Dangeresque Crime Scene Tamperer Promo
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A promotional video for [[Crime Scene Tamperer]]. | A promotional video for [[Crime Scene Tamperer]]. | ||
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| + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' | ||
| + | *{{Film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] | ||
| + | *{{Film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] | ||
| + | *{{Film|The Cheat}} as [[Dagger Skew]] | ||
| + | *{{Film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] | ||
| + | *{{Film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]] | ||
| + | *{{Film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]] | ||
| + | *{{Film|The Poopsmith}} as [[The Un-Dabbler]] | ||
| + | *{{Film|Pom Pom}} as [[Professor Experimento]] | ||
| + | *{{Film|Strong Sad}} as [[Pants Naysmen]] | ||
| + | *{{Film|Marzipan}} as [[Sultry Buttons]] | ||
| + | *{{Film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]] | ||
'''Date:''' Thursday, September 10, 2026 | '''Date:''' Thursday, September 10, 2026 | ||
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Manipulate the crime scene ''{cut to the cards on the table}'' by removing evidence from your pants ''{Killingyouguy removes a Curly Fries card from a pair, which is then labeled "YOUR PANTS"}'' and placing them in the pants ''{Killingyouguy places the Curly Fries card near another pair, which is then labeled "THEIR PANTS"}'' of another criminal! | '''ANNOUNCER:''' Manipulate the crime scene ''{cut to the cards on the table}'' by removing evidence from your pants ''{Killingyouguy removes a Curly Fries card from a pair, which is then labeled "YOUR PANTS"}'' and placing them in the pants ''{Killingyouguy places the Curly Fries card near another pair, which is then labeled "THEIR PANTS"}'' of another criminal! | ||
| - | ''{Cut to Dangeresque Too wearing [[Daisy Dukes]], with the Curly Fries card in his back pocket.}' | + | ''{Cut to Dangeresque Too wearing [[Daisy Dukes]], with the Curly Fries card in his back pocket.}'' |
'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Hey! You leave my pants alone! ''{lifts his sunglasses and looks at the camera}'' Hey, pantalones! | '''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Hey! You leave my pants alone! ''{lifts his sunglasses and looks at the camera}'' Hey, pantalones! | ||
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A promotional video for Crime Scene Tamperer.
Cast (in order of appearance):
- Strong Bad as Dangeresque
- Bubs as Baron Darin Diamonocle
- The Cheat as Dagger Skew
- Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too
- The King of Town as Perducci
- Strong Mad as Killingyouguy
- The Poopsmith as The Un-Dabbler
- Pom Pom as Professor Experimento
- Strong Sad as Pants Naysmen
- Marzipan as Sultry Buttons
- Coach Z as Renaldo
Date: Thursday, September 10, 2026
Running Time: 1:53
Page Title: Time 4 Tamperin
Transcript
{Fade into Dangeresque in a dark area, looking down at an outline of a body on the ground with a tray of curly fries on top of it. The scene is blocked off by police tape that says "CRIME SCENE - NO CROSSY". Red and blue sirens glow in the distance. An ominous drone plays. The camera slowly zooms in on Dangeresque.}
DANGERESQUE: Oh, this crime scene's been tampered with. Was it {turns towards camera} you?
{The camera suddenly zooms in further, accompanied by a music sting.}
DANGERESQUE: And up to three of your friends ages 14 and up?
{Cut to a desk covered in playing cards. An instrumental version of The Theme from Dangeresque II plays.}
ANNOUNCER: Dangeresque presents... {the game box is thrown onto the desk} Crime Scene Tamperer. {subtitled below} The party card game for guilty parties.
{Cut to a police line-up. As the announcer speaks, cut to Dagger Skew with the text "STABBY!", then Sultry Buttons with the text "SULTRY!", then Renaldo with the text "GONE ROGUE!", then Dangeresque Too with the text "DUPED!", then the Un-Dabbler with the text "POOPED!"}
ANNOUNCER: You play as some of the worst criminals in Brainblow City. Worst as in, like... you're all really bad at crime.
