the sun don't shine.
{cut back to the calendar}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Then there's Business Casual Fridays, or as we say around the office, Bis Cas Fri. {"bis cas fri" appears on the Friday box} You know, because we have to abreeve everything.
{cut to the office}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That's the day we all wear the free polo shirts we got from various software companies.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, man. Did you play Online Gaming last night? No, yeah, no? I did. I got so many frags.
{cut back to the calendar}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} On Saturday I certainly don't wake up at 6 A.M., put on a Speedo, and go to swim practice. {"NOT swim practice" gets written in the Saturday box} No, no, definitely not Speedo. But I do attend: {a flyer for Battle Axe Lessons appears onscreen} BATTLE AXE SESSIONS AT THE REC CENTER, with my teacher Doulph Hauldhegen, The Instruc-TOR! And of course, Sunday is the OTHER day I check my email, for our Eastern European viewers accross the pond.
{"checka my eastern european emails" gets written in for Sunday. Cut to Strong Bad sitting at a gray computer with the word "BLOCK" in the bottom-left corner}
STRONG BAD: I got a Polish e-mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
{reading, translator speaks over}
Dear Strong Bad: Please to be untieing that shoelace on the back of your head? Janus Poland
STRONG BAD: {typing} Untie my shoelace, eh Janus? Your
mother is the speed limit.
Your aspirin,
Strong Bad
{cut back to Compy 386}
STRONG BAD: That's pretty much my week. Now time for a refreshing glass of piemonade, or as we say around the office, p-nade.
{Strong Bad gets up and leaves. The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "brian holmes CA" after Strong Bad says "Certified Arborist" to see B. Ryan Holmes' business card.
- The card reads: "B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist. Phone:555-XYLM Mobile:coming soon" It has pictures of green trees and says "I think it has to do with trees!" in cursive on the bottom.
- At the end, click on "my week" to see Strong Sad waking Strong Bad up for swim practice.
- Also at the end click on "piemonade," to see an advertisement for (Cool, Refreshing...)Piemonade(!!).
