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[edit] Where is IRF?

IRF is busy...really, really, busy. With the three kids, working, and umpiring, I unfortunately have no time to wiki. I have been a H*R fan forever and a member of this fine wiki for several years. I hope that this is not the end to a chapter in my life. With the job that I have now, I have risen to the level to where I actually have important stuff to do. In my hay-day of wiking I would wiki instead of working...and when I went home, I'd wiki, but that really isn't an option anymore. I still make a few edits here and there, but as far I see it now, my days of coming close to resembling a power user are over. Still talk to me though, I log in about once a month.

[edit] My Mantle

Proudly displayed in a place of prominence.

Most Improved Awarded for my answer in Trey56's NES challenge	Pizza Trophy Award Awarded for my work on Mike's 2007 birthday card	Some Award Awarded for my math skilz

[edit] Beginings

Haldo! I'm Invisible Robot Fish (IRF for short).

I've been around this great, big internet of ours a few times, so I know what I'm talking about. I made my first edit to this wiki on October 5, 2004. Amazingly, this edit survived to the present day. How is that for starting out on right foot, huh? Anywho, I was welcomed two months later by the proprietor himself, Joey Day. To date, I have made a total of 2700+ edits. 1040+ of them have been mainspace edits.

[edit] About My Username

Yes! All will tremble at the crack of our eggs and the hush of our 2-ply toilet papers.

I am a sucker for obscure references, and I thought my username should be no different. This name refers to the SB email#16 Band Names. This was the same historic email that introduced us to the band Limozeen! What fun. Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it). I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical inaccuracies.

[edit] My Contributions

Created the articles What are you supposed to be?, The Chalkboard, Spooky Tree, Site Components (by the suggestions of It's dot com and Stux), Boots, and Happy Hallow-day Costumes
Added level pics and formatted the table for the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu
Created Cast of Characters With No Visible Arms for Lack of Visible Arms
reformatted Hanging Objects and added 14 images
Created the image for A History and added a few sections
Re-organized Fourth Wall Breaks into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
Created a hexadecimal color chart for easy reference (later improved by Tom).
Re-organized Nicknames into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
Helped cleanup Secret Pages, Barnstars, and Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender
Went through all emails to make sure each page had the same format of Cast, Places, Computer, Date, Running Time, and Page Title
Re-organized the Project page so that one can actually tell what needs to be done I think it's funny that I made a project out of the project page.
Added navigation button to all toon in the categories of Big Toons, Shorts, PBTC, Puppet Stuff, TGS, Character Videos, and Main Pages.
Total number of IP ranges reported for the great NSMC bot trolling of aught five: 60
Number of trolls reported: 2
Came out of retirement to do the transcript for Decomposing_Pumpkins
I celebrated my ten year HRwiki anniversary in October 2014!

[edit] About Me

My real name is Chris Cali (כריס) and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan. I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the old formats of the website, and things like A Jumping Jack Contest. I was born in 1981 and have a beautiful wife Christie. I have 5 children; Anthony - born in 2005, Jocelyn - born in 2007, Elijah - born in 2009, Arabella - born in 2011, and Micah - born in 2014. I live in Chesterfield Virginia.

I love obscure references (hence my username) and love of Homestar Runner.

Favorite Quotes Found in the Wiki:

What about option 4: the "Homestar talking into a banana" is actually a service robot programmed by Louis and Gilbert from Revenge of the Nerds to provide a visual representation of the messages left on the answering machine. The answering machine is, of course, connected to the "Homestar" robot by invisible nanowires or Marzipan's wireless network. from Trey56 ...link to quote
This item was declined like there's no tomorrow... from It's dot com ...link to quote
(from a user talking about The Cheat) Having a fake I.D. in the first place implies that The Cheat is, unlike several other characters, under 21 years of age, or at least too young to engage in some age-restricted activity in Free Country, U.S.A.
[Reply] or he could also be an illigal alien or a secret agent. in short: rv from E.L. Cool ...link to quote
...it's Homestar: "But He's In Space! from KieferSkunk ...link to quote

