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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails! | ||
| - | ''{reading}'' | + | ''{reading}'' |
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| - | + | <pre>Hey Strong Bad, | |
| - | + | I was wondering what you do with the | |
| + | emails that don't get showed on the | ||
| + | weekly email. | ||
| - | Ahh... ''{typing}'' Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day? I like to mix it up! | + | Dan Chase, |
| + | Aurora, Illinois</pre> | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad stops and says "Hey!" after reading "Hey Strong Bad," and pronounces Illinois as "Illi-noir"}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh... ''{typing}'' Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day? I like to mix it up! | ||
''{cut to the Cheat carrying some papers, organizing them into huge stacks}'' | ''{cut to the Cheat carrying some papers, organizing them into huge stacks}'' | ||
| - | Sometimes I give them to the Cheat for filing. And archiving. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sometimes I give them to the Cheat for filing. And archiving. |
''{The Cheat sticks an email in the Medium category. Strong Bad sticks his head in the screen. The Cheat makes cheat noises.}'' | ''{The Cheat sticks an email in the Medium category. Strong Bad sticks his head in the screen. The Cheat makes cheat noises.}'' | ||
| - | No man, that's a short. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' No man, that's a short. |
| - | ''{The Cheat shrugs, and puts it in the short pile. Cut to Strong Bad and Bubs standing at the stick, not facing each other. Strong Bad has a CD, Bubs has a bag of cash.}'' | + | ''{The Cheat shrugs, and puts it in the short pile. Cut to Strong Bad and Bubs standing at the stick, not facing each other. Strong Bad has a CD, Bubs has a bag of cash labeled "The Payoff".}'' |
| - | Or if I'm strapped for cash, I'll sell the e-mail addresses to Bubs for use in his free weekly spamvertisements. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or if I'm strapped for cash, I'll sell the e-mail addresses to Bubs for use in his free weekly spamvertisements. |
| - | ''{Strong Bad drops the CD}'' | + | ''{Strong Bad drops the CD}'' |
| - | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oops! Lookit that! I dropped a CD of five-thousand email addresses! |
| - | ''{ | + | ''{Bubs throws the bag of money on the ground}'' |
| - | ''' | + | '''BUBS:''' Whoops! I dropped a quarter for each one! |
| - | '''STRONG MAD:''' ''{holds up two crumpled-up balls of paper} THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS! | + | ''{Cut to Strong Mad crumpling up papers}'' |
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And sometimes I give them to my big brother Strong Mad, for the Japanese art of paper-folding. | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad walks on screen}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' So, how are your origamis? Is that one the crane? | ||
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| + | '''STRONG MAD:''' ''{holds up two crumpled-up balls of paper}'' THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS! | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, that's great, man. Incredible likeness. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, that's great, man. Incredible likeness. | ||
| - | ''{back to the computer | + | ''{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the computer}'' |
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But mostly the emails I don't use just get... ''{stops typing and stands up, backing up slowly}'' A-digga...a-digga...a-digga-digga...a-digga...a-diggity... ''{starts running back towards the desk}'' DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY A-DELETEEEEEED!!!!!! ''{jumps and does an elbow drop on the keyboard, breaking the desk in half. After a pause, the screen flashes DELETED!!}'' Ohhhhh....I think I broke my clavicus...majorus. | ||
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ||
Revision as of 03:22, 23 September 2004
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Summary
Strong Bad Email #65
Strong Bad explains what happens to all the unused emails he gets every week.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Mad
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!
{reading}
Hey Strong Bad, I was wondering what you do with the emails that don't get showed on the weekly email. Dan Chase, Aurora, Illinois
{Strong Bad stops and says "Hey!" after reading "Hey Strong Bad," and pronounces Illinois as "Illi-noir"}
STRONG BAD: Ahh... {typing} Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day? I like to mix it up!
{cut to the Cheat carrying some papers, organizing them into huge stacks}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Sometimes I give them to the Cheat for filing. And archiving.
{The Cheat sticks an email in the Medium category. Strong Bad sticks his head in the screen. The Cheat makes cheat noises.}
STRONG BAD: No man, that's a short.
{The Cheat shrugs, and puts it in the short pile. Cut to Strong Bad and Bubs standing at the stick, not facing each other. Strong Bad has a CD, Bubs has a bag of cash labeled "The Payoff".}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Or if I'm strapped for cash, I'll sell the e-mail addresses to Bubs for use in his free weekly spamvertisements.
{Strong Bad drops the CD}
STRONG BAD: Oops! Lookit that! I dropped a CD of five-thousand email addresses!
{Bubs throws the bag of money on the ground}
BUBS: Whoops! I dropped a quarter for each one!
{Cut to Strong Mad crumpling up papers}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And sometimes I give them to my big brother Strong Mad, for the Japanese art of paper-folding.
{Strong Bad walks on screen}
STRONG BAD: So, how are your origamis? Is that one the crane?
STRONG MAD: {holds up two crumpled-up balls of paper} THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS!
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, that's great, man. Incredible likeness.
{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the computer}
STRONG BAD: {typing} But mostly the emails I don't use just get... {stops typing and stands up, backing up slowly} A-digga...a-digga...a-digga-digga...a-digga...a-diggity... {starts running back towards the desk} DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY A-DELETEEEEEED!!!!!! {jumps and does an elbow drop on the keyboard, breaking the desk in half. After a pause, the screen flashes DELETED!!} Ohhhhh....I think I broke my clavicus...majorus.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- When you see The Cheat with the 3 stacks of emails, you can click on the top of each pile for a sample of some emails. (click the close button to close the email.)
- You can click on the top of Strong Mad's pile of emails for another look at these wonderful emails Strong Bad gets.
- At the very end you can click on the words on Strong Bad's screen to bring up Bubs' Weekly Spamvertisement.
- You can click on the picture of the product in the Weekly Spamvertisement to see more products from Bubs.
Fun Facts
- Here are the unused emails which appear in this toon:
- Medium stack:
Dear Strong Bad, This is my best one. Do you like it! I hope that you do.
HOW DUMB IS IT BEING A DUMB ROBOT. I AM GLAD YOU ARE A ROBOT NOT ME. GO AND KILL ANY ONE YOU HATE. YOUR NOT BIGGEST FAN EVAN
- Tall stack:
Dear Strong Bad, why don 't you do that thing?
hey i like ur e-mail and games i am stephanie and i am 10/f/nj and i play baseball cheerleader from stephanie poobears
- Short stack:
Dear Strong Bad, I tried to email you twice yesterday. You didn't email back. 'Sup wit dat? I'm out like that.
Do you have a monkey if you do you are a crap. If you don't are still crap so leave me alone crap head. Stop making me right this stupid crappy letter to you. So buy craphead uh I mean crapface wait no crapnose rrrrrghhh whatever you are stupid and have an ugly butt and your stupid and a piece of crap. Oh yeah your also stupid. sincerely, me Andrew Shapiro PS: Your still crap and always will be crap. And please kill hamesturrunner please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. Bye bye.
- Strong Mad's stack:
Dear, Strong Bad Do you enloy reasing?
- The CD he gives Bubs says "The Goods" and Bubs's bag of money says "The Payoff"
- The "Digga-Digga-Digga... DELETED!" line is used again in car
- The quarters that Bubs gives Strong Bad in exchange for the email addresses total $1,250 ($0.25 x 5,000), and would weigh 62.37lbs.
