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''{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below.)}''
''{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below.)}''
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==Item Effects==
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'''NOTE:''' "Girl" means the recipient of the item, if the reaction is not character-specific.
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===Basketball===
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====Scene 1====
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'''GIRL:''' I can practice my moves on this basketball. Oh hey Basketballa, I know it's the wrong sport, but we can still get to first base.
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''{Arrow'd Guy appears in a referee's uniform and shoots arrows at the ball.}''
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'''ARROW'D GUY:''' YOU DON'T GOT NEXT!
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'''GIRL:''' Aww...
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{sounds of disapproval}''
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===Kissyface===
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====Scene 1====
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'''GIRL:''' Plant one on my Basketballa!
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'''OTHER GIRL:''' Who are you talking to?
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'''GIRL:''' Oh, uh, that's what I'd say... if a boy was here.
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{sounds of disapproval}''
{{Teen Girl Squad}}
{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]

Revision as of 07:28, 12 August 2008

The girls attend a basketball game in order to flirt with athletes

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Arrow'd Guy, Basketball Player

Contents

Transcript (Scene 1)

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {college boys!!} So and So! {mathlete boys!!} What's Her Face! {any boys!!} The Ugly One! {shrimp po'boys!}

CHEERLEADER: Okay gals and gal-related girls! We fit to look...

SO AND SO and WHAT'S HER FACE: ...so-o good!

THE UGLY ONE: The-e same!

CHEERLEADER: ...at the Sub-JV basketball game tonigh. All the cute boypieces will be there, and maybe sloppy seconds for you!

{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below.)}

Item Effects

NOTE: "Girl" means the recipient of the item, if the reaction is not character-specific.

Basketball

Scene 1

GIRL: I can practice my moves on this basketball. Oh hey Basketballa, I know it's the wrong sport, but we can still get to first base.

{Arrow'd Guy appears in a referee's uniform and shoots arrows at the ball.}

ARROW'D GUY: YOU DON'T GOT NEXT!

GIRL: Aww...

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}

Kissyface

Scene 1

GIRL: Plant one on my Basketballa!

OTHER GIRL: Who are you talking to?

GIRL: Oh, uh, that's what I'd say... if a boy was here.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {sounds of disapproval}

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