[edit] Some of my tastes

I love Christian Rock Music including Casting Crowns, Charlie Hall, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder, Chris Rice, Steven Curtis Chapman, Ginny Owens, Third Day, Reliant K, MercyMe, Todd Agnew, Building 429, KJ-52, Israel Houghton... to name a few I like Rock of various types and Oldies including Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers, Kansas, Bruce Springstein, James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, Credence Clearwater Revival, Steeley Dan, and Fleetwood Mac... to name a few

I like Country including Brad Paisely, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Montgomery Gentry, Eagles, Toby Keith, Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Rascal Flatts, Garth Brooks, and Charlie Daniels ... to name a few

I have more eclectic music tastes including Da Vinci's Notebook, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Eddie From Ohio, Dar Williams, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, Straight No Chaser, and The Real Group

My favorite comedians are Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval, and Dana Carvey.

I like watching The Muppets (although been a little downhill since Jim Henson's passing but I'm loyal)

I love aviation. I have been out of the game awhile, but would love to get back into the game. I used to fly a Cessna Skylane 182 RG. I want to eventually get my instrument rating and mulit-engine so that I can fly the Piper Seneca V.

I have been a baseball umpire since 1994 now. I am currently:

Varsity umpire with ODUA
D3 college for Old Dominion Athletic Conference (ODAC)
JUCO, D3, and D1 college for Mid-Atlantic College Umpires (MAC)
D2 and D1 college for the Collegiate Baseball Umpires Association (CBUAO)
Conferences I work for:
- MEAC
- A-10
- NE-10
- ECC
- NEC
- CAA
- Great Southwest
- MACC
- CACC
- American East
- USA South
- Big South

My short-term goals:

Getting on the A-10 staff
Getting on the Big South Staff

Longer-term goals:

Getting my first Regional
Getting State High School play-offs (semi-finals and above)

working the plate for VCU vs. VMI

That's me in a nutshell.

[edit] Haiku Corner

Inspired by Stux

Haiku Corner
Character Name	My Haiku	Character Name	My Haiku
Homestar	clueless no armed man prancing like an idiot I like Marshmallows	Strong Bad	Two-bit wrestle man locks Strong Sad in the bathtub loves to kick The Cheat
The Cheat	curious creature this yellow dog fine looking young man he is always saying meh!	Strong Mad	TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE! essence of hands in water loves The Cheat a lot
Strong Sad	depressio man elephant legs, round body teased by big brothers	Pom Pom	bubble bouncing man he is the mack around here from the isle of Poms
Marzipan	hear carol playing oh that awful noise, it hurts a hippie broomsitck	Coach Z	sketchy high school coach buys "great for baby" items has athletes footies
Bubs	lovable scam man hi there every peoples can float six inches	The King of Town	No one wants to write anything about the King of Town not writing one for him
The Poopsmith	very crappy job employed by a big loser quick, cover your nose	Homsar	The Human Wedgie Captain of the Gravy Train thrill of a lifetime
Lil' Brudder	dragging on the floor I can make it on my own handicapped guy	Limozeen	Limozeen hair band Got the heart of a lion the wings of a bat

Feel free to post yours here.

Nonsense incarnate

Random quotes are his forte

Blue midget Homestar

DorianGray

One-legged puppy

The Heart of a Champion

He's such a trouper

Salty

Making animations

What is he supposed to be?

Always Exploding

Powered by The Kate 22:56, 13 January 2006 (UTC)

HRcoder was so nice to write thise one about me

A haiku about you:

Invisible fish

Is possibly robotic

Is it a mecha?

Homestar Coder 19:28, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Animal lover

Off to chinchilla protest

Loves to eat tofu!

Powered by The Kate 23:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Well, his head a splode

Master of Strong Badia!

Prank calls Marzipan

Powered by The Kate 23:28, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Fighting and training

Asking for a challenge

Loves power crunches

Homestar Coder 23:36, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

20X6

He wishes he was the guy

Now he's on the moon.

· · T ²|_Things

Telegram for Sir

Strong Bad from Lord Elsington

Hallstingdingdingworth!

- Qermaq - (^T/C)

Veggie Tales Rules!

