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(Roomisode X Intro. From a first-day YouTube playthrough.)
(Roomisode X: More Roomisode X responses up to the title card.)
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===Brolly===
===Brolly===
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Prolly somebody left their brolly. Prolly brolly. ''{takes it}''
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====Brolly → Ceiling Tile====
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:''{Dangersesque Too pokes the ceiling tile, exposing a hole in the ceiling.}''
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'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Prolly somebody left their brolly. Prolly brolly. ''{takes it}''
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===Emergency Brake===
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:''{Dangeresque Too pulls the lever. Sparks fly out of it.}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That slowed it down a little, but didn't stop it! I gotta find a way to slow us down even more!
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===Hatch===
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:''{Dangeresque jumps back down into the elevator.}''
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:{{short hr}}
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:''{After stopping the elevator}''
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:'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Is that him?
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:'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' He matches the description. Propeller cap, cool shades, star shirt.
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:'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Do we shoot him?
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:'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' I think so?
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Uh oh!
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:''{Dangeresque Too quickly ducks to close the elevator as bullets dent the door.}''
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:''{Title card appears}''
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:'''NARRATOR:''' Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate On File In Building Office!
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Guess I'm not getting out of here til I DON'T match their description. Star shirt, cool shades, propeller cap. I need a threesguise!
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===Handle===
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:''{If the hatch is open}''
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:''{Dangeresque Too closes the hatch.}''
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:{{short hr}}
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:''{If the hatch is closed}''
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:''Dangeresque Too opens the hatch.}''
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====Brolly → Handle====
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:''{The umbrella opens, slowing the elevator to a stop. There is a toolbox in a cubby in the back wall.}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{taking brolly}'' Phew! That was close. Now I can get back down to the lobby and scramconnoiter out of here.
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===Open Tile===
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Boing!
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:''{Dangeresque Too leaps up into the elevator shaft.}''
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===Poster===
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's the menu for room service.
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====Menu Item====
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The Romantic Dinner for Teux. Steak with green shreds. Bubbly Champlain and a rose for rose-mance.
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====More on Back====
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It says there's more on the back! But that innocent menu is trapped inside this infernal glass frame!
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===Toolbox===
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Some old toolbox. Or maybe a lunchbox? ''{opens it}'' Definitely toolbox. There was just this metal washer inside. ''{takes the washer}'' Which I guess could be somebody's lunch... ''{dramatic close-up}'' IF YOU'RE A ROBOT!!

Revision as of 02:47, 26 May 2024

Contents

Tacos

Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.

Appearances

See Also

[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

Words Ending in -o

[[Category:Word running gags]]

The King of Town's Health Problems

The King of Town is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.

  • Some Stupid Turkey — The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
  • Halloween Fairstival — His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
  • Halloween Potion Ma-Jig — He and the Poopsmith are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
  • Email more armies — The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
  • [[Strong Badia the Free] — The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
  • Email retirement — In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
  • Email record book — The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
  • Email unnatural — When King Bubsgonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
  • Email fan club — Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of whatsit. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
  • Which Ween Costumes? — When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
  • Fan 'Stumes 2020Marshie encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
  • Halloween Hide & Seek — His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
  • Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, LoserPerducci tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
  • The Show: Ween Edition — The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.

[[Category:Food running gags]]

Roomisode X

These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode X.


Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

Intro

{Dangeresque Too is standing on top of a building.}

NARRATOR: High above Brainblow City, Dangeresque Too finishes his nightly vigil...ance. Vigil-vigilance.

DANGERESQUE TOO: Looks like crime's gone to bed for the night. {his sunglasses sparkle with a "ding!"}

{Dangeresque Too walks into an elevator.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I'll go in the elevator.

{Dangeresque Too is standing in the elevator. A monitor buzzes with static.}

BAD GUY: Going down, Dangeresque Too?

DANGERESQUE TOO: I'd recognize that bad guy voice anywhere! It's a bad guy!

BAD GUY: Allow me to put you on the EXPRESS lift! HaHaHaHaHa!!

{The elevator plummets.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: {rhythmically} I better find a way, to stop this runaway, eleva... tor.

Elevator

Brolly

DANGERESQUE TOO: Prolly somebody left their brolly. Prolly brolly. {takes it}

Brolly → Ceiling Tile

{Dangersesque Too pokes the ceiling tile, exposing a hole in the ceiling.}

Emergency Brake

{Dangeresque Too pulls the lever. Sparks fly out of it.}
DANGERESQUE TOO: That slowed it down a little, but didn't stop it! I gotta find a way to slow us down even more!

Hatch

{Dangeresque jumps back down into the elevator.}

{After stopping the elevator}
LEFT BAD GUY: Is that him?
RIGHT BAD GUY: He matches the description. Propeller cap, cool shades, star shirt.
LEFT BAD GUY: Do we shoot him?
RIGHT BAD GUY: I think so?
DANGERESQUE TOO: Uh oh!
{Dangeresque Too quickly ducks to close the elevator as bullets dent the door.}
{Title card appears}
NARRATOR: Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate On File In Building Office!
DANGERESQUE TOO: Guess I'm not getting out of here til I DON'T match their description. Star shirt, cool shades, propeller cap. I need a threesguise!

Handle

{If the hatch is open}
{Dangeresque Too closes the hatch.}

{If the hatch is closed}
Dangeresque Too opens the hatch.}

Brolly → Handle

{The umbrella opens, slowing the elevator to a stop. There is a toolbox in a cubby in the back wall.}
DANGERESQUE TOO: {taking brolly} Phew! That was close. Now I can get back down to the lobby and scramconnoiter out of here.

Open Tile

DANGERESQUE TOO: Boing!
{Dangeresque Too leaps up into the elevator shaft.}

Poster

DANGERESQUE TOO: It's the menu for room service.

Menu Item

DANGERESQUE TOO: The Romantic Dinner for Teux. Steak with green shreds. Bubbly Champlain and a rose for rose-mance.

More on Back

DANGERESQUE TOO: It says there's more on the back! But that innocent menu is trapped inside this infernal glass frame!

Toolbox

DANGERESQUE TOO: Some old toolbox. Or maybe a lunchbox? {opens it} Definitely toolbox. There was just this metal washer inside. {takes the washer} Which I guess could be somebody's lunch... {dramatic close-up} IF YOU'RE A ROBOT!!
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