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| + | '''Strong Bad Email #47''' | ||
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| + | Strong Bad gets asked about what he would replace his hands with if they were cut off at the wrist. | ||
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| + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Coach Z]], [[Homestar Runner]] (easter egg) | ||
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| + | == Transcript == | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo doo doo doo... ''{like pizzicato strings}'' Email! doo doo doo doo doo... | ||
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| + | ''{reading}'' | ||
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| + | <pre>Hey Strong Bad, | ||
| + | If you had both your hands removed at | ||
| + | the wrists and could not have them | ||
| + | replaced with prosthetic hands, what | ||
| + | 2 things would you have them replaced | ||
| + | with? | ||
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| + | - Ryan | ||
| + | Toronto</pre> | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Lemme think for a second, Ryan. Ooh! Ooh! I got it! | ||
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| + | ''{Cuts to The Field, with Strong Bad standing in the middle of it}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' One hand would have a bucket on it. ''{a bucket appears on his right hand}'' That way, I would always... have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff ''{a turtle appears and he dumps some oatmeal from inside the bucket on it}'', for washing The Cheat ''{water appears in the bucket, and The Cheat comes out of it with suds covering his head}'', and like, dropping the occasional beat... | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad starts dropping a beat with the bucket, and Coach Z appears with a microphone in his hand.}'' | ||
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| + | '''COACH Z:''' These peoples tried to fade me! | ||
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| + | ''{The beat ends and Coach Z disappears.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' And also, I could sit on it when I get tired ''{he puts his bucket-hand on the ground and sits on it}''... sit right down on the bucket. And the other hand would definitely be a bullhorn. ''{a bullhorn appears on his left hand}'' That way, everyone could hear all the important stuff I gotta say. | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad's voice-over ends, and the Strong Bad in the field speaks through the bullhorn-hand.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' I am still awesome. ''{pause}'' Seriously. Hey, Coach! I wasn't trying to fade you. That wasn't me. I don't know who those peoples were. | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad gets off the bucket-hand and stands there in The Field for a second, and then it cuts back to Strong Bad at the computer.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Now I know you were all expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... ''{stops typing}'' but I-- Aww, man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns? Bullhorn?! Pfft! Like having a bucket for a hand's gonna get me any chicks... What was I thinking? | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad hangs his head in shame}'' | ||
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| + | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ||
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| + | == Easter Eggs == | ||
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| + | *At the end of this one you can click on the words, "guitars and lazor guns" to bring up [[Strong Bad]] with a guitar and a laser gun for hands. | ||
| + | *Click on his "hands" for other various things. | ||
| + | **Left Hand: | ||
| + | *** An electric guitar | ||
| + | *** A wooden plank | ||
| + | *** The hot sauce bottle from [[your friends]] | ||
| + | *** Homestar's head, which says "What do you say, there, Buckethand?" | ||
| + | *** A roll of toilet paper | ||
| + | *** An oversized boxing glove | ||
| + | *** The bullhorn | ||
| + | *** An ABA basketball | ||
| + | **Right hand: | ||
| + | *** A "lazor" gun | ||
| + | *** An oversized boxing glove | ||
| + | *** A lightning bolt | ||
| + | *** A cloud | ||
| + | *** A paper airplane | ||
| + | *** The bucket | ||
| + | *** A spinning sawblade from [[your friends]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Fun Facts == | ||
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| + | *This is the first time Coach Z's song [[These Peoples Try To Fade Me]] is mentioned. | ||
| + | *A toy was later made from this e-mail. | ||
| + | *"Lazor Guns" is obviously a reference to [[band names]]. | ||
| + | *When The Cheat is in the bucket while Strong Bad talks about washing him, The Cheat is way smaller than normal | ||
| + | |||
| + | == DVD Version == | ||
| + | *The hands Easter Egg is still there, but the hands are cycled through automatically. | ||
| + | *The DVD version adds a hidden creator's commentary. To access it, change your DVD player's audio language selection while watching this email. | ||
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| + | === Commentary Transcript === | ||
| + | ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]) | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' ''{poor imitation of Strong Bad}'' Email! Doot, doot, doot, doo, do. | ||
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| + | '''MATT:''' That was not me, that was Mike-- | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' I was taking-- | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''MATT:''' --doing a bad impression of my website. This is probably one of the longer emails. | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, this is pr-- | ||
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| + | '''MATT:''' We don't usually accept emails that long anymore. | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's true. If it's more than two sentences I, uh, usually just throw it out. There's some scale problems in this one, I remember when The Cheat appears in the bucket. | ||
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| + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, The Cheat is a little... Look at that little turtle! We should bring that turtle back. ''{laughs}'' | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' The Cheat's as big as Strong Bad's mouth. | ||
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| + | '''MATT:''' He could eat him in one bite. There is of course the first--the first appearance of These Peoples Try To Fade Me. There's some new, some new legs you made for Strong Bad, I see. | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, his feet look a little funny. | ||
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| + | '''MATT:''' I like 'em | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' I really wanna get one of those bullhorns. | ||
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| + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, we should, there's no, no excuse for us not having -- each having one of those | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' We could be doing our commentary thru megaphones. | ||
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| + | '''MATT:''' Yeah. Um, do you have anything else to say? | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' Well, I can't even remember what happens here. Ok, right. | ||
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| + | '''MATT:''' He should have done-- | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' He should have picked guitar and laser guns-- | ||
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| + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, ri-- | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' 'cuz they're cooler than buckets and megaphones. | ||
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| + | '''MATT:''' These commentaries are just us remembering how our emails go. | ||
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| + | '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping, remembering}'' Oh yeah, right... | ||
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| + | == External Links == | ||
| + | *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail47.html watch "new hands"] | ||
| + | *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail47.swf view the flash file for "new hands"] | ||
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| + | {{Strong Bad Email}} | ||
| + | [[Category:Strong Bad Email]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] | ||
| + | [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Coach Z Filmography]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]] | ||
Revision as of 17:52, 4 January 2005
Strong Bad Email #47
Strong Bad gets asked about what he would replace his hands with if they were cut off at the wrist.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Coach Z, Homestar Runner (easter egg)
Contents |
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Doo doo doo doo doo... {like pizzicato strings} Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
{reading}
Hey Strong Bad, If you had both your hands removed at the wrists and could not have them replaced with prosthetic hands, what 2 things would you have them replaced with? - Ryan Toronto
STRONG BAD: {typing} Lemme think for a second, Ryan. Ooh! Ooh! I got it!
