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| - | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. | |
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, sorta, Aaron. But see, there's only one power. Though I guess it is pretty super. Check it out. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, sorta, Aaron. But see, there's only one power. Though I guess it is pretty super. Check it out. | ||
| - | ''{He turns to his left | + | ''{He turns to his left an picks up a Cold One. He tightens up in concentration, and his blue diamond starts glowing, causing the bottle cap to pop off and fizz.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, there you go. It's not much, but as you can imagine it's a big hit with the ladies. So far I've only found it works with Cold Ones. But come to think of it... | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, there you go. It's not much, but as you can imagine it's a big hit with the ladies. So far I've only found it works with Cold Ones. But come to think of it... | ||
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''{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z and Homestar are talking to each other.}'' | ''{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z and Homestar are talking to each other.}'' | ||
| - | '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I definitely say | + | '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight pants. |
''{Strong Bad peeks out from behind a locker.}'' | ''{Strong Bad peeks out from behind a locker.}'' | ||
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*"Strong Bad Email is filmed in front of a live studio audience" is spoof of similar announcements made before or after certain sitcoms, especially in the 1970s and '80s. | *"Strong Bad Email is filmed in front of a live studio audience" is spoof of similar announcements made before or after certain sitcoms, especially in the 1970s and '80s. | ||
* This is the only time Strong Bad has admitted to having, and using, his superpower. | * This is the only time Strong Bad has admitted to having, and using, his superpower. | ||
| - | *The obvious flaw in Coach Z's solution is that Homestar doesn't wear pants | + | *The obvious flaw in Coach Z's solution is that Homestar doesn't wear pants. |
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
Revision as of 23:24, 15 January 2005
Strong Bad Email #25
Aaron C. asks if the blue diamond on Strong Bad's head is the source of all his super powers.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your forehead the source of all your super powers? Or is it merely decorative? Aaron C.
STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, sorta, Aaron. But see, there's only one power. Though I guess it is pretty super. Check it out.
{He turns to his left an picks up a Cold One. He tightens up in concentration, and his blue diamond starts glowing, causing the bottle cap to pop off and fizz.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} So, there you go. It's not much, but as you can imagine it's a big hit with the ladies. So far I've only found it works with Cold Ones. But come to think of it...
{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z and Homestar are talking to each other.}
COACH Z: Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight pants.
{Strong Bad peeks out from behind a locker.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooooh, tight pants.
{Strong Bad uses the blue diamond on his forehead to make Homestar's cap pop off.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh!
{Homestar picks his cap up and looks back at Coach Z.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sorry about that. What were we talking about?
COACH Z: The tightest of pants.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right, right. Tight pants.
{Strong Bad uses his blue diamond to make Homestar's cap pop off again.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What the...?
{Strong Bad giggles as Homestar picks his cap up again.}
COACH Z: Are you okay there, Homestar?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't know. Is my head getting bigger?
{The Paper comes down. Strong Bad makes Homestar's cap pop off for the third time, causing Homestar to once again have to retrieve it.}
COACH Z: Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants.
Fun Facts
- "Strong Bad Email is filmed in front of a live studio audience" is spoof of similar announcements made before or after certain sitcoms, especially in the 1970s and '80s.
- This is the only time Strong Bad has admitted to having, and using, his superpower.
- The obvious flaw in Coach Z's solution is that Homestar doesn't wear pants.
