Everything Else, Volume 1

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Everything Else, Volume 1 is a DVD collection of all the short toons before Homestar vs. Other Little Girl, the first 10 Teen Girl Squad issues, and Answering Machine versions 1 through 12.2. It was released on November 14, 2005.

[edit] FBI Warning

Cast: Strong Bad

[edit] Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Strong Bad trudges in and clears his throat.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Bad... B.I. warning. There are no Strong Bad Emails on this DVD. So you might as well turn it off right now.

{The picture disappears as if turned off with a fadeout sound effect.}

[edit] Intro

{Scenes from each of the appropriate cartoons are shown at an increasingly rapid pace, and they shrink as they appear.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homestarrunner.net... It's dot com!

MARSHIE: 'Sup fools!

BUBS: Check it out check it out check it out...

BARBERSHOP TRIO: It's The Sneak!

STRONG BAD: Arrow'd!

MARZIPAN'S ANSWERING MACHINE: Hi—

{The rest are very brief. As they shrink into nothingness, the camera quickly zooms out of the left eye of Homestar, who appears in a picture hanging on the wall.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa! I got a buncha cartoons stuck in my eye! {winks his left eye}

{The scene shifts to the main menu. If nothing is selected for a short period of time, the scene shifts back over to Homestar's picture.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh, check me out! I'm quite a masterpiece! {angrily} Now get back over there and choose a choice!

{The scene shifts back.}

[edit] Main Menu Transcript

The Main Menu

[edit] Shorts

{seemingly from Fluffy Puff Commercial, but not exact dialogue}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Before I drink a tall glass of Melonade, I like to eat about a hundred and forty-seven Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!

[edit] Videos

{from Everybody to the Limit}

STRONG BAD: I said, come on Fhqwhgads, I said, come on Fhqwhgads...

[edit] Puppet Stuff

{The puppet versions of Homestar, Strong Bad, and The Cheat are all standing around. This isn't from any particular toon.}

STRONG BAD: Phew! It was hard holding that pose for so long!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, no! Here it comes again!

[edit] Marzipan's Answering Machine

{Marzipan is actually seen, unlike in the Answering Machine toons. Taken from Where's The Cheat?}

MARZIPAN: Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me a message.

[edit] Teen Girl Squad

{All four girls are seen. Though generic, this isn't from any particular toon.}

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, how ya looking?

SO AND SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD!

[edit] Bonus

{from Exaggerations}

THE CHEAT: Meepmeep meep! Meep, meep, meepmeep meep!

STRONG BAD: OOOOOOOOH! A-The Cheeeeeat.

[edit] Section Menus

Each of the individual sections' menus are close-ups of the respective portraits seen in the main menu and lists each of the contents therein. The Teen Girl Squad section has different names, while Marzipan's Answering Machine does not have names.

[edit] Disc Content

[edit] Shorts

• 20X6 vs. 1936 (Mike and Matt commentary)
• Arcade Game
• The Cheatar
• First Time Here?
• Fluffy Puff Commercial (Matt and Mike commentary; Mike and Homestar Runner commentary)
• The Interview (Mike and Homestar Runner commentary)
• Kick the Can (Mike, The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Sickly Sam, Old-Timey Bubs, and Matt commentary)
• Lookin at a Thing in a Bag (Matt, Ryan Sterritt, and Mike commentary)
• Meet Marshie
• Mr. Shmallow
• New Boots (Matt, Ryan Sterritt, and Mike commentary)
• Peasant's Quest Preview (Matt and Mike commentary)
• Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer (Matt and Mike commentary)
• Senor Mortgage (Matt and Mike commentary)
• Sick Day (Matt and Mike commentary)
• Strong Bad Sings (Matt and Mike commentary)
• The System is Down (Mike and Matt commentary)
• Trogdor Con '97 (Matt and Mike commentary)

[edit] Videos

• Everybody to the Limit (Fhqwhgads) (Strong Bad and Mike commentary)
• The Li'l Brudder Show
• The Cheat Theme Song (Mike and Matt commentary)
• Homestar Runner Theme Song (Matt and Mike commentary)
• Ballad of The Sneak (Matt, Mike, DaVinci's Notebook commentary; Matt, Mike, DaVinci's Notebook commentary)
• Experimental Film (Strong Sad, The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Homestar Runner commentary; Strong Sad, The Cheat, Strong Bad and Homestar Runner commentary)
• Strong Bad is a Bad Guy

[edit] Puppet Stuff

• Biz Cas Fri 1
• Biz Cas Fri 2 (Mike and Matt commentary)
• Biz Cas Fri 3
• Everybody Knows It (Mike and Ryan commentary)
• Homestar and the Nice Present
• Homestar vs. Little Girl 1
• Homestar vs. Little Girl 2
• Labor Dabor (Matt and Mike commentary)
• Puppet Time (Matt and Mike commentary)
• Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!

