Mottos and Slogans

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In addition to normal [[catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous companies throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.'''
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In addition to normal [[catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.'''
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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===[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]===
===[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]===
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*"We're always awesome!" — [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs's Character Page]]
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*"We're always awesome!" — [[Bubs's Character Video]]
*"We've got everything! Twice!" — [[Homestar Ruiner]]
*"We've got everything! Twice!" — [[Homestar Ruiner]]
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*"Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) — [[An Important Rap Song]]
*"Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) — [[An Important Rap Song]]
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===[[Minor Foods#Coach Z Ale|Coach Z Ale]]===
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===[[Minor Drinks#coach_z_ale|Coach Z Ale]]===
*"Differently Lame!" — [[time capsule]]
*"Differently Lame!" — [[time capsule]]
===[[Cold One]]===
===[[Cold One]]===
*"A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — [[property of ones]]
*"A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — [[property of ones]]
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===[[Compé]]===
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*"Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — [[Compy Catalog]]
===[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]===
===[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]===
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*"Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
*"Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
*"Look Lively!!" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
*"Look Lively!!" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
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===[[Grampy Aught-Six]]===
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*"Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." — [[Compy Catalog]]
===[[Hamburger Shampoo]]===
===[[Hamburger Shampoo]]===
*"Geddup Noise approved!" — [[geddup noise]]
*"Geddup Noise approved!" — [[geddup noise]]
*"Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" — [[geddup noise]]
*"Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" — [[geddup noise]]
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===[[Lappy 486]]===
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*"Finally, a computer for your lap!" — [[animal]]
===[[Litigation Jackson]]===
===[[Litigation Jackson]]===
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===[[Polymascotfoamalate]]===
===[[Polymascotfoamalate]]===
*"Ingenuitizing the future!" — [[4 branches]]
*"Ingenuitizing the future!" — [[4 branches]]
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===[[Roomy-Vac]]===
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*"The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — [[Compy Catalog]]
===[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]===
===[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]===
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*"No Probalo!" — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"No Probalo!" — [[Senor Mortgage]]
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===[[Minor_Foods#Sog Dogs|Sog Dog]]===
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===[[Minor_Foods#Sog dog|Sog Dog]]===
*"Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!" — [[environment]]
*"Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!" — [[environment]]

Revision as of 23:27, 19 February 2021

"The Future is You... Probably"

In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.

Contents

Appearances

Ab-Abber 2000

Blubb-O's

Bubs' Concession Stand

Bubs' Old Pizza

Cheat Commandos

Coach Z Ale

Cold One

Compé

  • "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog

Crazy Go Nuts University

  • "The future is you... probably" — CGNU

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights

Grampy Aught-Six

Hamburger Shampoo

Lappy 486

  • "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal

Litigation Jackson

Polymascotfoamalate

Roomy-Vac

  • "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog

SBLOUNSKCHED!

Schenectady Crispies

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

Sog Dog

Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum

  • "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
  • "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" — 2 emails

Strong Bad's EGGS

Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA

  • "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)" — theme park

Strong Badia Action Cool News 5

Styles Upon Styles

  • "Steep prices and trees!" — animal

Suge Brown

Temporarios

The Cheatcakes

The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show

Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders

Videlectrix

  • "We use computers... to make video games!"

See also