Sing Silly Songs with Larry

They're missing their arms

Powered by The Kate 22:32, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Modestly Hot Homsar

Forever Your Girl

She Is "Only Sorta Hot"

Helps You Through Hard Times

By

Homsar7^{(Hom · Sar)}

Meep-Beep-Beep-Meep-Beep

Said The Cheat-Bot in a calm voice

Calculate he does

--Dacheatbot · Communicate 22:33, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

What is a Haiku?

I think that they are stupid

Yet, I still write one

Zerlock 1124

Leads Cheat Commandos

Voiced by a lazy actor

Gunhaver has gun

WhatThePfargtl 04:22, 18 June 2011 (UTC) 00:00, 1 January 2000 (UTC)

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[edit] Where is IRF?

[edit] My Mantle

[edit] Beginings

[edit] About My Username

[edit] My Contributions

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-== Know your wiki ==
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-<small>example:</small> ''This morning I only went to the wiki three times.''
-Wiki (adj) Ever expanding at a rate approaching infinity<br>
-<small>example:</small> ''The scope of this project is so wiki, I don't think we'll ever finish.''
-To wiki (inf) The act of wikiing.<br>
+== Where is IRF? ==
-<small>example:</small> ''I'm to busy to wiki this week.''
+IRF is busy...really, really, busy.  With the three kids, working, and umpiring, I unfortunately have no time to wiki.  I have been a H*R fan forever and a member of this fine wiki for several years.  I hope that this is not the end to a chapter in my life.  With the job that I have now, I have risen to the level to where I actually have important stuff to do.  In my hay-day of wiking I would wiki instead of working...and when I went home, I'd wiki, but that really isn't an option anymore.  I still make a few edits here and there, but as far I see it now, my days of coming close to resembling a power user are over.  Still talk to me though, I log in about once a month.
+<br />
+<br />
-Wiki (verb) ''see also wikiing'' The act of browsing or updating a wiki.<br>
+== My Mantle ==
-<small>example:</small> '' Why don't we wiki the night away.''
-Wikily (adv) 1) Wiki-like or containing properties of a wiki. 2) Quick, vast, expansive. 3) Paying extreme close attention to the most minute detail.<br>
+{| cellpadding="12" align="center" border="1"
-<small>example:</small> ''1) He proof-read his Enlgish paper very wikily.  2) I update my answering machine  message wikily.''
+|+ Proudly displayed in a place of prominence.<br/>&nbsp;
+|-
+| <center>[[Image:Googlypumpkin.png|90px]]</center> ||<center> [[Image:pizza trophy award.PNG|90px]] </center> ||<center> [[Image:SomeAward.PNG|90px]] </center>
+|-
+| <center>'''Most Improved'''<br/>Awarded for my answer<br/>in [[User:Trey56#NES_Endings_Trivia_Challenge|Trey56's NES challenge]] </center>|| <center>'''Pizza Trophy Award'''<br/>Awarded for my work on<br/>[[User_talk:Invisible_Robot_Fish/Talk_Archive_Mike_Chapman%27s_Card|Mike's 2007 birthday card]] </center> || <center>'''Some Award'''<br/>Awarded for my<br/>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Bluebry&oldid=393895#Math math skilz] </center>
+|}
-Wiki-rific (exclamation) To be filled with joy the is often not understood by the general public.<br>
+== Beginings ==
-<small>example:</small> ''Wow, the way she caught that goof hidden in the flash file was wiki-rific!''
+[[Peasant%27s Quest|Haldo]]! I'm Invisible Robot Fish (IRF for short).
+I've been around this great, big internet of ours a few times, so I know what I'm talking about. I made my first edit to this wiki on {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=time_capsule&diff=prev&oldid=7396 October 5, 2004}}.  Amazingly, this edit survived to the present day.  How is that for starting out on right foot, huh?  Anywho, I was {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Invisible_Robot_Fish&oldid=101066 welcomed}} two months later by the [[Special:Listusers/proprietor|proprietor]] himself, [[User:JoeyDay|Joey Day]]. To date, I have made a total of [[Special:Contributions/Invisible Robot Fish|2700+ edits]]. {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=2000&target=Invisible_Robot_Fish&namespace=0 1040+}} of them have been mainspace edits.
-==Count down to '''''P-'''''Mail==
+==About My Username==
+<div style="border:5px solid #CCC; font-family:Georgia; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #CFC">
-Twas fortold in [[montage]], [[The Paper]] will be replaced with an inkjet in <!-- email #173 --><big>16</big> emails!
+[[Image:Therobotaction.PNG|left|120px|IRF]]
-<!-- Bubs Theme -->
-=='''''About My Username'''''==
-<div style="border:3px solid #9dffaf; font-family:Georgia; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #beffaf">