{Cuts to The Field, with Strong Bad standing in the middle of it}
STRONG BAD: {voice-over} One hand would have a bucket on it. {a bucket appears on his right hand} That way, I would always... have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff {a turtle appears and he dumps some oatmeal from inside the bucket on it}, for washing The Cheat {water appears in the bucket, and The Cheat comes out of it with suds covering his head}, and like, dropping the occasional beat...
{Strong Bad starts dropping a beat with the bucket, and Coach Z appears with a microphone in his hand.}
COACH Z: These peoples tried to fade me!
{The beat ends and Coach Z disappears.}
STRONG BAD: {voice-over} And also, I could sit on it when I get tired {he puts his bucket-hand on the ground and sits on it}... sit right down on the bucket. And the other hand would definitely be a bullhorn. {a bullhorn appears on his left hand} That way, everyone could hear all the important stuff I gotta say.
{Strong Bad's voice-over ends, and the Strong Bad in the field speaks through the bullhorn-hand.}
STRONG BAD: I am still awesome. {pause} Seriously. Hey, Coach! I wasn't trying to fade you. That wasn't me. I don't know who those peoples were.
{Strong Bad gets off the bucket-hand and stands there in The Field for a second, and then it cuts back to Strong Bad at the computer.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Now I know you were all expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... {stops typing} but I-- Aww, man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns? Bullhorn?! Pfft! Like having a bucket for a hand's gonna get me any chicks... What was I thinking?
{Strong Bad hangs his head in shame}
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- At the end of this one you can click on the words, "guitars and lazor guns" to bring up Strong Bad with a guitar and a laser gun for hands.
- Click on his "hands" for other various things.
- Left Hand:
- An electric guitar
- A wooden plank
- The hot sauce bottle from your friends
- Homestar's head, which says "What do you say, there, Buckethand?"
- A roll of toilet paper
- An oversized boxing glove
- The bullhorn
- An ABA basketball
- Right hand:
- A "lazor" gun
- An oversized boxing glove
- A lightning bolt
- A cloud
- A paper airplane
- The bucket
- A spinning sawblade from your friends
- Left Hand:
Fun Facts
- This is the first time Coach Z's song These Peoples Try To Fade Me is mentioned.
- A toy was later made from this e-mail.
- "Lazor Guns" is obviously a reference to band names.
- When The Cheat is in the bucket while Strong Bad talks about washing him, The Cheat is way smaller than normal
DVD Version
- The hands Easter Egg is still there, but the hands are cycled through automatically.
- The DVD version adds a hidden creator's commentary. To access it, change your DVD player's audio language selection while watching this email.
Commentary Transcript
(Commentary by: Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman)
MIKE: {poor imitation of Strong Bad} Email! Doot, doot, doot, doo, do.
MATT: That was not me, that was Mike--
MIKE: I was taking--
MATT: --doing a bad impression of my website. This is probably one of the longer emails.
MIKE: Yeah, this is pr--
MATT: We don't usually accept emails that long anymore.
MIKE: Yeah, that's true. If it's more than two sentences I, uh, usually just throw it out. There's some scale problems in this one, I remember when The Cheat appears in the bucket.
MATT: Yeah, The Cheat is a little... Look at that little turtle! We should bring that turtle back. {laughs}
MIKE: The Cheat's as big as Strong Bad's mouth.
MATT: He could eat him in one bite. There is of course the first--the first appearance of These Peoples Try To Fade Me. There's some new, some new legs you made for Strong Bad, I see.
MIKE: Yeah, his feet look a little funny.
MATT: I like 'em
MIKE: I really wanna get one of those bullhorns.
MATT: Yeah, we should, there's no, no excuse for us not having -- each having one of those
MIKE: We could be doing our commentary thru megaphones.
MATT: Yeah. Um, do you have anything else to say?
MIKE: Well, I can't even remember what happens here. Ok, right.
MATT: He should have done--
MIKE: He should have picked guitar and laser guns--
MATT: Yeah, ri--
MIKE: 'cuz they're cooler than buckets and megaphones.
MATT: These commentaries are just us remembering how our emails go.
MIKE: {overlapping, remembering} Oh yeah, right...