[edit] Puppet Jams: They Might Be Giants

• Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes (extended)
• Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams (extended)
• Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities
• Puppet Jam: Mission Control
• Puppet Jam: President's Daughter (DVD exclusive)
• Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues (DVD exclusive)
• Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It (DVD exclusive)

[edit] Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Version 1.0
• Version 2.0
• Version 3.0
• Version 4.0
• Version 5.0
• Version 6.0
• Version 7.0
• Version 8.0
• Version 9.2
• Version 10.2
• Version 11.2
• Version 12.2

[edit] Teen Girl Squad

• Issue 1 — Pilot episode
• Issue 2 — Pickin' up boys
• Issue 3 — They go shopping (Mike and Strong Bad commentary; Mike/PBTC Strong Bad and Strong Bad commentary)
• Issue 4 — Back at school (Matt, Mike, and Ryan commentary)
• Issue 5 — Spring Break
• Issue 6 — Decemberween Special
• Issue 7 — Teeny Tiny Girl Squad (Mike and Matt commentary)
• Issue 8 — Battle of the bands (Matt, Mike, and Ryan commentary)
• Issue 9 — A kinder, gentler TGS
• Issue 10 — Sweet someteen party (Mike and Matt commentary)

[edit] Bonus

• Bubslegum Comics
• Exaggerations
• From the Vault (Matt and Mike commentary)
• Peasant's Quest Outtakes
• Your Hair is Messed Up
• Peasant's Quest Animatic

[edit] Credits

DVD authoring and encoding by Ryan Sterritt

Video footage and editing by Ryan Sterritt

Thanks: Lucky Yates, Rene Dellefont, Neal Stamper, Jackie Chapman, Christian Danley, Z. Gillispie, Matt Gribbon, Ed Mundy, Craig Zobel, Dan Kubis, Jonathan Howe, Tony Mistretta, Astrid Wagner, DaVinci's Notebook, The Skate Party, and They Might Be Giants

[edit] Easter Eggs

• To play Where the Crap Are We?, go to the Shorts menu and click right on "Play All" until three stars appear at the bottom.
• To watch the Fluffy Puff Commercial with the Abraham Lincoln Easter egg activated, go to the Shorts menu and click left on "Fluffy Puff" until Abe's profile appears.
• To play a 3 Times Halloween Funjob Puppet Easter Egg, go to the Puppet Stuff menu and click right on "Play All" until three stars appear at the bottom.
• To play a PAY PLUS! sample, go to the Teen Girl Squad menu and click right on "Play All" until three stars appear at the bottom.
• To play An Open Forum, go to the Bonus menu and click right of "From The Vault" until three stars appear. A Matt and Mike commentary is also available for this Easter egg.
• To play Here's How We Made It, go to the Bonus menu and click right of "Peasant's Quest Outtakes" until three stars appear.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

• The only shorts missing are the Cheat Commandos-related ones, namely the original Cheat Commandos toon, Cheat Commandos...O's, and Commandos in the Classroom. They would later appear on Everything Else, Volume 2 under their own category alongside Shopping for Danger and the DVD-exclusive Blue Laserdisc Challenge.

[edit] Remarks

• Experimental Film and Strong Bad is a Bad Guy are absent from the list of toons in the packaging artwork.
• During the rapid-fire montage of scenes featured in the intro, one of them is of Crazy Cartoon (specifically, the part with Strong Bad jumping up to kick Homestar in the face nine times), which appears in a different DVD.

[edit] Inside References

• In the introduction, Homestar Runner's quote is from First Time Here?, Marshie's is from Meet Marshie, Bubs's is from Lookin at a Thing in a Bag, The Barbershop Trio's is from Ballad of The Sneak, and the Arrow'd Guy's is from Teen Girl Squad Issue 1.
  • Also in the introduction, following the Arrow'd Guy, the rapid-fire montage seen as the scenes shrink away feature (in order): Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0, Everybody to the Limit, 20X6 vs. 1936, Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, Peasant's Quest Preview, Exaggerations, Experimental Film, The Li'l Brudder Show, Arcade Game, The System is Down (almost the exact same), The Interview, Crazy Cartoon, The Cheatar, and Lookin at a Thing In a Bag (again).
• The back cover overly glorifies interactive menus.

[edit] External Links

• Everything Else, Volume 1 at the Homestar Runner store
• forum thread re: "Everything Else, Volume 1"