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The '''Character Videos''' is the current biography page for the [[Characters#Main characters|main characters]] of the website. The menu features a nice stack of VHS tapes and the [[The VCR|VCR]]. Each character introduces himself or herself except The Poopsmith and Pom Pom, wherein Homestar himself makes the introduction. The Cheat's language has been thoughtfully subtitled for the viewers.
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The '''Character Videos''' are the current biographies for the [[main characters]] of the website. The menu features two stacks of VHS tapes, one sitting next to [[the VCR]] and the other on top of it. Each character introduces themselves except for [[The Poopsmith]] and [[Pom Pom]], for whom [[Homestar]] himself makes the introduction. [[The Cheat]]'s language has been thoughtfully subtitled for the viewers.
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'''Date:''' July 14, 2003
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'''Date:''' Monday, July 14, 2003
'''Page Title:''' Characters
'''Page Title:''' Characters
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<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
===Left Column===
===Left Column===
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* [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript|Homestar Runner]]
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* [[Homestar Runner's Character Video|Homestar Runner]]
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* [[Coach Z#Character Video Transcript|Coach Z]]
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* [[Coach Z's Character Video|Coach Z]]
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* [[The Cheat#Character Video Transcript|The Cheat]]
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* [[The Cheat's Character Video|The Cheat]]
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* [[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Bad]]
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* [[Strong Bad's Character Video|Strong Bad]]
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* [[Marzipan#Character Video Transcript|Marzipan]]
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* [[Marzipan's Character Video|Marzipan]]
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* [[Pom Pom#Character Video Transcript|Pom Pom]]
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* [[Pom Pom's Character Video|Pom Pom]]
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* [[Strong Sad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Sad]]
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* [[Strong Sad's Character Video|Strong Sad]]
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===Right Column===
===Right Column===
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* [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs]]
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* [[Bubs's Character Video|Bubs]]
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* [[Strong Mad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Mad]]
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* [[Strong Mad's Character Video|Strong Mad]]
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* [[The Poopsmith#Character Video Transcript|The Poopsmith]]
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* [[The Poopsmith's Character Video|The Poopsmith]]
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* [[The King of Town#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town]]
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* [[The King of Town's Character Video|The King of Town]]
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* [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar]] (Easter egg)
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* [[Homsar's Character Video|Homsar]] (Easter egg)
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==Transcripts==
 
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[[Image:CharacterVidHomestar.png|thumb|"Don't forget 'moron'!"]]
 
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[[Image:CharacterVidCoachZ.png|thumb|"Hoo-hah!"]]
 
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[[Image:CharacterVidTheCheat.png|thumb|"(What are you going to do about it?)"]]
 
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[[Image:The SB.PNG|thumb|"Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives!"]]
 
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===Homestar Runner===
 
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Page Title: Homerun Hitter!
 
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Place: [[The Field]]
 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me.... Homestar!... Runner!... Homestar Runner. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, and have the only propeller cap. {propeller cap twirls} And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business. If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Homestar. Either one, really. They both fit.
 
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{Strong Bad sticks his arm into the scene.}
 
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'''STRONG BAD''': {says one of the following lines, picked randomly}
 
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Don't forget "doofus"!
 
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Don't forget "moron"!
 
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Don't forget um... "Lionel Richie"!
 
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HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, that too. That's another good one. In closing, I look good in red. Check it out. {turns around, sings while shaking his rear} Buttdance, buttda-a-ance!
 
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===Coach Z===
 
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''{'''Page Title''': Drop Down and Gimme 20!!}'' ''{'''Places:''' [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]}''
 
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{looking slightly offscreen}'' Is that thing on? ''{turns to the camera lens}'' Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!" ''{waves his arms in the air}'' Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers ''{gestures to the lockers behind him}'', but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. ''{gestures to the bench behind him}'' My back's not in real good condition. ''{rubs his back}'' And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These peoples try to fade me." ''{holds up a microphone, begins to sing}'' A one-two, a one-two—!
 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears in front of camera}'' Sorry. We're all out of tape.
 
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===The Cheat===
 
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''{'''Page Title:''' Incredible Cheating Action!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''
 
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'''THE CHEAT''': ''{speaking in The Cheat with English subtitles}'' (Yeah, I'm The Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck. My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough.
 
