Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad

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The girls attend a basketball game in order to flirt with athletes

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Arrow'd Guy, Basketball Player

Transcript (Scene 1)

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {college boys!!} So and So! {mathlete boys!!} What's Her Face! {any boys!!} The Ugly One! {shrimp po'boys!}

CHEERLEADER: Okay gals and gal-related girls! We fit to look...

SO AND SO and WHAT'S HER FACE: ...so-o good!

THE UGLY ONE: The-e same!

CHEERLEADER: ...at the Sub-JV basketball game tonigh. All the cute boypieces will be there, and maybe sloppy seconds for you!

{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below.)}

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