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'''Crack Stuntman''' is the voice actor for [[Gunhaver]] on the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is correctly pronounced (he's pronounced it "Gun-hay-ver" and "The Gun Shaver", and also referred to him as "the cowboy one"), and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show". Some boxes of [[Minor Foods|Cheat Commandos...O's]] therefore have a Crack Stuntman mask on the back, which [[Homestar Runner]] wore in [[specially marked]]. Crack has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of [[Pistols For Pandas]]. According to the email [[rated]], he also starred in the ''Fists of Knuckles'' series, a RRR-rated movie series directed by [[A. Chimendez]].
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'''Crack Stuntman''' is the voice actor for [[Gunhaver]] on the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is correctly pronounced (he's pronounced it "Gun-hay-ver" and "The Gun Shaver", and also referred to him as "the cowboy one"), and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show". Some boxes of [[Minor Foods|Cheat Commandos...O's]] therefore have a Crack Stuntman mask on the back, which [[Homestar Runner]] wore in [[specially marked]]. Crack has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of [[Pistols For Pandas]]. According to the email [[rated]], he also starred in the ''Fists of Knuckles'' series, a RRR-rated movie series directed by [[A. Chimendez]].
According to the email [[original]], for a time he manned [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] under the name "Crack Stuntbubs" after the departure of [[Original Bubs]]. [[Marzipan]], however, later suggested that the whole email was a product of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[History According to Strong Bad|imagination]].
According to the email [[original]], for a time he manned [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] under the name "Crack Stuntbubs" after the departure of [[Original Bubs]]. [[Marzipan]], however, later suggested that the whole email was a product of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[History According to Strong Bad|imagination]].
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In [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], after repeatedly disagreeing with A. Chimendez on how the episode should go, A. Chimendez inserts [[Agent Chimendez|his own character]] to remove Gunhaver from the episode, and it is later implied that Crack Stuntman will be replaced by Gunhaver's next appearance.
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In [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], after repeatedly disagreeing with A. Chimendez on how the episode should go, A. Chimendez inserts [[Agent Chimendez|his own character]] to remove Gunhaver from the episode, and it is later implied that Crack Stuntman may be replaced by Gunhaver's next appearance.
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He is a Caucasian man in his late twenties or thirties, with short cropped blond hair and a five o'clock shadow. His [[Cool Glasses|shades]] are very similar to Gunhaver's. He claims to be pretty tall. Crack Stuntman bears a strong resemblance to the briefing-screen character from the [[Nintendo|NES]] game [[Wikipedia:Bad Dudes|''Bad Dudes'']].  
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He is a Caucasian man in his late twenties or thirties, with short cropped blond hair and a five o'clock shadow. His [[Cool Glasses|shades]] are very similar to Gunhaver's. He claims to be pretty tall. Crack Stuntman bears a strong resemblance to the briefing-screen character from the [[Nintendo|NES]] game [[Wikipedia:Bad Dudes|''Bad Dudes'']].  
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Revision as of 15:03, 29 July 2008

"BLAAAAH'm Crack Stuntman."
Sketch'd!

Crack Stuntman is the voice actor for Gunhaver on the Cheat Commandos. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is correctly pronounced (he's pronounced it "Gun-hay-ver" and "The Gun Shaver", and also referred to him as "the cowboy one"), and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show". Some boxes of Cheat Commandos...O's therefore have a Crack Stuntman mask on the back, which Homestar Runner wore in specially marked. Crack has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of Pistols For Pandas. According to the email rated, he also starred in the Fists of Knuckles series, a RRR-rated movie series directed by A. Chimendez.

According to the email original, for a time he manned Bubs' Concession Stand under the name "Crack Stuntbubs" after the departure of Original Bubs. Marzipan, however, later suggested that the whole email was a product of Strong Bad's imagination.

In The Next Epi-Snowed, after repeatedly disagreeing with A. Chimendez on how the episode should go, A. Chimendez inserts his own character to remove Gunhaver from the episode, and it is later implied that Crack Stuntman may be replaced by Gunhaver's next appearance.

He is a Caucasian man in his late twenties or thirties, with short cropped blond hair and a five o'clock shadow. His shades are very similar to Gunhaver's. He claims to be pretty tall. Crack Stuntman bears a strong resemblance to the briefing-screen character from the NES game Bad Dudes.

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