Blue Laser Commander
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He also had a plan to blow up the ocean, "Operation Ocean Blow", as well as a plan code-named "Operation Don't Crush Ourselves" which seems to be a standing order not to cause [[Wikipedia:friendly fire|friendly-fire]] incidents due to ineptitude. This plan also seems to fail a lot. | He also had a plan to blow up the ocean, "Operation Ocean Blow", as well as a plan code-named "Operation Don't Crush Ourselves" which seems to be a standing order not to cause [[Wikipedia:friendly fire|friendly-fire]] incidents due to ineptitude. This plan also seems to fail a lot. | ||
| - | + | He unleashed his most deadly scheme in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] when he faked a report of his secret desert base relocating to a secret desert, when in actuality, he had relocated to his [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard|Nana's backyard]]. His plan almost succeeded, but then [[Crackotage]] dropped the Cheat Commandos a box of Cheat Commandos...O's sugar cereal, saving them from exhaustion. | |
His most recent plan was to buy [[Grout Clean'r|cleaning products]] on Double Coupon Day at the [[Price Style|Price Style supermarket]], since he believed that the main reason he couldn't defeat the Cheat Commandos was mildew. | His most recent plan was to buy [[Grout Clean'r|cleaning products]] on Double Coupon Day at the [[Price Style|Price Style supermarket]], since he believed that the main reason he couldn't defeat the Cheat Commandos was mildew. | ||
Revision as of 17:13, 20 April 2006
The Blue Laser Commander is the evil mastermind behind Blue Laser, an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the Cheat Commandos. He has a high-pitched, screechy British accent. The only differences between his uniform and that of his minions are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch that switches sides whenever he turns around, due to the fact that Cheat Commandos is just a poorly animated 30-minute commercial disguised as a cartoon.
As the commanding force of an evil league of violence, the Commander naturally has several plans for world domination. In the original Cheat Commandos Commercial, he has his men build and guard a satellite dish, so that he could... do something. (unfortunately, the Cheat Commandos destroyed the satellite dish with a devastating rocket that left a sole survivor).
He also had a plan to blow up the ocean, "Operation Ocean Blow", as well as a plan code-named "Operation Don't Crush Ourselves" which seems to be a standing order not to cause friendly-fire incidents due to ineptitude. This plan also seems to fail a lot.
He unleashed his most deadly scheme in Cheat Commandos...O's when he faked a report of his secret desert base relocating to a secret desert, when in actuality, he had relocated to his Nana's backyard. His plan almost succeeded, but then Crackotage dropped the Cheat Commandos a box of Cheat Commandos...O's sugar cereal, saving them from exhaustion.
His most recent plan was to buy cleaning products on Double Coupon Day at the Price Style supermarket, since he believed that the main reason he couldn't defeat the Cheat Commandos was mildew.
He is well disposed to extreme exclaimations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well that's JUST GREAT!!", "I just hate you SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", and "Old ladies SUCK!"
In Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laser asks Firebert to smoke some candy (a chocolate bar) with him. His 'plan' fails when Silent Rip drops a smoke bomb and Firebert lays down some suppressive fire. Then, he almost gets hit by some surface-to-air antioxidant missiles which may have been fired by Reinforcements (who shows up right after the missiles).
Blue Laser Commander is a parody of Cobra Commander (the Cheat Commandos are a takeoff of G.I.Joe), especially the following traits:
- His partially obscured face covering some kind of blemish
- His uniform that is similar yet distinct from his henchmen
- His screechy voice
- His volatile, psychotic temperament
According to one sketchbook update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an Ungurait, but that idea was abandoned.
