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	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{chuckles}''		'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{chuckles}''
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		+	''{The girl dies and is unselectable after this point.}''
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		+	===Car===
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		+	====Any girl besides What's Her Face====
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		+	'''GIRL:''' My real dad just bought me a new car because he felt guilty about all the wrongs he done. But then he gave it to his 22-year-old girlfriend. Stupid Kaitlin.
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		+	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{sounds of disapproval}''
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		+	====What's Her Face====
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		+	'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My real dad just bought me a new car because he felt guilty about all the wrongs he done.
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		+	''{Cut to What's Her Face near the car, which is styled as an early-1900s car.}''
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		+	'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' He bought it at a guh'ment auction!
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		+	''{What's Her Face gets in the car and drives a little. Then it explodes.}''
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		+	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' A splode!
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		+	''{Cut to two gangsters standing nearby.}''
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		+	'''FIRST GANGSTER:''' Mr. Pagliogaglioleri will be very pleased.
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		+	'''SECOND GANGSTER:''' Nuts.
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		+	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}''
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		+	''{What's Her Face dies and is unselectable after this point.}''
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		+	===Book===
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		+	====Any girl besides So and So====
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		+	'''GIRL:''' This book is 3 wks overdue!
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		+	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{sounds of disapproval}''
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		+	====So and So====
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		+	'''SO AND SO:''' Sports is boring. Books are a world in my brain!
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		+	''{She imagines Moby Dick.}''
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		+	'''MOBY DICK:''' I guess I, like, represent symbolism and stuff?
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		+	''{Moby Dick eats So and So's upper body.}''
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		+	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Cliff noted!
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		+	'''SO AND SO:''' That's not real learning!
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		+	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}''
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		+	''{So and So dies and is unselectable after this point.}''
	{{Teen Girl Squad}}		{{Teen Girl Squad}}
	[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]		[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]

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Revision as of 08:05, 12 August 2008

The girls attend a basketball game in order to flirt with athletes

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Arrow'd Guy, Rats, Basketball Player

Contents 1 Transcript (Scene 1) 2 Transcript (Scene 2) 3 Item Effects 3.1 Basketball 3.1.1 Scene 1 3.2 Kissyface 3.2.1 Scene 1 3.3 Perfume 3.3.1 Scene 1 3.4 Mirror 3.4.1 Scene 1 3.5 Suntan Lotion 3.6 Hairspray 3.7 Ringtone 3.8 Text msg 3.8.1 If girl does not have a rat 3.8.2 If girl does have a rat 3.9 Car 3.9.1 Any girl besides What's Her Face 3.9.2 What's Her Face 3.10 Book 3.10.1 Any girl besides So and So 3.10.2 So and So

Transcript (Scene 1)

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {college boys!!} So and So! {mathlete boys!!} What's Her Face! {any boys!!} The Ugly One! {shrimp po'boys!}

CHEERLEADER: Okay gals and gal-related girls! We fit to look...

SO AND SO and WHAT'S HER FACE: ...so-o good!

THE UGLY ONE: The-e same!

CHEERLEADER: ...at the Sub-JV basketball game tonigh. All the cute boypieces will be there, and maybe sloppy seconds for you!

{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below.)}

Transcript (Scene 2)

{The girls walk outside under a sun with fangs.}

ONE OF THE GIRLS: Walking is like a fashion show for shoes!

Item Effects

NOTE: "Girl" means the recipient of the item, if the reaction is not character-specific.

Basketball

Scene 1

GIRL: I can practice my moves on this basketball. Oh hey Basketballa, I know it's the wrong sport, but we can still get to first base.

{Arrow'd Guy appears in a referee's uniform and shoots arrows at the ball.}

ARROW'D GUY: YOU DON'T GOT NEXT!

GIRL: Aww...

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}

Kissyface

Scene 1

GIRL: Plant one on my Basketballa!

OTHER GIRL: Who are you talking to?

GIRL: Oh, uh, that's what I'd say... if a boy was here.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}

Perfume

Scene 1

GIRL: Boys love Pubescence Perfume. Accentuate the awkward!

{Girl now has "scent lines" indicating the presence of perfume.}

Mirror

Scene 1

GIRL: Gotta make sure my cover-up isn't flaking. Nope, horrible scarring acne is safely concealed.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}

Suntan Lotion

GIRL: Better put on some sunscreen. Ooh, SPF negative fifty!

{Girl is now tanned.}

Hairspray

GIRL: Cover your lungs, everyone. I gotta crisp these bangs up with some Ozone Killa Hairspray.

{Girl has a cloud over her head to indicate hairspray.}

Ringtone

GIRL: This new Brainkreig ringtone is hawt!

RINGTONE: Jugga jigga wugga! Ding-doodling-doodle-ding!

{A rat pokes his head in.}

RAT: Oh dang. Was that Brainkreig? I love cheese. I mean Brainkreig.

{A rat now sits at the girl's feet.}

Text msg

If girl does not have a rat

RINGTONE: Ding-doodling-doodle-ding!

GIRL: It's a text msg! Mby it's a BOY! No, just mm.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}

If girl does have a rat

RINGTONE: Jugga jigga wugga! Ding doodling-doodle-ding!

{A rat pokes his head in.}

GIRL: It's a text msg! Mby it's a BOY! No, just mm.

{The rats trample the girl.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: RATS LIKE METAL! ...Apparently.

{The rats scamper off, leaving the girl on the ground with marks and footprints all over her.}

GIRL: Does this mean I can get outta my contract?

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {chuckles}

{The girl dies and is unselectable after this point.}

Car

Any girl besides What's Her Face

GIRL: My real dad just bought me a new car because he felt guilty about all the wrongs he done. But then he gave it to his 22-year-old girlfriend. Stupid Kaitlin.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}

What's Her Face

WHAT'S HER FACE: My real dad just bought me a new car because he felt guilty about all the wrongs he done.

{Cut to What's Her Face near the car, which is styled as an early-1900s car.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: He bought it at a guh'ment auction!

{What's Her Face gets in the car and drives a little. Then it explodes.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: A splode!

{Cut to two gangsters standing nearby.}

FIRST GANGSTER: Mr. Pagliogaglioleri will be very pleased.

SECOND GANGSTER: Nuts.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {laughs}

{What's Her Face dies and is unselectable after this point.}

Book

Any girl besides So and So

GIRL: This book is 3 wks overdue!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}

So and So

SO AND SO: Sports is boring. Books are a world in my brain!

{She imagines Moby Dick.}

MOBY DICK: I guess I, like, represent symbolism and stuff?

{Moby Dick eats So and So's upper body.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Cliff noted!

SO AND SO: That's not real learning!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {laughs}

{So and So dies and is unselectable after this point.}

Teen Girl Squad
Characters	Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues	Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous	Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other	Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast