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"Your Friend" asks Strong Bad to do his best impression of Strong Sad. Strong Bad goes to the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest. | "Your Friend" asks Strong Bad to do his best impression of Strong Sad. Strong Bad goes to the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest. | ||
| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Jhonka]] (Easter | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Jhonka]] (Easter egg), [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]] (offscreen), [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Homsar (character) | Homsar]], [[The Cheat]], [[The King of Town]] (offscreen) |
== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
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Your friend</pre> | Your friend</pre> | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ...there's no name. Um... | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ...and there's no name. Um... Thanks, Your friend... Jhonka. ''{He types "Jhonka" under "Your Friend", then starts typing his reply.}'' No way, Jhonka! What a coincidence! I was just on my way out the door to go to the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest where contestants are judged on appearance, impression and penmanship. I'm a shoo-in this year, man. Wait'll you see my costume! ''{Runs offscreen, but runs back a few seconds later to say:}'' Not beatin' around the bush this week. |
''{Strong Bad runs off again. Cut to The Field. Coach Z is standing under a sign that reads: "2003 Sectional Finals - STRONG SAD LOOKALIKE CONTEST".}'' | ''{Strong Bad runs off again. Cut to The Field. Coach Z is standing under a sign that reads: "2003 Sectional Finals - STRONG SAD LOOKALIKE CONTEST".}'' | ||
| - | '''COACH Z:''' Okay, I'd like to welcome everybody back! | + | '''COACH Z:''' Okay, I'd like to welcome everybody back! Hope you enjoyed your intermission there. Bubs, the hot cold cuts was great! |
| - | '''BUBS:''' ''{off screen}'' | + | '''BUBS:''' ''{off screen}'' Those were moist towelettes! |
| - | '''COACH Z:''' So without further ado ''{pronounced 'adieu'}'', I'd like to introduce the man of the hour, the deathly pallor: | + | '''COACH Z:''' So without further ado ''{pronounced 'adieu'}'', I'd like to introduce the man of the hour, the deathly pallor: Strong Sad!! |
| - | ''{Strong Sad | + | ''{Strong Sad joins Coach Z under the sign}'' |
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{from off screen}'' Booo! | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{from off screen}'' Booo! | ||
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Thank you! Thank you! I'm simultaneously honored and insulted to be involved in this contest for the fourth year in a row. | '''STRONG SAD:''' Thank you! Thank you! I'm simultaneously honored and insulted to be involved in this contest for the fourth year in a row. | ||
| - | '''COACH Z:''' That's enough there, Strong Sad! | + | '''COACH Z:''' That's enough there, Strong Sad! ''{He shoves Strong Sad out of the way.}'' Your work is done here. Let's get this pratty started!! |
''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad in a Strong Sad costume, which consists of a grey "Phys Ed" sweatshirt, a white beret, and a paper plate with Strong Sad's face drawn on it. There's a suspicious looking lump under the sweatshirt.}'' | ''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad in a Strong Sad costume, which consists of a grey "Phys Ed" sweatshirt, a white beret, and a paper plate with Strong Sad's face drawn on it. There's a suspicious looking lump under the sweatshirt.}'' | ||
| - | '''COACH Z:''' | + | '''COACH Z:''' Lookin' good there, Strong Bad. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' I know. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I know. | ||
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'''COACH Z:''' ...and picnic supplies. | '''COACH Z:''' ...and picnic supplies. | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' I know. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' I know. Shut up. |
'''COACH Z:''' Let's hear what you got. | '''COACH Z:''' Let's hear what you got. | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Alright. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Alright. Let me just push play on my "sweat shirt" here. |
| - | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{on a tape}'' Why do you want me to say "hello, my name is Strong Sad"? | + | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{on a tape}'' Why do you want me to say "hello, my name is Strong Sad"? ''{He fast-forwards the tape}'' get that tape-recorder out of my face ''{more fast-forwarding}'' stop flickin' my ear! |
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also on tape}'' More like: You stop | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also on tape}'' More like: You stop flickin' my ear! |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{He stops the tape.}'' Ha ha. Oops. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{He stops the tape.}'' Ha ha. Oops. | ||
| - | '''COACH Z:''' Ok, then. | + | '''COACH Z:''' Ok, then. Very unsuspicious. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' I know. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I know. | ||
| - | ''{Coach Z moves on to Homestar Runner. | + | ''{Coach Z moves on to Homestar Runner. Homestar is wearing hippo slippers and a grey shirt with a star on it, and he has a sock taped to his head instead of his signature hat.}'' |
| - | '''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Homestar. | + | '''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Homestar. Nice hippo slippers. |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks. | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks. They're elephants. |
| - | '''COACH Z:''' Sure they are! | + | '''COACH Z:''' Sure they are! Now let's hear your impression. |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um.. remind me again what type stuff that guy says. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um.. remind me again what type stuff that guy says. | ||
| - | '''COACH Z:''' You know. | + | '''COACH Z:''' You know. Depressing type stuff! |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right right! Here goes! | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right right! Here goes! Ahem. ''{in a depressing voice}'' Oh... Some animal died. ''{In his normal voice}'' That's something he's always saying, right? |
| - | '''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I think I heard him say that a few times. | + | '''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I think I heard him say that a few times. Next contestant! |
''{The next contestant appears to be Strong Sad.}'' | ''{The next contestant appears to be Strong Sad.}'' | ||
| - | '''COACH Z:''' Strong Sad, you're not eligible for this | + | '''COACH Z:''' Strong Sad, you're not eligible for this contest! I thought I told you's to go on home! |
| - | ''{A familiar looking hat pops up on the Strong Sad lookalike's head revealing that he is in fact, Homsar. | + | ''{A familiar looking hat pops up on the Strong Sad lookalike's head revealing that he is in fact, Homsar. His Strong Sad costume is flawless. Coach Z doesn't realize who it is.}'' |
| - | '''HOMSAR''': | + | '''HOMSAR''': ''{sadly}'' AaAaAaAa... I'm crying on the inside! |
''{The Cheat hops up in a paper bag, painted to look like Strong Sad's left leg.}'' | ''{The Cheat hops up in a paper bag, painted to look like Strong Sad's left leg.}'' | ||
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'''COACH Z:''' Ok, The Chort, lay it on me! | '''COACH Z:''' Ok, The Chort, lay it on me! | ||
| - | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{in a depressing voice}'' | + | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{in a depressing voice}'' Meh meh. Mennah mennah mennah meh. |
| - | '''COACH Z:''' Holy | + | '''COACH Z:''' Holy crap! It's as if Strong Sad was still alive and with us today! First Prize! |
'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh! | '''THE CHEAT:''' Meh! | ||
| - | ''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer. | + | ''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer. Strong Bad walks up muttering. He's still in costume.}'' |
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid friggin' Cheat-in-a-Bag. ''{typing}'' I can't believe The Cheat won sectionals for the 4th year in a row dressed up as Strong Sad's left leg. I knew I should have gone for the bigger butt. Oh well. At least I won the penmanship award. But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty. ''{stops typing.}'' So, until next time, all the ladies and dudes say: ''{singing}'' "Strong Bad is a cool guy! And we're not cool in the least!" |
''{Strong Bad leaves and [[The Paper]] descends.}'' | ''{Strong Bad leaves and [[The Paper]] descends.}'' | ||
== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
| - | *Click on "Jhonka" to see just what a [[Jhonka]] is. | + | *Click on "Jhonka" to see just what a [[Jhonka]] is. (Once again, we are shown that Strong Bad likes trolls.) |
*Click on "Bigger Butt" to see Strong Bad's alternative plans for his costume. | *Click on "Bigger Butt" to see Strong Bad's alternative plans for his costume. | ||
*Click on "Penmanship Award" to see Strong Bad's entry for the Strong Sad penmanship contest. | *Click on "Penmanship Award" to see Strong Bad's entry for the Strong Sad penmanship contest. | ||
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*The "not beating around the bush" comment refers to Strong Bad's normal way of not answering his emails. | *The "not beating around the bush" comment refers to Strong Bad's normal way of not answering his emails. | ||
*The form for the penmanship contest says 2004 Sectional Finals, however the sign for the contest said 2003. | *The form for the penmanship contest says 2004 Sectional Finals, however the sign for the contest said 2003. | ||
| - | *At the after party Coach Z is drinking a "not so cold one | + | *At the after party Coach Z is drinking a "not so cold one," from [[property_of_ones]]. |
*At the afterparty, "Poot-Slap" by 3-Dee is playing, which is also heard on the secret main page in the Homestar Talker game, as well as the [[Luau Main Page]]. | *At the afterparty, "Poot-Slap" by 3-Dee is playing, which is also heard on the secret main page in the Homestar Talker game, as well as the [[Luau Main Page]]. | ||
*When Strong Bad comes back to the computer after the contest, still wearing his costume, his hat is incorrectly mirrored in the screen's reflection. | *When Strong Bad comes back to the computer after the contest, still wearing his costume, his hat is incorrectly mirrored in the screen's reflection. | ||
*The [[Jhonka]] makes its second appearance in [[Peasant's Quest]]. | *The [[Jhonka]] makes its second appearance in [[Peasant's Quest]]. | ||
| - | *Homestar also says, "Oh... Some animal died | + | *Homestar also says, "Oh... Some animal died" in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. |
*The picture of [[Jhonka]] is reminiscent of the various non-humanoid creatures in Dungeons and Dragons. | *The picture of [[Jhonka]] is reminiscent of the various non-humanoid creatures in Dungeons and Dragons. | ||
== DVD Version == | == DVD Version == | ||
| - | *All of the Easter | + | *All of the Easter eggs in this email are viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote. |
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
Revision as of 18:11, 17 December 2004
Strong Bad Email #82
"Your Friend" asks Strong Bad to do his best impression of Strong Sad. Strong Bad goes to the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Jhonka (Easter egg), Coach Z, Bubs (offscreen), Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Homsar, The Cheat, The King of Town (offscreen)
Contents |
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
{reading email}
Dear Strong Bad, Could you please do your impression of Strong Sad? Thanks, Your friend
STRONG BAD: ...and there's no name. Um... Thanks, Your friend... Jhonka. {He types "Jhonka" under "Your Friend", then starts typing his reply.} No way, Jhonka! What a coincidence! I was just on my way out the door to go to the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest where contestants are judged on appearance, impression and penmanship. I'm a shoo-in this year, man. Wait'll you see my costume! {Runs offscreen, but runs back a few seconds later to say:} Not beatin' around the bush this week.
{Strong Bad runs off again. Cut to The Field. Coach Z is standing under a sign that reads: "2003 Sectional Finals - STRONG SAD LOOKALIKE CONTEST".}
COACH Z: Okay, I'd like to welcome everybody back! Hope you enjoyed your intermission there. Bubs, the hot cold cuts was great!
BUBS: {off screen} Those were moist towelettes!
COACH Z: So without further ado {pronounced 'adieu'}, I'd like to introduce the man of the hour, the deathly pallor: Strong Sad!!
{Strong Sad joins Coach Z under the sign}
THE KING OF TOWN: {from off screen} Booo!
STRONG SAD: Thank you! Thank you! I'm simultaneously honored and insulted to be involved in this contest for the fourth year in a row.
COACH Z: That's enough there, Strong Sad! {He shoves Strong Sad out of the way.} Your work is done here. Let's get this pratty started!!
{Cut to a view of Strong Bad in a Strong Sad costume, which consists of a grey "Phys Ed" sweatshirt, a white beret, and a paper plate with Strong Sad's face drawn on it. There's a suspicious looking lump under the sweatshirt.}
COACH Z: Lookin' good there, Strong Bad.
