stand-up
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Strong Bad Email #18
joe p. asks Strong Bad if he has ever done any stand-up comedy.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Little Strong Bad
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: Something has compelled me to check my emails.
dear strong bad, ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any stand up comidic stuff? crapfully crappy, joe p.
STRONG BAD: What? No. No. No. I mean, no. Never. No. What? No.
{He walks away from the computer in a huff. Strong Sad walks in}
STRONG SAD: Come with me.
{Strong Sad takes us to his room. He puts a video tape marked "S.B. Talent Show" in his VCR. The video shows a younger-looking Coach Z with a huge afro and moustache on-stage talking into a microphone.}
COACH Z: Once again, thank you to Little Marzipan and her wonderful clogging. Okay, so up next we got the comedy styling of Little Strong Bad.
{Coach Z steps away from the front stage and Little Strong Bad walks on stage to general applause and lowers the microphone.}
LITTLE STRONG BAD: Thank you Coach Z,{pause} for not patting my butt. {audience laughs} Good evening, ladies and germs. Um... How about this cafeteria food? Is it cardboard or is it pizza? {more audience laughs, though less pronounced} You know guys, it is bad. Um... what about that one... that joke... Coach Z's hair is funny looking. Don't you guys think? 'Cause it's big... he has really big hair...
{Little Strong Bad's pants fall down. The audience laughs.}
LITTLE STRONG BAD: Oh no!
{Little Strong Bad tries to run offstage out of embarassment, and falls down because of his pants. The screen goes blank. The Paper comes down.}
Fun Facts
- The VCRs time is 12:00 which is the subject of 12:00.
- The VCR is made by Totaltronics.
- The TV is the same as in an old Toons menu.
- If you'll notice, Little Strong Bad doesn't have the highlights in his eyes that the older Strong Bad does.
- Little Strong Bad wears underwear, which Strong Bad complains about in the Powered by The Cheat cartoon New Boots.