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...Okay, fine.) ''{bares a toothy smile at the camera showing his gold tooth and there is a "shing" noise}'' (Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.) ''{throws [[Van Buren|the bust]] at the camera}''
 
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Meh!
 
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''{crash sound is heard, static comes up when the statue hits}''
 
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===Strong Bad===
 
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''{'''Page Title:''' Get ready for the new!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[Strong Badia]]}''
 
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''{Strong Bad is seen standing next to several wooden props, including one of Homestar Runner with a snake wrapped around his head. He is moving some of the props around.}''
 
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'''STRONG BAD''': Hold on, I'm not done with the props yet! ''{turns to camera}'' Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of—
 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahe-he-hem.
 
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'''STRONG BAD''': What are you doing here?
 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see that I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!
 
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'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.
 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That sounds reasonable! ''{pronounces it re-ZON-able}''
 
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'''STRONG BAD''': Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya. Chicken nuggets.
 
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===Fun Facts===
 
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*Homestar Runner
 
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**Homestar shows off his butt dance again multiple times.
 
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**Homestar could only hold his breath for about 3 seconds in Halloween Fairstival, but in the older Yearbook Character Page, he could hold his breath for about 11 seconds.
 
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**Homestar also appears to have a nervous twitch, which would be revealed in later cartoons, as his head repeatedly snaps back and forth while talking.
 
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*Strong Bad
 
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**"Party peoples in the place to be!" is a reference to an [[Wikipedia:Ultramagnetic MC|Ultramagnetic MC]] song called "Ego Trippin'", during which before the song, the announcer says, "Party peoples in the place to be! Just for you, it's the Ultramagnetic MCs!"
 
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**The [[Wikipedia:Denver Nuggets|Denver Nuggets]] are a professional [[Wikipedia:National Basketball Association|NBA]] basketball team.
 
==Easter Eggs==
==Easter Eggs==
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* To see Homsar's character video, click "Eject" on the VCR.
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* Click "Eject" on the VCR and [[Homsar]]'s character video will pop out. Click the tape to view the video.
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
===Trivia===
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*The Flash file shows hidden descriptive text. These are the various VHS tapes from the Easter egg in the email "[[12:00]]." The text reads as follows, in order:
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*The Flash file shows hidden descriptive text. These are the various VHS tapes from the Easter egg in the email "[[12:00]]". The text reads as follows, in order:
**Yo! MTV Raps
**Yo! MTV Raps
**Condorman  
**Condorman  
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**space shows
**space shows
**M*A*SH*<!--sic--> final episode
**M*A*SH*<!--sic--> final episode
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**Joy of Painting
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**[[Joy of Painting]]
**Strong Mads b-ball game  
**Strong Mads b-ball game  
**Slam Dunk Contest(Spud Webb)
**Slam Dunk Contest(Spud Webb)
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*The [[Audio Quality|sound quality]] in some videos is more crisp than that in most toons.
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*The [[sound quality]] in some videos is more crisp than that in most toons.
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*The page titles for all the videos have 2 exclamation marks (!!) at the end of them.
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*"Characters" was linked from the site's [[navigation bar]] from 2003 through 2020.
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===Real World References===
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*{{wp|Yo! MTV Raps}} was a {{wp|hip hop}} show on {{wp|Music Television|MTV}}.
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*{{wp|Condorman}} is a 1981 [[Disney]] comedy/adventure film starring {{wp|Michael Crawford}} and {{wp|Oliver Reed}}.
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*{{wp|Hagler vs. Hearns}} refers to a {{wp|boxing}} match between Undisputed Champion {{wp|Marvin Hagler}} and {{wp|Thomas Hearns}}. Hagler knocked Hearns out in three bloody rounds, leaving the match to be nicknamed "The War".
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*YCDTOTV refers to the [[Nickelodeon]] sketch comedy program {{wp|You Can't Do That on Television}}.
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*The {{wp|Moscow Music Peace Festival|Moscow Peace Festival}} was a one-time gathering of high-profile hard rock acts who put on a concert for the people in Moscow, Soviet Union on 12 and 13 August 1989 to promote world peace and establish international cooperation in fighting the drug war in [[Russia]].
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*{{wp|V (TV series)|V}} was a television miniseries that was centered around aliens trying to take over Earth. The miniseries aired on NBC in May 1983. The miniseries was followed by one titled {{wp|V (The Final Battle)|V: The Final Battle}} in 1984 and a {{wp|V (1984 TV series)|weekly series}} later that year, both of which were also carried by NBC. {{wp|V (2009 TV series)|A reimagining of the series}} aired on ABC for two years beginning in 2009.
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*{{wp|The Commish}} was a TV show that aired on ABC from 1991 until 1996. It starred {{wp|Michael Chiklis}} as a New York state police commissioner.
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*[[M*A*S*H]] was a TV show set during the {{wp|Korean War}}. The {{wp|Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen|series finale}} aired on February 28, 1983 and set a record for the most-watched television program of all time.
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*{{wp|Spud Webb}} was a professional basketball player who played for four NBA teams between 1985 and 1998. Webb is only 5'7" tall, making him one of the shortest players in NBA history. While with the Atlanta Hawks in 1986, Webb won the NBA All-Star Slam Dunk Contest and still holds the record as the shortest player to win the competition.
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===Fast Forward===
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*[[Senor Cardgage]]'s character video is revealed in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[too cool]].
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*The Poopsmith would [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Costumes|dress up as a Condorman]] in [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]].
== External links ==
== External links ==
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{{H*RNav}}
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[[Category:H*R Navigation]]
[[Category:H*R Navigation]]
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[[Category:Character Videos|*]]

