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==Transcript==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Continue to roast your Strong Bad email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189. ''{brings up the email}''
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject:pet show</div>
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Haihai Strong Bad<br>
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Have you ever thought of entering The Cheat in a pet show?<br>
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Have fun,<br>
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Sarah, QLD<br>
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</blockquote>
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''{reads QLD as "Quick Look Down"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Look down?
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''{cut to Homestar kneeling at Strong Bad's feet}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahhhh...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad kicks Homestar away}'' Braugh! ''{cut back to the Lappy}'' Whoa! Thanks for warning, Sarah.  Homestar is always trying to give the old relish foot. ''{typing}'' Have I ever entered The Cheat in a pet show?  The Cheat? No.  But I have entered Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat in plenty! That's his show name acourse. Oh yeah, The Cheat's got papers.  He's won Best in Sheen four years in a row!
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''{cut to Strong Bad and Strong Mad rubbing The Cheat with glazed doughnuts}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Sit still! There's three dozen more where that came from.  Last year was way too close to race.  This year we need a secret weapon.  Strong Mad, hand me the Bavarian Cream!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sighs}''
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''{cut to Strong Sad brushing The Cheat in the laundry room}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' And I told him, if you want to show up thirty minutes late, ''{The Cheat responds}'' he can find someone else.  Because ''my time'' is valuable.  Mm-hmm. I'm takin' these night classes, gonna get an education... ''{The Cheat responds.  Strong Sad holds up a mirror}'' Does the back look okay?
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''{cut to Strong Bad's basement.  Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch, with Strong Mad looking over the back.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' With a rusty fork and a guitar string.  Good response!  Me too, actually.  All right, what if they ask you about the world situation?
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Meh! Classic!  That'll really knock them dead. ''{cut to closeup of Strong Bad}'' Especially that stodgy old Madam Bodewell.  That lady has it in for us. ''{back to the three on the couch}''  Just because you peed on her dress that one time.
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'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M SORRY.
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''{cut to gold plated Cat Mess trophy with bags of Cat Mess along the side}''
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Welcome back to the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show, ''{fade into the gym where the contest is taking place, panning along the table}'' where the hotly contest Best In Sheen competition is just getting underway! ''{camera stops on Marzipan and Homestar}''
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, man, Marzipan.  We're going to clean house today. ''{two-shot}'' We're going to clean apartment! We're going to clean your room. We're going to clean tire shed! ''{Marzipan puts a leash on Homestar}''
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''{cut Strong Bad and The Cheat}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, The Cheat. This is going to be a piece of cake for you.  This is going to be a piece of pie! This is gonna be a piece of cobbler!  This gonna be a piece of novelty dessert pizza!  Now get out there and do your thing! ''{The Cheat dashes off}''
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''{montage of The Cheat: The Cheat puts a drop of Puke Drops into Mme. Bodewell's water; distracts Pom Pom with a pinup girl and then he breaks Trivia Time; gnaws on The King Of Town's low fat grill's power cord; dances with a sign that says "Dance Competition?"}''
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''{a wipe with the Pet Show logo reveals Pom Pom and a repaired Trivia Time}''
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now, for the judges scores!  Pom Pom and Trivia Time: 3.5!  Good GPA, terrible pet show score. ''{wipe with the Pet Show logo to The King Of Town}'' The King Of Town and a As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device: Not suppose to be here!
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I told you you'd never amount to anything! I'm not even your real father!
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''{wipe with the Pet Show logo to Homestar Runner on his knees with a leash}''
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' And Fluffle's Buffles Scruffle's Truffles Homestar Runner!
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'''HOMESTAR:''' My friends call me Truffles.
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' 8.5! ''{wipe with Pet Show logo to Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' And Saberlord's ''{unintelligible}'' The Cheat: Disqualified for flagrant use of relish foot!
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''{cut to Strong Bad's feet}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Scruffle's wins!
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''{cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, Homestar enters from the left with the leash still on and hold in the trophy}''
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, well, Strong Bad. Looks like you finally got a taste of your own medicine.  Taste of your own potion. Taste of your own elixir! Taste of your own&mdash; ''{The Cheat throws an object at Homestar and he falls down}''
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''{cut back to the Lappy}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Don't worry, we're currently appealing the decision of the judges.  We're also currently a-peeling ''{pull back to a wider shot with The Cheat peeling in a pile of potatoes}'' POTATOES! ''{Strong Bad jumps into the pile and a banner and confetti comes down}''
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''{The [[New Paper]] comes down and the screen darkens}''
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''{after a short pause}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat.  Do you think we successfully glossed over the fact we lost the competition?
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, is there anything that potatoes can't do?
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==

Revision as of 17:23, 4 February 2008

Strong Bad Email #189
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Strong Bad enters The Cheat in a pet show against Marzipan, Pom Pom and the King of Town

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Announcer, Pom Pom, The King of Town, Marzipan, Old-Timey Strong Bad (Easter Egg), The Sneak (Easter Egg)

Places:

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Monday, February 3, 2008

Running Time: 3:44

Page Title: Lappy 486

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STRONG BAD: Continue to roast your Strong Bad email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189. {brings up the email}

{reads QLD as "Quick Look Down"}

STRONG BAD: Look down?

{cut to Homestar kneeling at Strong Bad's feet}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahhhh...

STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad kicks Homestar away} Braugh! {cut back to the Lappy} Whoa! Thanks for warning, Sarah. Homestar is always trying to give the old relish foot. {typing} Have I ever entered The Cheat in a pet show? The Cheat? No. But I have entered Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat in plenty! That's his show name acourse. Oh yeah, The Cheat's got papers. He's won Best in Sheen four years in a row!

{cut to Strong Bad and Strong Mad rubbing The Cheat with glazed doughnuts}

STRONG BAD: Sit still! There's three dozen more where that came from. Last year was way too close to race. This year we need a secret weapon. Strong Mad, hand me the Bavarian Cream!

THE CHEAT: {sighs}

{cut to Strong Sad brushing The Cheat in the laundry room}

STRONG SAD: And I told him, if you want to show up thirty minutes late, {The Cheat responds} he can find someone else. Because my time is valuable. Mm-hmm. I'm takin' these night classes, gonna get an education... {The Cheat responds. Strong Sad holds up a mirror} Does the back look okay?

{cut to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch, with Strong Mad looking over the back.}

STRONG BAD: With a rusty fork and a guitar string. Good response! Me too, actually. All right, what if they ask you about the world situation?

THE CHEAT: Meh.

STRONG BAD: Meh! Classic! That'll really knock them dead. {cut to closeup of Strong Bad} Especially that stodgy old Madam Bodewell. That lady has it in for us. {back to the three on the couch} Just because you peed on her dress that one time.

STRONG MAD: I'M SORRY.

{cut to gold plated Cat Mess trophy with bags of Cat Mess along the side}

ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show, {fade into the gym where the contest is taking place, panning along the table} where the hotly contest Best In Sheen competition is just getting underway! {camera stops on Marzipan and Homestar}

HOMESTAR: Oh, man, Marzipan. We're going to clean house today. {two-shot} We're going to clean apartment! We're going to clean your room. We're going to clean tire shed! {Marzipan puts a leash on Homestar}

{cut Strong Bad and The Cheat}

STRONG BAD: All right, The Cheat. This is going to be a piece of cake for you. This is going to be a piece of pie! This is gonna be a piece of cobbler! This gonna be a piece of novelty dessert pizza! Now get out there and do your thing! {The Cheat dashes off}

{montage of The Cheat: The Cheat puts a drop of Puke Drops into Mme. Bodewell's water; distracts Pom Pom with a pinup girl and then he breaks Trivia Time; gnaws on The King Of Town's low fat grill's power cord; dances with a sign that says "Dance Competition?"}

{a wipe with the Pet Show logo reveals Pom Pom and a repaired Trivia Time}

ANNOUNCER: And now, for the judges scores! Pom Pom and Trivia Time: 3.5! Good GPA, terrible pet show score. {wipe with the Pet Show logo to The King Of Town} The King Of Town and a As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device: Not suppose to be here!

THE KING OF TOWN: I told you you'd never amount to anything! I'm not even your real father!

{wipe with the Pet Show logo to Homestar Runner on his knees with a leash}

ANNOUNCER: And Fluffle's Buffles Scruffle's Truffles Homestar Runner!

HOMESTAR: My friends call me Truffles.

ANNOUNCER: 8.5! {wipe with Pet Show logo to Strong Bad and The Cheat} And Saberlord's {unintelligible} The Cheat: Disqualified for flagrant use of relish foot!

{cut to Strong Bad's feet}

STRONG BAD: What?

ANNOUNCER: Scruffle's wins!

{cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, Homestar enters from the left with the leash still on and hold in the trophy}

HOMESTAR: Well, well, Strong Bad. Looks like you finally got a taste of your own medicine. Taste of your own potion. Taste of your own elixir! Taste of your own— {The Cheat throws an object at Homestar and he falls down}

{cut back to the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Don't worry, we're currently appealing the decision of the judges. We're also currently a-peeling {pull back to a wider shot with The Cheat peeling in a pile of potatoes} POTATOES! {Strong Bad jumps into the pile and a banner and confetti comes down}

{The New Paper comes down and the screen darkens}

{after a short pause}

STRONG BAD: Hey, The Cheat. Do you think we successfully glossed over the fact we lost the competition?

THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Man, is there anything that potatoes can't do?

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • The Cheat having "papers" means that he has proof of being a purebred.

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