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 I am a sucker for obscure references, and I thought my username should be no different.  This name refers to the [[band_names|<span style="color:#003300;">SB email#16 Band Names</span>]].  This was the same historic email that introduced us to the band [[Limozeen|<span style="color:#003300;">Limozeen</span>]]!  What fun.
-Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it).  I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical inacurracies.
+Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it).  I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical inaccuracies.
-{{clear}}
 </div>
-=='''''My (recent) Contributions'''''==
+==My Contributions==
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-[[Image:Consession_65.gif|left]]
+[[Image:CGNU Crest.png|left|120px|...probably]]
-''I haven't been keeping track for that long, so most itmes from the last year or so.''
+*Created the articles [[What are you supposed to be%3F|What are you supposed to be?]], [[The Chalkboard]], [[Spooky Tree]], [[Site Components]] (<small>''by the suggestions of [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] and [[User:Stux|Stux]]''</small>), [[Boots]], and [[Happy Hallow-day Costumes]]
-*Created the articles [[What_are_you_supposed_to_be%3F|<span style="color:#0000CC;">What are you supposed to be?</span>]], [[The_Chalkboard|<span style="color:#0000CC;">The Chalkboard</span>]], [[Spooky_Tree|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Spooky Tree</span>]], and [[Site_Components|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Site Components</span>]](<small> ''by the suggestions of [[User:It's dot com|<span style="color:#0000CC;">It's dot com</span>]] and [[User:Stux|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Stux</span>]]''</small>)
+*Added level pics and formatted the table for the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]]
-*Added level pics and formatted the table for the [[Scrolling_Shooter_Games_Menu|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Scrolling Shooter Games Menu</span>]]
+*Created [[Lack of Visible Arms#Cast of Characters With No Visible Arms|Cast of Characters With No Visible Arms]] for [[Lack of Visible Arms]]
-*Created [[Lack_of_Visible_Arms#Cast_of_Characters_With_No_Visible_Arms|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Cast of Characters With No Visible Arms</span>]] for [[Lack_of_Visible_Arms|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Lack of Visible Arms</span>]]
+*reformatted [[Hanging Objects]] and added 14 images
-*reformatted [[Hanging_Objects|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Hanging Objects</span>]] and added 12 images
+*Created the image for [[HRWiki:A History|A History]] and added a few sections
-*Created Image for [[HRWiki:A_History|<span style="color:#0000CC;">A History</span>]] and added a few sections
+*Re-organized [[Fourth Wall Breaks]] into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
-*Re-organized [[Fourth_Wall_Breaks|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Fourth Wall Breaks</span>]] into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
+*Created a [[Help:Color codes|hexadecimal color chart]] for easy reference (<small>''later improved by [[User:Tom|Tom]]''</small>).
-*Created a [[Help:Color_codes|<span style="color:#0000CC;">hexadecimal color chart</span>]] for easy reference.
+*Re-organized [[Nicknames]] into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
-*Re-organized [[Nicknames|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Nicknames</span>]] into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
+*Helped cleanup [[Secret Pages]], [[HRWiki:Barnstars|Barnstars]], and [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender]]
-*Helped cleanup [[Secret_Pages|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Secret Pages</span>]], [[HRWiki:Barnstars|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Barnstars</span>]], and [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Strong Bad Email By Name</span>]]
 *Went through all emails to make sure each page had the same format of Cast, Places, Computer, Date, Running Time, and Page Title
-*Re-organized the [[HRWiki:Projects|<span style="color:#0000CC;">Project</span>]] page so that one can actually tell what needs to be done ''I think it's funny that I made a project out of the project page.
+*Re-organized the [[HRWiki:Projects|Project]] page so that one can actually tell what needs to be done ''I think it's funny that I made a project out of the project page.''
 *Added navigation button to all toon in the categories of Big Toons, Shorts, PBTC, Puppet Stuff, TGS, Character Videos, and Main Pages.
-*Total number of [[HRWiki:ProxyBlocks|<span style="color:#0000CC;">IP ranges reported</span>]] for the great NSMC bot trolling of aught five: 60