Current revision as of 23:50, 18 June 2025

Pick a tape, any tape.

The Character Videos are the current biographies for the main characters of the website. The menu features two stacks of VHS tapes, one sitting next to the VCR and the other on top of it. Each character introduces themselves except for The Poopsmith and Pom Pom, for whom Homestar himself makes the introduction. The Cheat's language has been thoughtfully subtitled for the viewers.

Date: Monday, July 14, 2003

Page Title: Characters

Contents

[edit] The Videos

[edit] Left Column

[edit] Right Column

[edit] Easter Eggs

  • Click "Eject" on the VCR and Homsar's character video will pop out. Click the tape to view the video.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • The Flash file shows hidden descriptive text. These are the various VHS tapes from the Easter egg in the email "12:00". The text reads as follows, in order:
    • Yo! MTV Raps
    • Condorman
    • Hagler vs. Hearns
    • YCDTOTV (season 2)
    • Moscow Peace Festival
    • car commercials
    • "V"
    • The Commish
    • space shows
    • M*A*SH* final episode
    • Joy of Painting
    • Strong Mads b-ball game
    • Slam Dunk Contest(Spud Webb)
  • The sound quality in some videos is more crisp than that in most toons.
  • The page titles for all the videos have 2 exclamation marks (!!) at the end of them.
  • "Characters" was linked from the site's navigation bar from 2003 through 2020.

[edit] Real World References

  • Yo! MTV Raps was a hip hop show on MTV.
  • Condorman is a 1981 Disney comedy/adventure film starring Michael Crawford and Oliver Reed.
  • Hagler vs. Hearns refers to a boxing match between Undisputed Champion Marvin Hagler and Thomas Hearns. Hagler knocked Hearns out in three bloody rounds, leaving the match to be nicknamed "The War".
  • YCDTOTV refers to the Nickelodeon sketch comedy program You Can't Do That on Television.
  • The Moscow Peace Festival was a one-time gathering of high-profile hard rock acts who put on a concert for the people in Moscow, Soviet Union on 12 and 13 August 1989 to promote world peace and establish international cooperation in fighting the drug war in Russia.
  • V was a television miniseries that was centered around aliens trying to take over Earth. The miniseries aired on NBC in May 1983. The miniseries was followed by one titled V: The Final Battle in 1984 and a weekly series later that year, both of which were also carried by NBC. A reimagining of the series aired on ABC for two years beginning in 2009.
  • The Commish was a TV show that aired on ABC from 1991 until 1996. It starred Michael Chiklis as a New York state police commissioner.
  • M*A*S*H was a TV show set during the Korean War. The series finale aired on February 28, 1983 and set a record for the most-watched television program of all time.
  • Spud Webb was a professional basketball player who played for four NBA teams between 1985 and 1998. Webb is only 5'7" tall, making him one of the shortest players in NBA history. While with the Atlanta Hawks in 1986, Webb won the NBA All-Star Slam Dunk Contest and still holds the record as the shortest player to win the competition.

[edit] Fast Forward

[edit] External links


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