{Cut to Perducci and Renaldo in front of a vault labeled "MONEY DOOR".}
RENALDO: Hand me the explorsives!
PERDUCCI: {takes out curly fries} Here y'go.
{Renaldo puts his hands up as siren lights glow in the distance.}
ANNOUNCER: And now, Dangeresque himself has caught you red-handed!
{Cut to Dangeresque sliding into an alleyway. The music intensifies.}
DANGERESQUE: You're goin' down, slimeball!
ANNOUNCER: Lucky for you, he likes to monologue.
{Cut to Dangeresque pacing back and forth across the crime scene from the start, rubbing his chin. The camera slowly zooms out. Music from Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque plays.}
DANGERESQUE: What? I was voted "least likely to monologue" at the academy three years in a row! In fact, they call my office the "succinct precinct" on account of what little monologuing I do. And don't get me started on duologuing!
ANNOUNCER: You see what I'm talkin' about.
{Cut to Dangeresque Too, Killingyouguy, Perduccci, and Renaldo playing the game. The Dangeresque theme plays again.}
ANNOUNCER: So there's still time to tamper with the evidence and pin the crime on one of your fellow lawbreakers!
KILLINGYOUGUY: I CAN'T BE TRUSTED!
ANNOUNCER: Manipulate the crime scene {cut to the cards on the table} by removing evidence from your pants {Killingyouguy removes a Curly Fries card from a pair, which is then labeled "YOUR PANTS"} and placing them in the pants {Killingyouguy places the Curly Fries card near another pair, which is then labeled "THEIR PANTS"} of another criminal!
{Cut to Dangeresque Too wearing Daisy Dukes, with the Curly Fries card in his back pocket.}
DANGERESQUE TOO: Hey! You leave my pants alone! {lifts his sunglasses and looks at the camera} Hey, pantalones!
ANNOUNCER: At the end of your turn, it's time for a...
{Cut to Dangeresque. The music intensifies.}
DANGERESQUE: Guilt check! {the phrase is stamped onto the screen}
{Cut to a set of five cards, labeled "THE CRIME SCENE".}
ANNOUNCER: And if what's in the crime scene {the Curly Fries card is outlined in white} matches what's in the pants... {cut to the Curly Fries card in Dangeresque Too's pocket}
{Cut to Dangeresque in the alleyway, pointing his nunchuck gun at the camera.}
DANGERESQUE: It's curtains for you, trash... bag!
{Cut to Dangeresque Too in the police line-up. "GUILTY" is stamped over the screen with a buzzer noise.}
{Cut to a tablet displaying the web-app. A file folder labeled "https://cst.homestarrunner.com" pops up in the bottom-right corner.}
ANNOUNCER: Take the tampering even further with the companion web-app!
DANGERESQUE: {slides onscreen; in a speech bubble} You're goin' down, sleazetoes!
ANNOUNCER: It's like having Dangeresque himself {cut to the criminals playing the game, with the tablet on the table} in your living room!
{Dangeresque Too taps the screen. A Dangeresque apparition rises up behind him.}
DANGERESQUE: {on the tablet; in a speech bubble} The jig is up, crimebeef!
{Dangeresque Too and Killingyouguy smile. Cut to Strong Sad drawing a "Looks Like I'm Gonna Have to Juuump!" card from the table.}
ANNOUNCER: And just wait'll you see what happens when you draw a Dangeresque card!
{Cut to Dangeresque standing on a brick wall in a city.}
DANGERESQUE: Looks like I'm gonna have to disrupt normal gameplay!
{Dangeresque jumps, and the card box explodes onto the screen.}
ANNOUNCER: Crime Scene Tamperer!
{Cut back to Dangeresque.}
DANGERESQUE: It's not a whodunnit, {takes off his cool shades and eyes the viewer suspiciously} 'cause YOU dunnit.
{Cut to the card box. The text "OUT NOW!!" appears with a music sting. The Greater Than Games and Homestar Runner logos appear with another music sting.}
External Links
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