+*Total number of [[HRWiki:ProxyBlocks|IP ranges reported]] for the great NSMC bot trolling of aught five: 60
-*Total edits since October 2004:  1130+ (updated monthly)
 *Number of trolls reported: 2
-*Images added
+*Came out of retirement to do the transcript for [[Decomposing_Pumpkins]]
-<center><gallery>
+*I celebrated my [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=time_capsule&diff=prev&oldid=7396 ten year] HRwiki anniversary in October 2014!
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-Projects to be completed:<br>
-*
-{{clear}}
 </div>
-=='''''About Me'''''==
+==About Me==
-<!-- Marizpan -->
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-[[Image:Marzipan_50.gif|right]]
+{{clear}}
-My real name is Chris Cali and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan.  I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the [[Old_Flash_Stuff|<span style="color:#FFFFFF;">old formats of the website</span>]], and things like [[A_Jumping_Jack_Contest|<span style="color:#FFFFFF;">A Jumping Jack Contest</span>]].  I am 25 years old and a business owner.  I have a beautiful wife and an adorable 15 month-old son and we now have our second child on the way.  I live in Virginia.  I have learned to save my edits to notepad before I save because its very likely that 3 or me people will save and revert edits in the time that it takes me type something up.  Slow down Clanky, slow down!
+My real name is Chris Cali (<big>כריס</big>) and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan.  I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the [[Old Flash Stuff|old formats of the website]], and things like [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].  I was born in 1981 and have a beautiful [http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-05/AA83EB46-A994-4312-8872-4E482A6518DC.jpg wife] [[User:IRF's wife|Christie]]. I have 5 children; Anthony - born in 2005, Jocelyn - born in 2007, Elijah - born in 2009, Arabella - born in 2011, and Micah - born in 2014.  I live in Chesterfield Virginia.
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 '''<Big>Favorite Quotes Found in the Wiki:</Big>'''<br>
-*What about option 4: the "Homestar talking into a banana" is actually a service robot programmed by Louis and Gilbert from [http://imdb.com/title/tt0088000/ <span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Revenge of the Nerds</span>] to provide a visual representation of the messages left on the answering machine. The answering machine is, of course, connected to the "Homestar" robot by invisible nanowires or Marzipan's wireless network.   ''<span style="color:#FFFFFF;">from</span> [[User:Trey56|<span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Trey56</span>]] [[HRWiki:STUFF/Archive/Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_13.2|<span style="color:#FFFFFF;">...link to quote</span>]]''
+*What about option 4: the "Homestar talking into a banana" is actually a service robot programmed by Louis and Gilbert from [http://imdb.com/title/tt0088000/ Revenge of the Nerds] to provide a visual representation of the messages left on the answering machine. The answering machine is, of course, connected to the "Homestar" robot by invisible nanowires or Marzipan's wireless network.'' from [[User:Trey56|Trey56]] [[HRWiki:STUFF/Archive/Marzipan%27s Answering Machine Version 13.2#Banana Manana.3F|...link to quote]]''
-*This item was declined like there's no tomorrow...''<span style="color:#FFFFFF;">from</span> [[User:It's dot com|<span style="color:#FFFFFF;">It's dot com</span>]] [[Template:STUFF/lady_fan|<span style="color:#FFFFFF;">...link to quote</span>]]''
+*This item was declined like there's no tomorrow...'' from [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] [[Talk:lady fan#PikaCheat.2C I choose you.21|...link to quote]]''
+*''(from a user talking about The Cheat) Having a fake I.D. in the first place implies that The Cheat is, unlike several other characters, under 21 years of age, or at least too young to engage in some age-restricted activity in Free Country, U.S.A.''  <br>[Reply]  or he could also be an illigal alien or a secret agent. in short: rv''  from [[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]] {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Cheat&diff=prev&oldid=382813 ...link to quote}} ''
+*...it's Homestar: "But He's In Space!  ''from [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] [[HRWiki talk:Logo redesign 2006#Summary to this point|...link to quote]] ''
 </p>
-{{clear}}
 </div>
-=='''''Some of my tastes'''''==
+==Some of my tastes==
-<div style="border:3px solid #ffdf2c; font-family:Georgia; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #ffdf67">
+<div style="border:5px solid #CCC; font-family:Georgia; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #9CF">
-[[Image:Pompom 65.gif|left]]
 <p>
-words &rarr;<big>I</big>   <big>L</big>ove   <big>V</big>eggieTales!
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/nyyankees.jpg
+{{clear}}
 </p>
 <p>
-I love Christian Rock Music including Charlie Hall, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder, Matt Redmen, Chris Rice, Mark Schultz, Steven Curtis Chapman, Ginny Owens, Rich Mullins, Micheal W Smith, Third Day, Big Daddy Weave, Reliant K, MercyMe, Todd Agnew, and Building 429... to name a few
+I love Christian Rock Music including Casting Crowns, Charlie Hall, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder, Chris Rice, Steven Curtis Chapman, Ginny Owens,  Third Day, Reliant K, MercyMe, Todd Agnew, Building 429, KJ-52, Israel Houghton... to name a few
-I like Rock of various types and Oldies including Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers, Kansas, Bruce Springstein, James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, and Credence Clearwater Revival
+I like Rock of various types and Oldies including Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers, Kansas, Bruce Springstein, James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, Credence Clearwater Revival, Steeley Dan, and Fleetwood Mac... to name a few
 </p>
 <p>
-I like Country including Brad Paisely, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Eagles, Toby Keith, and Reba McEntire.
+I like Country including Brad Paisely, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Montgomery Gentry, Eagles, Toby Keith, Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Rascal Flatts, Garth Brooks, and Charlie Daniels ... to name a few
 </p>
 <p>
-I have more eclectic music tastes including Da Vinci's Notebook,Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Eddie From Ohio, Dar Williams, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, and Rock-a-Pella
+I have more eclectic music tastes including Da Vinci's Notebook, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Eddie From Ohio, Dar Williams, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, Straight No Chaser, and The Real Group
 </p>
 <p>
-My favorite comedians are Mark Lowry, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Dana Carvey.
+My favorite comedians are Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval, and Dana Carvey.
+</p>
 <p>
 I like watching The Muppets (although been a little downhill since Jim Henson's passing but I'm loyal)
 </p>
 <p>
-I am a pilot and love aviation. I fly a [http://skylane.cessna.com/ <span style="color:#990033;">Cessna Skylane 182 RG</span>].  I want to eventually get my instrument rating and mulit-engine so that I can fly the [http://www.newpiper.com/aircraft/seneca_v/default.asp <span style="color:#990033;">Piper Seneca V</span>].  I eventually want to get a [http://www.raytheonaircraft.com/beechcraft/premieria/premieria.shtml <span style="color:#990033;">Beechcraft Premier Ia</span>].
+I love aviation. I have been out of the game awhile, but would love to get back into the game.  I used to fly a Cessna Skylane 182 RG.  I want to eventually get my instrument rating and mulit-engine so that I can fly the Piper Seneca V.
 </p>
 <p>
-I have been a baseball umpire for 11 years now. I am currently a Varisty umpire with [http://www.odua.org <span style="color:#990033;">ODUA</span>] (I created and designed this webiste including all of the graphics and buttons).  I am starting to break into the ranks of college umpiring.  I aspire to become a D1 college umpire.  My uniform # is 56.
+I have been a baseball umpire since 1994 now. I am currently:
-<br>
+* Varsity umpire with [http://www.odua.org <span style="color:#990033;">ODUA</span>]
-http://www.odua.org/images/gallery/Picture092.jpg http://www.odua.org/images/gallery/UofR067.jpg<br>
+* D3 college for Old Dominion Athletic Conference ''(ODAC)''
-Left: Me in action at a JV game<br>
+* JUCO, D3, and D1 college for Mid-Atlantic College Umpires ''(MAC)''
-Right: My first time umpiring at the University of Richmond.  Hello D-1 umpirng!<br>
+* D2 and D1 college for the Collegiate Baseball Umpires Association ''(CBUAO)''
+* Conferences I work for:
+**''MEAC''
+**''A-10''
+**''NE-10''
+**''ECC''
+**''NEC''
+**''CAA''
+**''Great Southwest''
+**''MACC''
+**''CACC''
+**''American East''
+**''USA South''
+**''Big South''
+My short-term goals:
+* Getting on the A-10 staff
+* Getting on the Big South Staff
+Longer-term goals:
+* Getting my first Regional
+* Getting State High School play-offs (semi-finals and above)
+<br /><br /><br />
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/052_2.jpg
+<br/>
+''working the plate for VCU vs. VMI
 <br>
 </p>
 That's me in a nutshell.
-{{clear}}
