Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad
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''{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below.)}'' | ''{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below.)}'' | ||
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| + | ''{The girls walk outside under a sun with fangs.}'' | ||
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| + | '''ONE OF THE GIRLS:''' Walking is like a fashion show for shoes! | ||
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{sounds of disapproval}'' | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{sounds of disapproval}'' | ||
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| + | ===Perfume=== | ||
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| + | '''GIRL:''' Boys love Pubescence Perfume. Accentuate the awkward! | ||
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| + | ''{Girl now has "scent lines" indicating the presence of perfume.}'' | ||
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| + | ===Mirror=== | ||
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| + | ====Scene 1==== | ||
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| + | '''GIRL:''' Gotta make sure my cover-up isn't flaking. Nope, horrible scarring acne is safely concealed. | ||
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| + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{sounds of disapproval}'' | ||
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| + | ===Suntan Lotion=== | ||
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| + | '''GIRL:''' Better put on some sunscreen. Ooh, SPF negative fifty! | ||
{{Teen Girl Squad}} | {{Teen Girl Squad}} | ||
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]] | [[Category:Teen Girl Squad]] | ||
Revision as of 07:34, 12 August 2008
The girls attend a basketball game in order to flirt with athletes
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Arrow'd Guy, Basketball Player
Contents |
Transcript (Scene 1)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {college boys!!} So and So! {mathlete boys!!} What's Her Face! {any boys!!} The Ugly One! {shrimp po'boys!}
CHEERLEADER: Okay gals and gal-related girls! We fit to look...
SO AND SO and WHAT'S HER FACE: ...so-o good!
THE UGLY ONE: The-e same!
CHEERLEADER: ...at the Sub-JV basketball game tonigh. All the cute boypieces will be there, and maybe sloppy seconds for you!
{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below.)}
Transcript (Scene 2)
{The girls walk outside under a sun with fangs.}
ONE OF THE GIRLS: Walking is like a fashion show for shoes!
Item Effects
NOTE: "Girl" means the recipient of the item, if the reaction is not character-specific.
Basketball
Scene 1
GIRL: I can practice my moves on this basketball. Oh hey Basketballa, I know it's the wrong sport, but we can still get to first base.
{Arrow'd Guy appears in a referee's uniform and shoots arrows at the ball.}
ARROW'D GUY: YOU DON'T GOT NEXT!
GIRL: Aww...
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}
Kissyface
Scene 1
GIRL: Plant one on my Basketballa!
OTHER GIRL: Who are you talking to?
GIRL: Oh, uh, that's what I'd say... if a boy was here.
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}
Perfume
Scene 1
GIRL: Boys love Pubescence Perfume. Accentuate the awkward!
{Girl now has "scent lines" indicating the presence of perfume.}
Mirror
Scene 1
GIRL: Gotta make sure my cover-up isn't flaking. Nope, horrible scarring acne is safely concealed.
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}
Suntan Lotion
GIRL: Better put on some sunscreen. Ooh, SPF negative fifty!
| Teen Girl Squad | |
|---|---|
| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
