Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
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| - | ''' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''(cool parents!)''! So and So ''(student council)''! What's Her Face ''(shop lifting?)''! The Ugly One ''(prepaid lunch!)''! |
| - | + | CHEERLEADER:''' I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year. | |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, AND THE UGLY ONE''' SO GOOD! |
| - | + | CHEERLEADER:''' Y'all are so wack. | |
| - | ''' | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' Wiggidy-wack? |
| - | + | CHEERLEADER:''' Nope, just regular type. | |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO:''' Not me. I sat next to Brett Bretterson in math and he asked to study with me at lunch. |
''[Hearts appear above her head and one gets pierced with an arrow.]'' | ''[Hearts appear above her head and one gets pierced with an arrow.]'' | ||
| - | + | CHEERLEADER:''' You made Brett Bretterson up in first grade, he's not real. | |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO ''(to no one)'':''' Oh, Brett, there you are. Thank you, you've filled out nicely too. |
| - | ''' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Weirded out! |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO ''(walking into the "Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit")'':''' Okay, let's go. Ahhh! Go Growlbacks! |
| - | ''' | + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' When you fall in a bottomless pit you die of starvation. |
| - | + | CHEERLEADER:''' Okay gals, Quarterback is over there. I'm gonna go see if he has any plans for dating me. Is-a my unda-wears showing? | |
| - | ''' | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' Yes ma'am. |
| - | + | CHEERLEADER:''' Grood.... I mean good... and great. Great and good. | |
| - | ''' | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' Teehee. |
| - | ''' | + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' We're cool. |
''[A heavy weight and a sack of potatoes fall on What's Her Face and The Ugly One, respectively, as Narrator Strong Bad says:]'' | ''[A heavy weight and a sack of potatoes fall on What's Her Face and The Ugly One, respectively, as Narrator Strong Bad says:]'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' NO YOU'RE NOT. |
| - | + | CHEERLEADER:''' So Quarterman, how's about you and me? | |
| - | ''' | + | '''QUARTERBACK:''' How's about you get some brains? |
| - | ''' | + | '''THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH (in a cockpit on top of a giant brain):''' CEREBELLUM'D! |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO:''' Little help down here?... Maybe some Lunchables?... Or a juice box?... I love you too, Brett. |
| - | ''' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER! |
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
| - | * | + | *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs4.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 4"] |
| - | * | + | *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs4.swf view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 4"] |
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[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]] | [[Category:Teen Girl Squad]] | ||
Revision as of 02:38, 7 October 2004
Contents |
Screenshot
Summary
Cheerleader's totally bummed that school's happening again this year, So and So is falling head over heels for Brett Bretterson, and the other two are getting squished.
Page Title: TGS Tissue 4
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader (cool parents!)! So and So (student council)! What's Her Face (shop lifting?)! The Ugly One (prepaid lunch!)!
CHEERLEADER: I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year.
SO AND SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, AND THE UGLY ONE SO GOOD!
CHEERLEADER: Y'all are so wack.
THE UGLY ONE: Wiggidy-wack?
CHEERLEADER: Nope, just regular type.
SO AND SO: Not me. I sat next to Brett Bretterson in math and he asked to study with me at lunch.
[Hearts appear above her head and one gets pierced with an arrow.]
CHEERLEADER: You made Brett Bretterson up in first grade, he's not real.
SO AND SO (to no one): Oh, Brett, there you are. Thank you, you've filled out nicely too.
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Weirded out!
SO AND SO (walking into the "Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit"): Okay, let's go. Ahhh! Go Growlbacks!
WHAT'S HER FACE: When you fall in a bottomless pit you die of starvation.
CHEERLEADER: Okay gals, Quarterback is over there. I'm gonna go see if he has any plans for dating me. Is-a my unda-wears showing?
THE UGLY ONE: Yes ma'am.
CHEERLEADER: Grood.... I mean good... and great. Great and good.
THE UGLY ONE: Teehee.
WHAT'S HER FACE: We're cool.
[A heavy weight and a sack of potatoes fall on What's Her Face and The Ugly One, respectively, as Narrator Strong Bad says:]
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: NO YOU'RE NOT.
CHEERLEADER: So Quarterman, how's about you and me?
QUARTERBACK: How's about you get some brains?
THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH (in a cockpit on top of a giant brain): CEREBELLUM'D!
SO AND SO: Little help down here?... Maybe some Lunchables?... Or a juice box?... I love you too, Brett.
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!
Easter Eggs
- At the end, if you click on the "o" in "over," you get a bonus skit with What's Her Face and The Ugly One trapped under NO pounds and YOU'RE NOT potatoes.
- At the end, if you click on the !, you get to hear So and So talk to herself some more.
Fun Facts
- This is the only proper TGS issue (The Decemberween Teen Girl Squad special not included) where birds don't get killed somehow. (Though in Issue # 5, no living birds get killed, a postcard with a picture of birds on it gets CHOMP'D.) One of So and So's love hearts gets ARROW'D, however.
- The cerebellum is the bottom rear section of the brain. Its function is disputed, but the two main theories are that it either functions as a regulator of the timing of movements, or that it is the brain's learning/encoding machine.
External Links
| Teen Girl Squad | |
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| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