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 ==Haiku Corner==
 Inspired by [[User:Stux|Stux]]
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 prancing like an idiot<br>
 I like Marshmallows
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-Two-bit wrestle mane<br>
+Two-bit wrestle man<br>
 locks Strong Sad in the bathtub<br>
 loves to kick The Cheat
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 fine looking young man he is<br>
 always saying meh!
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 essence of hands in water<br>
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 elephant legs, round body<br>
 teased by big brothers
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 he is the mack around here<br>
 from the isle of Poms
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 oh that awful noise, it hurts<br>
 a hippie broomsitck
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 hi there every peoples<br>
 can float six inches
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 anything about the King of Town<br>
 not writing one for him<br>
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 employed by a big loser<br>
 quick, cover your nose
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 Captain of the Gravy Train<br>
 thrill of a lifetime
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 I can make it on my own<br>
 handicapped guy
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-''Feel free to post yours here.''
+''Feel free to post yours here.'' <br />
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
 :Nonsense incarnate
 :Random quotes are his forte
 :Blue midget Homestar
 :[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
-<br><br>
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
 :One-legged puppy
 :The Heart of a Champion
 :He's such a trouper
 :[[User:Salty|Salty]]
-<br><br>
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
 :Making animations
 :What is he supposed to be?
 :Always Exploding
 :[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 22:56, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
-<br><br>
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
 :''HRcoder was so nice to write thise one about me''<br>
 :A haiku about you:<br>
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 :Is it a mecha?<br>
 :{{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 19:28, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
-<br><br>
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
 :Animal lover
 :Off to chinchilla protest
 :Loves to eat tofu!
-[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 23:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
+[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 23:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC) <br />
-<br><br>
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
 :Well, his head a splode
 :Master of Strong Badia!
 :Prank calls Marzipan
-[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 23:28, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
+[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 23:28, 25 January 2006 (UTC) <br />
-<br><br>
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
 :Fighting and training
 :Asking for a challenge
 :Loves power crunches
 :{{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 23:36, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
 :20X6
 :He wishes he was the guy
 :Now he's on the moon.
 :{{User:Lopp3/sig}}
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
 :Telegram for Sir
 :Strong Bad from Lord Elsington
 :Hallstingdingdingworth!
 :{{User:Qermaq/sig}}
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
-<br><br>
 :Veggie Tales Rules!
 :Sing Silly Songs with Larry
 :They're missing their arms
-[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 22:32, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
+[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 22:32, 9 February 2006 (UTC) <br />
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif <br/>
 Modestly Hot Homsar
 :Forever Your Girl
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 :Helps You Through Hard Times
 :By {{User:Homsar7/sig}}
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
 :Meep-Beep-Beep-Meep-Beep
 :Said The Cheat-Bot in a calm voice
 :Calculate he does
 {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 22:33, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
+:What is a Haiku?
+:I think that they are stupid
+:Yet, I still write one
+:{{User:Zerlock1124/sig}}
+http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif
+:Leads Cheat Commandos
+:Voiced by a lazy actor
+:Gunhaver has gun
+{{User:WhatThePfargtl/sig}} 04:22, 18 June 2011 (UTC) 00:00, 1 January 2000 (UTC)
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