STRONG BAD: I know.
COACH Z: Nice use of light and shadow.
STRONG BAD: I know.
COACH Z: ...and picnic supplies.
STRONG BAD: I know. Shut up.
COACH Z: Let's hear what you got.
STRONG BAD: Alright. Let me just push play on my "sweat shirt" here.
STRONG SAD: {on a tape} Why do you want me to say "hello, my name is Strong Sad"? {He fast-forwards the tape} get that tape-recorder out of my face {more fast-forwarding} stop flickin' my ear!
STRONG BAD: {also on tape} More like: You stop flickin' my ear!
STRONG BAD: {He stops the tape.} Ha ha. Oops.
COACH Z: Ok, then. Very unsuspicious.
STRONG BAD: I know.
{Coach Z moves on to Homestar Runner. Homestar is wearing hippo slippers and a grey shirt with a star on it, and he has a sock taped to his head instead of his signature hat.}
COACH Z: Hey there, Homestar. Nice hippo slippers.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks. They're elephants.
COACH Z: Sure they are! Now let's hear your impression.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um.. remind me again what type stuff that guy says.
COACH Z: You know. Depressing type stuff!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right right! Here goes! Ahem. {in a depressing voice} Oh... Some animal died. {In his normal voice} That's something he's always saying, right?
COACH Z: Yeah, I think I heard him say that a few times. Next contestant!
{The next contestant appears to be Strong Sad.}
COACH Z: Strong Sad, you're not eligible for this contest! I thought I told you's to go on home!
{A familiar looking hat pops up on the Strong Sad lookalike's head revealing that he is in fact, Homsar. His Strong Sad costume is flawless. Coach Z doesn't realize who it is.}
HOMSAR: {sadly} AaAaAaAa... I'm crying on the inside!
{The Cheat hops up in a paper bag, painted to look like Strong Sad's left leg.}
COACH Z: Ok, The Chort, lay it on me!
THE CHEAT: {in a depressing voice} Meh meh. Mennah mennah mennah meh.
COACH Z: Holy crap! It's as if Strong Sad was still alive and with us today! First Prize!
THE CHEAT: Meh!
{Cut to Strong Bad's computer. Strong Bad walks up muttering. He's still in costume.}
STRONG BAD: Stupid friggin' Cheat-in-a-Bag. {typing} I can't believe The Cheat won sectionals for the 4th year in a row dressed up as Strong Sad's left leg. I knew I should have gone for the bigger butt. Oh well. At least I won the penmanship award. But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty. {stops typing.} So, until next time, all the ladies and dudes say: {singing} "Strong Bad is a cool guy! And we're not cool in the least!"
{Strong Bad leaves and The Paper descends.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "Jhonka" to see just what a Jhonka is. (Once again, we are shown that Strong Bad likes trolls.)
- Click on "Bigger Butt" to see Strong Bad's alternative plans for his costume.
- Click on "Penmanship Award" to see Strong Bad's entry for the Strong Sad penmanship contest.
- Click on "afterparty" to see what happened at the afterparty.
Fun Facts
- The "not beating around the bush" comment refers to Strong Bad's normal way of not answering his emails.
- The form for the penmanship contest says 2004 Sectional Finals, however the sign for the contest said 2003.
- At the after party Coach Z is drinking a "not so cold one," from property_of_ones.
- At the afterparty, "Poot-Slap" by 3-Dee is playing, which is also heard on the secret main page in the Homestar Talker game, as well as the Luau Main Page.
- When Strong Bad comes back to the computer after the contest, still wearing his costume, his hat is incorrectly mirrored in the screen's reflection.
- The Jhonka makes its second appearance in Peasant's Quest.
- Homestar also says, "Oh... Some animal died" in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2.
- The picture of Jhonka is reminiscent of the various non-humanoid creatures in Dungeons and Dragons.
DVD Version
- All of the Easter eggs in this email are viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.
